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Re: First World Problems

Post by NilsFG » Mon May 14, 2012 10:01 am

Electric_Head wrote:
NilsFG wrote:I need to shit soooooo badly but the cleaning lady is busy in our bathroom
You could always ask her to leave them room while you shit.
That would be the most sensible thing to do.
Or shit in a packet, walk up to her and say, "Here, do your job and clean."
I'm afraid that, after I finished shitting, the bathroom will be inaccessible due to toxic gasses for at least 30 minutes.
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Re: First World Problems

Post by magma » Mon May 14, 2012 10:03 am

dubluke wrote:The lurpak spreadable didn't spread straight from the fridge :(
One of these days I'm going to sue those bastards for false advertising. Spreadable, my arse!
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Re: First World Problems

Post by Electric_Head » Mon May 14, 2012 10:05 am

magma wrote:
dubluke wrote:The lurpak spreadable didn't spread straight from the fridge :(
One of these days I'm going to sue those bastards for false advertising. Spreadable, my arse!
Careful now, you`re on record.
magma wrote:Cooked what were probably humanity's best ever roast potatoes yesterday.
That could easily be construed as rampant false advertising.
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Re: First World Problems

Post by magma » Mon May 14, 2012 10:07 am

Electric_Head wrote:
magma wrote:Cooked what were probably humanity's best ever roast potatoes yesterday.
That could easily be construed as rampant false advertising.
Well, I did say "probably". :lol:

There was no probably about it. They were a fucking masterwork.
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Re: First World Problems

Post by Electric_Head » Mon May 14, 2012 10:09 am

You probably did them in the microwave.
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Re: First World Problems

Post by wub » Mon May 14, 2012 10:10 am

magma wrote:Spreadable, my arse!

That's what I've heard...
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Re: First World Problems

Post by JTMMusicuk » Mon May 14, 2012 10:10 am

wub wrote:
magma wrote:Spreadable, my arse!

That's what I've heard...
Did someone say goatse?
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Re: First World Problems

Post by magma » Mon May 14, 2012 10:54 am

JTMMusicuk wrote:
wub wrote:
magma wrote:Spreadable, my arse!

That's what I've heard...
Did someone say goatse?
:lol:

:corncry:
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Re: First World Problems

Post by nousd » Mon May 14, 2012 11:11 am

joke of the month...year maybe

But is Europe still first world?
No coal gas, LPG, iron ore or acquirable agricultural vastnesses.
Pommieland has to be 2nd, maybe 3rd world deprivation zone nowdays
(Greece hopes not)
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Re: First World Problems

Post by murky21 » Mon May 14, 2012 11:17 am

wrong thread
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Re: First World Problems

Post by syrup » Wed May 16, 2012 5:03 pm

had to enter captcha to download my own file from mediafire :roll:
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Re: First World Problems

Post by nitz » Wed May 16, 2012 5:57 pm

i've got another exam 2mor :corncry:
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Re: First World Problems

Post by badger » Wed May 16, 2012 6:10 pm

dubluke wrote:The lurpak spreadable didn't spread straight from the fridge :(
should have gone norpak mate
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Re: First World Problems

Post by JTMMusicuk » Sat May 19, 2012 3:07 pm

my desk isnt comfy enough to sleep on at work
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Re: First World Problems

Post by BonerJams04 » Sat May 19, 2012 3:39 pm

Netflix is making me watch breaking bad in low quality :(
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Re: First World Problems

Post by Ba-zinga » Sat May 19, 2012 6:33 pm

ive eaten so much i feel a bit uncomfortable now
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Re: First World Problems

Post by nousd » Sun May 20, 2012 10:33 am

my itchy foot is real
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Re: First World Problems

Post by Sonika » Sun May 20, 2012 12:29 pm

I usually have late opening on Fridays so I get to sleep in, but this Friday I have a dentist appointment. FUCK.
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Re: First World Problems

Post by sigbowls » Sun May 20, 2012 12:44 pm

five world problem

living at my moms
stuck in max pain3
don't know reason4
i have 3 cavities
i don't have any records
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Re: First World Problems

Post by Forum » Wed May 23, 2012 10:42 am

Tesco have shrunk the sandwich section again
Theres only a choice of 3 wraps now, cajun chicken makes the office smell of curry, and chicken ceasar has too much garlic.
Im getting bored of hoisin duck every day :evil:
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