Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

thief · Post by **thief** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:44 am

Granted, but it replaces every other food on the planet and within a week everyboy is dead of starvation.

I wish jaffa cakes lived up to the hype...

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:11 am

thief wrote:Granted, but it replaces every other food on the planet and within a week everyboy is dead of starvation.

I wish jaffa cakes lived up to the hype...

Granted, you're still a tnuc.

I wish I had no schoolwork atm.

thief · Post by **thief** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:37 am

DJelements wrote:
thief wrote:Granted, but it replaces every other food on the planet and within a week everyboy is dead of starvation.

I wish jaffa cakes lived up to the hype...
Granted, you're still a tnuc.

I wish I had no schoolwork atm.

It's win/win then! Not really a corruption preserving the status quo...

Granted, but it's because you dropped out last year and turned your hand to whoring.

I wish my order had arrived today...

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:23 am

Granted, but the asshole filling the order sent nothing but styrofoam peanuts and crumbled newspaper.

I wish a certain female dubstep/DnB DJ from Glasgow would come to the US and worship the Habitual Beats Camp.

primate · Post by **primate** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:48 am

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:Granted, but the asshole filling the order sent nothing but styrofoam peanuts and crumbled newspaper.

I wish a certain female dubstep/DnB DJ from Glasgow would come to the US and worship the Habitual Beats Camp.

granted, but she turns out to be a post op tranny pissed on mcewans lager with hands like my uncle tom and a fetish for ritual humiliation of americans in front of their buddies

i wish that dubstep would change it's name, i've heard the word too much

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:54 am

granted, but now its called postoptrannypissedonmcewanslagerstep and you just cant get your mouth round that one

i wish it was saturday already so i can go and play in the snow

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:43 am

dr ddd wrote:granted, but now its called postoptrannypissedonmcewanslagerstep and you just cant get your mouth round that one

i wish it was saturday already so i can go and play in the snow

Granted, but you're naked and it's yellow.

I wish thief wasn't a tnuc.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:46 am

granted but then you're out of pootang for a good while now so

i wish i was in bed... again.....

thief · Post by **thief** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:42 am

Granted but it's with DjElements (and he's not a generous lover, trust)

I wish we could all just get along...

daydreamingjerk · Post by **daydreamingjerk** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:05 am

badger wrote:granted but it's run by grand and he doesn't allow ham touching in there

i wish i could afford the time/money to make more missions to london for nights out

Granted, but now you're constantly dry heaving from all those nights out.

I wish my English teacher wasn't such a prick.

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:50 am

granted, he's a tnuc instead

i wish my mates hadn't gone on the subfm chat as me last night

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:16 pm

badger wrote:granted, he's a tnuc instead

i wish my mates hadn't gone on the subfm chat as me last night

Granted, but they went on #Gaysons4dads as you.

I wish I was a generous lover.

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:38 pm

granted, but then your teeth will fall out.

I wish I had a money tree.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:41 pm

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:granted, but then your teeth will fall out.

I wish I had a money tree.

Granted, but nobody else accepts mold as currency.

I wish.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:41 pm

DJelements wrote:
HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:granted, but then your teeth will fall out.

I wish I had a money tree.
Granted, but nobody else accepts mold as currency.

I wish.

granted but then i get three wishes to override yours

damn i wish i wasnt so drunk right now

dopplegangbanger · Post by **dopplegangbanger** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:53 pm

dr ddd wrote:
DJelements wrote:
HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:granted, but then your teeth will fall out.

I wish I had a money tree.
Granted, but nobody else accepts mold as currency.

I wish.
granted but then i get three wishes to override yours

damn i wish i wasnt so drunk right now

granted, now youre just riddled with aids.

i wish i could fly, right up to the sky.

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:19 pm

Granted.. But your wings are made from wax and feathers, and as you get close to the sun they melt... and you land on mercury.. and then you melt.

I wish I had a roasted veg wrap with hummus.

thief · Post by **thief** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:07 am

Granted, but the wrap is actually made out of human skin...

I wish I wasn't feeling so seedy right now...

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:17 am

thief wrote:Granted, but the wrap is actually made out of human skin...

I wish I wasn't feeling so seedy right now...

Granted but you cant wash the stink of shame off...

I wish this would game would get rolling again.

amykamala · Post by **amykamala** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:31 am

kidlogic wrote:
thief wrote:Granted, but the wrap is actually made out of human skin...

I wish I wasn't feeling so seedy right now...
Granted but you cant wash the stink of shame off...

I wish this would game would get rolling again.

granted. but that doesn't mean it will pan out how you hope.

i wish i could pause time by pressing my fingers together and unpause people by touching them

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