First World Problems

[ultraspatial]

feeling sick from too much diet coke and oj

Together?

I know it sounds disgusting, insane, delirious, and so forth; but coke + OJ (without pulp obviously) = delicious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezzo_mix

yeah, tried it. tastes pretty good tbh.

[wub]

It's payday, so have to go down the bank at lunch to pay my credit card bill.

[Dead Rats]

No shitpaper, so we have to use kitchen roll.

[wub]

No shitpaper, so we have to use kitchen roll.

Careful, if it's the super absorbant stuff it doesn't always flush properly and you can block the toilet something fierce.

[Dead Rats]

No shitpaper, so we have to use kitchen roll.

Careful, if it's the super absorbant stuff it doesn't always flush properly and you can block the toilet something fierce.

Yeah, for sure I know this, our throne can clog even if you use some super soft Andrex stuff, or if you try to flush a particularly hench steamer.

[JTMMusicuk]

you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

[LA_Boxers]

I wonder what using rice paper would be like??

[Dead Rats]

you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

I've used the inside cardboard bit of a roll, does that count?

[wub]

you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

Fuck getting a papercut on my starfish.

[JTMMusicuk]

you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

Fuck getting a papercut on my starfish.

is that a euphonism?

[wub]

you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

Fuck getting a papercut on my starfish.

is that a euphonism?

No. I mean using regular A4 paper to wipe with, getting the angle wrong, and getting a papercut on my ringpiece.

I imagine it would sting somewhat.

[JTMMusicuk]

you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

Fuck getting a papercut on my starfish.

is that a euphonism?

No. I mean using regular A4 paper to wipe with, getting the angle wrong, and getting a papercut on my ringpiece.

I imagine it would sting somewhat.

sounds like your speaking from experience

[wub]

you dont know anything until youv had to wipe with regular paper

Fuck getting a papercut on my starfish.

is that a euphonism?

No. I mean using regular A4 paper to wipe with, getting the angle wrong, and getting a papercut on my ringpiece.

I imagine it would sting somewhat.

sounds like your speaking from experience

The word 'imagine' would suggest that I'm not.

[JTMMusicuk]

[jameshk]

You fucking wrong'uns. Go buy some toilet paper.

[Johnlenham]

My dad couldn't find any paneer to buy for an indian meal he was making

What! You can buy this stuff? Paneer paratha and Paneer Pakora

[syrup]

Wanted to post on the page 1000 of the happy thread and missed it

[PinUp]

My dad couldn't find any paneer to buy for an indian meal he was making

What! You can buy this stuff? Paneer paratha and Paneer Pakora

Add paneer jalfrezi to that list too!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/paneer_86451

That's a good recipe for making it at home, I tend to use lemon juice rather than faffing with live yoghurt. If you want to buy it already made keep your eyes peeled for an indian super market or corner shop.

[NilsFG]

I once went to a toilet at uni and forgot to check if there still was TP or not.

There wasn't. I didn't have any tissues so I had to use one of the pages of my notes (propositional calculus).
It doesn't feel good.

[wub]

I once went to a toilet at uni and forgot to check if there still was TP or not.

There wasn't. I didn't have any tissues so I had to use one of the pages of my notes (propositional calculus).
It doesn't feel good.

Leibniz notation tends to leave a sore spot.