The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[jameshk]

Squat party got shut down before it even got going. Balls.

[AntlionUK]

Got really drunk and had a fight with some friends, my own fault...I was fucking hammered. Funny story though, after the fight I went back to my lasses house and pissed in her drawers thinking it was a toilet, didn't find out I did it til this morning.

that's fucking raw.

[apmje]

Got really drunk and had a fight with some friends, my own fault...I was fucking hammered. Funny story though, after the fight I went back to my lasses house and pissed in her drawers thinking it was a toilet, didn't find out I did it til this morning.

that's fucking raw.

She was like, 'you gotta wash it all by hand now'. I just burst out laughing when I found out.

[AntlionUK]

Got really drunk and had a fight with some friends, my own fault...I was fucking hammered. Funny story though, after the fight I went back to my lasses house and pissed in her drawers thinking it was a toilet, didn't find out I did it til this morning.

that's fucking raw.

She was like, 'you gotta wash it all by hand now'. I just burst out laughing when I found out.

but i bet you did as you was told though didn't ya? hahaha

[apmje]

Na, told her to fuck off. I do feel bad though!

[AntlionUK]

no sex for a month doe?

[apmje]

It's not rape when its your girlfriend.

[AntlionUK]

playaz gonna play

[crackf]

ive come to london 3 times over the past month and ive been given a cannabis warning each time...

[jazzamataz]

ive come to london 3 times over the past month and ive been given a cannabis warning each time...

A warning?

[dubmatters]

fucking dj's who insist to play shit music and then have the cheek to play low quality pirated music.

and then don't play phil collins when asked. wankers

[crackf]

ive come to london 3 times over the past month and ive been given a cannabis warning each time...

A warning?

yea if you get two in twelve months you get an 80 pound fine, for some reason the police system keeps erasing my warnings cause ive had no fine yet !

[jazzamataz]

ive come to london 3 times over the past month and ive been given a cannabis warning each time...

A warning?

yea if you get two in twelve months you get an 80 pound fine, for some reason the police system keeps erasing my warnings cause ive had no fine yet !

oooooh!

I thought you were getting a public service announcement about the strength or something. Hahaha.


I really need to stop killing my brain cells.

[Wolverine]

is in a dilema

[RandomEyez]

Pinch and Loefah playing the Art School after the Caribou gig.

Couldn't convince the last mate standing to go

Home now, minus a dose of that shit

[JFK]

Some stupid little bitch kept on leaning over and spinning my records back and fourth whilst I was in the mix on Saturday night........ FML what is wrong with people?????? I have never hit a woman but fuck me this bitch took me to the limit of my patience.

Plus some fucking retard in a flat cap and a duffel coat came up to me and me why I was playing dubstep, when I told him it was because it was a dubstep night he called me a prick and walked off........ When I saw him outside later and told him what a rude little cocksucker he was he tried to deny he had ever spoken to me. Pussy.

[particle-jim]

I went back to my lasses house and pissed in her drawers thinking it was a toilet, didn't find out I did it til this morning.

on saturday night my mate was so drunk he pissed on my kitchen floor whilst i was trying to cook some pasta... i think he genuinely didn't know where he was, i told him he was pissing in my kitchen and he just said 'oh' and kept pissing, he's a fucking wrong'n

[RandomEyez]

A word of advice...

When you give your mum a bag of hand-me-downs, check the pockets first so that your dad doesn't find a USB memory stick and a wrap of white powder in your old jeans!

FUCK!!! Wot a way to end a great weekend.

He even said he wasn't going to look through the USB stick (as obviously being a drug-taker means I must have some hardcore midget rape shit on it)

And the ironic thing is I was giving her the clothes to give to the homeless drug addicts she works with

[herbalicious]

Why he so surprised? I thought all Scottish people did drugs?

[crackf]

A word of advice...

When you give your mum a bag of hand-me-downs,

He even said he wasn't going to look through the USB stick

lolllll