Office Steppers

Perfecture · Post by **Perfecture** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:54 pm

snick01 wrote:shit! that must of been fucking horrible. I only got a little bit in and it looked like I had been punched in the face by a gorilla

Edit: thought she was throwing water in your face? what chat up line did you use for her to take it so badly lol

Na no chat up line HAHA. It was in the summer and it was a proper hot day, So I think she wanted a water fight.......BUT WITH BLOODY ACID.

I forgave her straight away though as there were 2 containers one with water and one with acid and she just happened to pick up the wrong one.

It's alright, next time she wants a water fight, I will give her a golden shower

Dezbeatz92 · Post by **Dezbeatz92** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:15 pm

Perfecture wrote:
snick01 wrote:shit! that must of been fucking horrible. I only got a little bit in and it looked like I had been punched in the face by a gorilla

Edit: thought she was throwing water in your face? what chat up line did you use for her to take it so badly lol
Na no chat up line HAHA. It was in the summer and it was a proper hot day, So I think she wanted a water fight.......BUT WITH BLOODY ACID.

I forgave her straight away though as there were 2 containers one with water and one with acid and she just happened to pick up the wrong one.

It's alright, next time she wants a water fight, I will give her a golden shower

Ahhh maan thats utter filth id rather take the acid to the eye if it were me! anybody ever bought in ear headphones like stealth ear pieces? lol
my office is getting more depressing by the day.. the lads and ladys here are some right drips :/ anybody sound apply for a logistics officers job at bmi pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Peace

Perfecture · Post by **Perfecture** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:30 pm

You can get wireless in ear headphones but they cost a bomb for that they are. Talking like 100 quid from what I remember. And there are hardly any on the market atm, so not much choice.

I have what you might term 'Scene/emo' hair, so I can hide the wires once they come out the top of my shirt to my ears.

In Summary, buy a wig.

Dezbeatz92 · Post by **Dezbeatz92** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:44 pm

Perfecture wrote:You can get wireless in ear headphones but they cost a bomb for that they are. Talking like 100 quid from what I remember. And there are hardly any on the market atm, so not much choice.

I have what you might term 'Scene/emo' hair, so I can hide the wires once they come out the top of my shirt to my ears.

In Summary, buy a wig.

'Scene/emo' hair

love it, what has society done to everybody where everyone even labels themselves its rediculous!! but yeah see what your sezzin! maybe ill have to wig it up, or put my hand in my pocket :s i want them bad enough so may have to be done!

theres guys in my office listenin to the likes of rolph harris cause there on the decent side of the office block and it annoys me so they use there advantage and pick rolph harris??

i get the joys of listening to smooth day in day out with the same blatently tracklist just swapped round abit all the god damn time.. i could resight every simply red and micheal jackson tune to you and it annoys me soooooo!
if they didnt pay me so god damn well id be outta here :/ lol

Peace

Karoshi · Post by **Karoshi** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:39 pm

do what i use to do in highschool, put the earphone up your long sleeve and when at your desk rest your head on your hand. if anyone comes to chat just move your hand away and your earphone will be removed too!

you do look like a twat when trying to thread your earphone up your sleeve though! haha

Dezbeatz92 · Post by **Dezbeatz92** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:43 pm

snick01 wrote:do what i use to do in highschool, put the earphone up your long sleeve and when at your desk rest your head on your hand. if anyone comes to chat just move your hand away and your earphone will be removed too!

you do look like a twat when trying to thread your earphone up your sleeve though! haha

Ahh i like! that will be on the things to try list haha im gonna put in for an internal transfer soon anyway hopefully ill have my own office

17 mins to go... watching the time tick past..

peace

-[2]DAY_- · Post by **-[2]DAY_-** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:41 pm

u work at BMI? Broadcast Music Inc?

GV1 · Post by **GV1** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:29 pm

The joys of having your office in the house and being "the boss". It's a shame, I still don't get to produce much music.

Dezbeatz92 · Post by **Dezbeatz92** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:53 am

-[2]DAY_- wrote:u work at BMI? Broadcast Music Inc?

Nooooo unfortunately not.. Bmi British midland international (airport)

Hows the office heads today anyone got anything remotely interesting to tell me perhaps a riddle i can un-riddle. im so facking bored!!! lol

Peace

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:55 am

Dezbeatz92 wrote:
Hows the office heads today anyone got anything remotely interesting to tell me perhaps a riddle i can un-riddle. im so facking bored!!! lol

You are in a square room with 4 windows. No matter what window you look out of, you are facing north. A bear walks past. What colour is it?

koro inu · Post by **koro inu** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:09 am

hmmm. quiet day in office land for me. over 3/4 of the staff received their redundacy notices on firday/yesterday so weird atmosphere.

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:12 am

koro inu wrote:hmmm. quiet day in office land for me. over 3/4 of the staff received their redundacy notices on firday/yesterday so weird atmosphere.

The team I manage is having to take the workload from another one of our global teams, as they're based in Cairo and having 'a few issues' right now. So double the workload. Woot.

Dezbeatz92 · Post by **Dezbeatz92** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:55 am

wub wrote:
Dezbeatz92 wrote:
Hows the office heads today anyone got anything remotely interesting to tell me perhaps a riddle i can un-riddle. im so facking bored!!! lol

You are in a square room with 4 windows. No matter what window you look out of, you are facing north. A bear walks past. What colour is it?

Hmmmmmmm this has had me all morning, i wanna say white? polar bear? haha

lol

Karoshi · Post by **Karoshi** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:20 pm

i was gonna say white too.

guy dead in the middle of a snowy field. hes only been there a short time, no footprints in the fresh snow. whats in his backpack?

Dezbeatz92 · Post by **Dezbeatz92** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:19 pm

A parachute??

Karoshi · Post by **Karoshi** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:09 pm

yup! haha

Dezbeatz92 · Post by **Dezbeatz92** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:58 am

Morning office thread peeps!

@snick01 i had a lil help with that one!

heres one for ya's ''i am a box with no lid, lock or hinges, i contain treasure of a golden sort, what am i?'

Peaceeeee!

Perfecture · Post by **Perfecture** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:29 am

I am guessing some tpye of food, But I can't quite think what kind of food is in a box shape.

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:44 am

Dezbeatz92 wrote:
heres one for ya's ''i am a box with no lid, lock or hinges, i contain treasure of a golden sort, what am i?'

Egg

Perfecture · Post by **Perfecture** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:57 am

wub wrote:
Dezbeatz92 wrote:
heres one for ya's ''i am a box with no lid, lock or hinges, i contain treasure of a golden sort, what am i?'

Egg

Dam yeah that makes sense, I was trying too hard to think of a food that is boxed shape.

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