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Post by kidlogic » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:50 am

amykamala wrote:
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thief wrote:Granted, but the wrap is actually made out of human skin...

I wish I wasn't feeling so seedy right now...
Granted but you cant wash the stink of shame off...

I wish this would game would get rolling again.

granted. but that doesn't mean it will pan out how you hope.

i wish i could pause time by pressing my fingers together and unpause people by touching them
granted, but you actually have to touch ham to them to unpause them

i wish I could finish the mix Im working on so I could start the next one

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Post by amykamala » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:53 am

kidlogic wrote:
amykamala wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
thief wrote:Granted, but the wrap is actually made out of human skin...

I wish I wasn't feeling so seedy right now...
Granted but you cant wash the stink of shame off...

I wish this would game would get rolling again.

granted. but that doesn't mean it will pan out how you hope.

i wish i could pause time by pressing my fingers together and unpause people by touching them
granted, but you actually have to touch ham to them to unpause them

i wish I could finish the mix Im working on so I could start the next one
granted, but you'll need some ham art for that.

i wish i had more cookies
=^_^=

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Post by shane » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:14 pm

granted but your cookies are actually ford pintos.

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Post by shane » Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:14 pm

i wish i could fucking sleep right now.

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Post by dr ddd » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:35 pm

granted, but when you wake up you realise that a devestating psychological virus has been unleashed on the world, turning the population into blood-crazed psychopaths driven only to kill and destroy the uninfected....

(sorry i had to resurrect this thread - i really miss it ;))

i wish that whenever i clicked my heels three times i could teleport straight home
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Post by bellybelle » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:41 pm

dr ddd wrote:i wish that whenever i clicked my heels three times i could teleport straight home
granted, home is the underwater hidden city of Atlantis and you'd probably drown...


i wish i were taller

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Post by dr ddd » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:53 pm

granted - but now you are also a baller, got this good looking girl and you have to keep calling her, a rabbit in a hat with a bat that you have to feed the whole time and now you're broke...

i wish it was snowing again so i could go boarding
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Post by bellybelle » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:10 pm

dr ddd wrote:i wish it was snowing again so i could go boarding
granted - puppies have roamed the land rampant and, not used to being indoors anymore, have made all the snow a brilliant shade of yellow....forcing you to go boarding through piss slush


I wish I had a unicorn

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Post by theevilgirl » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:16 pm

bellybelle wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i wish it was snowing again so i could go boarding
granted - puppies have roamed the land rampant and, not used to being indoors anymore, have made all the snow a brilliant shade of yellow....forcing you to go boarding through piss slush


I wish I had a unicorn
granted - but on this special occasion your friends decide to play horseshoes with the unicorns horn and knock the unicorn unconscious and its magical powers have been forfeited when the unicorn comes to and thinks he's Christopher Walken.

I wish I still had a car.

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Post by misk » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:21 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i wish it was snowing again so i could go boarding
granted - puppies have roamed the land rampant and, not used to being indoors anymore, have made all the snow a brilliant shade of yellow....forcing you to go boarding through piss slush


I wish I had a unicorn
granted - but on this special occasion your friends decide to play horseshoes with the unicorns horn and knock the unicorn unconscious and its magical powers have been forfeited when the unicorn comes to and thinks he's Christopher Walken.

I wish I still had a car.
granted but it's an autopia car from disneyland and it runs on a track. luckily theres a track leading from your house to your job and back but thats it. you'd lay more track but its expensive and you still have to work out that deal with the city. bureaucracy takes time....

i wish for world peace and global unity.

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Post by bellybelle » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:40 pm

Misk wrote:i wish for world peace and global unity.
granted, the unity is a result of the entire earths population being converted into brain-hungry zombies and "peace" as being new zombie slang for sharing a fresh corpse with your zombie mates.


I wish men would stop and ask for directions

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Post by bellybelle » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:40 pm

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Post by tuck » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:45 pm

granted, but every time they do the person they ask gives them totally bogus directions so you get even more lost.

I wish my head was an orange

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Post by theevilgirl » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:47 pm

Tuck wrote:granted, but every time they do the person they ask gives them totally bogus directions so you get even more lost.

I wish my head was an orange
granted but then i would eat ur juicy brains.

I wish I could fly to the moon

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Post by dr ddd » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:50 pm

granted, but you forgot the pressurised suit and explode as soon as you exit the earth's atmosphere


i wish i could do a handstand
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Post by bellybelle » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:54 pm

dr ddd wrote:i wish i could do a handstand
granted you finally get to do one right as an asteroid crashes into the same place you are


i wish i could roll around naked in a vat of money

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Post by gus » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:21 pm

bellybelle wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i wish i could do a handstand
granted you finally get to do one right as an asteroid crashes into the same place you are


i wish i could roll around naked in a vat of money
Granted, but you catch several fiscally transmitted diseases which spread to your face and you have to get a face-transplant Face-Off style and you become an outcast to society, meanwhile the recipient of your transplant pretends to be you and tarnishes your name and credit score, leaving you broke & ugly.

I wish The Herb was legal

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Post by bellybelle » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:43 pm

Gus wrote:I wish The Herb was legal
Granted--leagues of crackheads would be mobilized to unionize for change and will be the new hippies, setting around burning barrels gettin' cracked out and talking about how the government is invading their civil liberties and freedoms......about 2 mins before they go to work their pizza delivery jobs since now all pizzaboys will be able to get "legit" jobs once requiring a piss test

I wish I could have some cotton candy

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Post by jazzamataz » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:45 pm

Granted, but it'll taste of cotton...


I wish for more ugandan $

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Post by theevilgirl » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:57 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:Granted, but it'll taste of cotton...


I wish for more ugandan $
granted but the exchange will be so great that the mafia will kill you before you get your hands on it.

i wish for chocolate

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