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did · Post by **did** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:23 pm

1. Wiggles likes a gash.
2. Wiggles realises she might like him.
3. He decides to ask her out.
4. He doesn't manage due to some Turkish woman and decides to try again later.
5. "
6. "
7. "

..........

16. He talks to her, tells her his feelings; not much gained.
17. (see 4)
18. "

.............

26. "
27. He finally talks to her properly, she's barmy and isn't on it. He decides he'll wait it out or lowe it.

j-sh · Post by **j-sh** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:46 pm

cast your mind back allll the way to page 1, about a month ago?. I can see u edited it so i wont repeat it, but can you imagine if things had gone different?! that would have been weeiirrrrdddd. Whole shit would have been completely different.

anyway, this thread has been very entertaining while it lasted. You should keep an online dsf diary - your life is entertaining in a 'watching big brother live' sort of way, just enough happenin to keep you watchin.

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:39 am

J-sh wrote:cast your mind back allll the way to page 1, about a month ago?. I can see u edited it so i wont repeat it, but can you imagine if things had gone different?! that would have been weeiirrrrdddd. Whole shit would have been completely different.

I was just thinkin that. Mate in all seriousness, you're right if this is to be something major a few weeks apart will do you both good. I give you nuff respect on your noble pursuit of love, and its good to see chivalry aint dead. This thread has been a great read and its funny how involved all of us have become over this. Thanks for speaking so candidly an openly about your trials and tribulations. All the best bruv.

*locked in for season 3 innit*

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:42 am

DID wrote:1. Wiggles likes a gash.
2. Wiggles realises she might like him.
3. He decides to ask her out.
4. He doesn't manage due to some Turkish woman and decides to try again later.
5. "
6. "
7. "

..........

16. He talks to her, tells her his feelings; not much gained.
17. (see 4)
18. "

.............

26. "
27. He finally talks to her properly, she's barmy and isn't on it. He decides he'll wait it out or lowe it.

I read something about the turkish woman, lol, but it was something along the lines of a tray on her back or something.

Look, as a woman I will tell you, rarely do we really hold out for guys we really like ( although ive become a huge fan of holding out and torturing men while i am at it ) so if shes' been standoffish this whole time, get over it. I know they say women send 'signs' and shit like that, but what it comes down to, if she wanted, you woulda known nad things would have happened. I've hung out with plenty of guys that i thought i might like, but then i just sort of started stringing them along cos i didn't mind the company but thats it.

I hope i helped.

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:16 am

FlashHarry wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:32 pages of chronic vaginaphobia only to result in fuck all??

mate you need to do some thinking. With all the effort of all these lengthy posts you've taken the time to write you could have been doing something more likely to get her clunge round your wanger.

You definitely left it too late and became a friend.

On the bright side of things, she might think your such a good friend she goes to you for advice next time some guy she likes starts taking an interest, you might even get filled in on some of the saucy stuff if it all goes well between them so you can take that one to the wank bank and pretend your him!!

Every cloud and all that.....

have you ever been with a woman?

i bet you charmed her,

u sound like u got more issues mate......

y do u care so much anyway, weird

No, i've never been with a woman, I spend my time on dubstepforum talking the talk but havent actually ever walked the walk, I pretend to be a stallion but really i'm hung like a chinese mouse.

And trust mate - after 32 pages of this epic you'll find most of us care in some way what the outcome is. Its like a will he wont he storyline in a popular drama series. Except its been scripted so the deaf can appreciate it too.

kidstatic · Post by **kidstatic** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:00 pm

seriously? seriously? it's not your fault? hahahahahahahaha

she said that shit so you wouldn't feel bad. this whole clusterfuck of a thread is the most anti-climactic piece of shit theater i've ever seen.

in the span of time it took you to pussyfoot into the friend zone fucking solar systems were born, galaxies collapsed and approxiamately 75% of the adult population in this world hooked up, fucked, learned to hate each other, broke up, then hooked up again. every single day i woke up, whether in my bed, or in someone elses, i would come back to this thread, hoping, just hoping that this shy little underdog would put his big boy pants on, step up to the plate and knock one out of the park for all of us in the dubstep community. but no, even with alot of decent advice given, this poor, sad little person kept shooting himself squarely in the dick. i really hope you don't handle other things in your life the way you handled this thing because, my god, what a travesty.

move along nothing to see here.

kay · Post by **kay** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:11 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:GOD I CANT WAIT TO BE FUCKED

Clearly not gonna be happening.

Sorry it didn't quite turn out the way you'd hoped. But I was getting the impression that you'd waited so long that any result would've been meh anyway. Probably missed your own window, not hers. There's anticipation, and then there's anticipating for too long.

On the other hand, is she still going to the blazedown with you?

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:11 pm

kidstatic wrote:seriously? seriously? it's not your fault? hahahahahahahaha

she said that shit so you wouldn't feel bad. this whole clusterfuck of a thread is the most anti-climactic piece of shit theater i've ever seen.

in the span of time it took you to pussyfoot into the friend zone fucking solar systems were born, galaxies collapsed and approxiamately 75% of the adult population in this world hooked up, fucked, learned to hate each other, broke up, then hooked up again. every single day i woke up, whether in my bed, or in someone elses, i would come back to this thread, hoping, just hoping that this shy little underdog would put his big boy pants on, step up to the plate and knock one out of the park for all of us in the dubstep community. but no, even with alot of decent advice given, this poor, sad little person kept shooting himself squarely in the dick. i really hope you don't handle other things in your life the way you handled this thing because, my god, what a travesty.

move along nothing to see here.

deep.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:12 pm

lol, wicked. Nothing short of fuck you kidstatic

You honestly just aint got a clue (although, cant really blame anyone. Why im so suprised people have been jumping to mad conclusions lol you all know so little)
Im a bit disturbed by your impression of humanity to be honest

did · Post by **did** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:19 pm

kidstatic wrote:seriously? seriously? it's not your fault? hahahahahahahaha

she said that shit so you wouldn't feel bad. this whole clusterfuck of a thread is the most anti-climactic piece of shit theater i've ever seen.

in the span of time it took you to pussyfoot into the friend zone fucking solar systems were born, galaxies collapsed and approxiamately 75% of the adult population in this world hooked up, fucked, learned to hate each other, broke up, then hooked up again. every single day i woke up, whether in my bed, or in my mums (sly edit anyone?), i would come back to this thread, hoping, just hoping that this shy little underdog would put his big boy pants on, step up to the plate and knock one out of the park for all of us in the dubstep community. but no, even with alot of decent advice given, this poor, sad little person kept shooting himself squarely in the dick. i really hope you don't handle other things in your life the way you handled this thing because, my god, what a travesty.

move along nothing to see here.

mate fuck off. not everyone fucks a different girl every night like you do. we all wish we were much more like you though.

wiggles, next time just PM this guy, he is the lord of pulling women

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:20 pm

DID wrote:
kidstatic wrote:seriously? seriously? it's not your fault? hahahahahahahaha

she said that shit so you wouldn't feel bad. this whole clusterfuck of a thread is the most anti-climactic piece of shit theater i've ever seen.

in the span of time it took you to pussyfoot into the friend zone fucking solar systems were born, galaxies collapsed and approxiamately 75% of the adult population in this world hooked up, fucked, learned to hate each other, broke up, then hooked up again. every single day i woke up, whether in my bed, or in my mums (sly edit anyone?), i would come back to this thread, hoping, just hoping that this shy little underdog would put his big boy pants on, step up to the plate and knock one out of the park for all of us in the dubstep community. but no, even with alot of decent advice given, this poor, sad little person kept shooting himself squarely in the dick. i really hope you don't handle other things in your life the way you handled this thing because, my god, what a travesty.

move along nothing to see here.
mate fuck off. not everyone fucks a different girl every night like you do. we all wish we were much more like you though.

wiggles, next time just PM this guy, he is the lord of pulling women

issues - guy's on some playground flex

did · Post by **did** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:22 pm

FlashHarry wrote: y do u care so much anyway, weird

FORUM FRIEND

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:26 pm

Wachs Lyrical wrote:
The Acid Never Lies wrote:
kidstatic wrote:seriously? seriously? it's not your fault? hahahahahahahaha

she said that shit so you wouldn't feel bad. this whole clusterfuck of a thread is the most anti-climactic piece of shit theater i've ever seen.

in the span of time it took you to pussyfoot into the friend zone fucking solar systems were born, galaxies collapsed and approxiamately 75% of the adult population in this world hooked up, fucked, learned to hate each other, broke up, then hooked up again. every single day i woke up, whether in my bed, or in someone elses, i would come back to this thread, hoping, just hoping that this shy little underdog would put his big boy pants on, step up to the plate and knock one out of the park for all of us in the dubstep community. but no, even with alot of decent advice given, this poor, sad little person kept shooting himself squarely in the dick. i really hope you don't handle other things in your life the way you handled this thing because, my god, what a travesty.

move along nothing to see here.

deep.
Come one man. They guy has just had his heart stepped on. No matter how he played the situation, you don't need to be that harsh. What did he actually gain from your patronizing bollocks?

Some perspective?

kidstatic · Post by **kidstatic** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:29 pm

im just fucking around gentlemen, no need to get your shorts in a wad. that was more the disappointment for the way things turned out in type form. also, he said don't pull out the fail, so i had to. wiggle knows he would have liked it to turn out differently, and all of us felt the same.

im happy wiggle managed to keep a sense of humor about the whole thing. a lesser dude might not have.

also, he did not have his heart stepped, they're still friends and he has hope about the situation. so good for him.

i do not sleep with a different girl every night, never have and honestly never wanted to, its a bit skeevish. i'm in a great relationship with a great girl. and if wiggle would like to PM me about relationship advice, i would be more than happy to advise to the best of my ability. i used to be him a ways back and thankfully managed to get out of it a couple years ago.

what, you've never said some shit on the internet to get a reaction?

did · Post by **did** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:36 pm

kidstatic wrote: what, you've never said some shit on the internet to get a reaction?

no, i don't enjoy being horrible to people for a reaction. or for attention.

kidstatic · Post by **kidstatic** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:37 pm

DID wrote:
kidstatic wrote: what, you've never said some shit on the internet to get a reaction?
no, i don't enjoy being horrible to people for a reaction. or for attention.

well some of us do. and some of us were never hugged much as a child. so there.

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:38 pm

hayze99 wrote:You should have drank more Martinis around her.

Girl's can't resist Martinis.

"Girls only want boyfriends that have great skills..."

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