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Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:01 am
by NilsFG
Electric_Head wrote:NilsFG wrote:I need to shit soooooo badly but the cleaning lady is busy in our bathroom
You could always ask her to leave them room while you shit.
That would be the most sensible thing to do.
Or shit in a packet, walk up to her and say, "Here, do your job and clean."
I'm afraid that, after I finished shitting, the bathroom will be inaccessible due to toxic gasses for at least 30 minutes.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:03 am
by magma
dubluke wrote:The lurpak spreadable didn't spread straight from the fridge
One of these days I'm going to sue those bastards for false advertising. Spreadable, my arse!
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:05 am
by Electric_Head
magma wrote:dubluke wrote:The lurpak spreadable didn't spread straight from the fridge
One of these days I'm going to sue those bastards for false advertising. Spreadable, my arse!
Careful now, you`re on record.
magma wrote:Cooked what were probably humanity's best ever roast potatoes yesterday.
That could easily be construed as rampant false advertising.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:07 am
by magma
Electric_Head wrote:magma wrote:Cooked what were probably humanity's best ever roast potatoes yesterday.
That could easily be construed as rampant false advertising.
Well, I did say "probably".
There was no probably about it. They were a fucking masterwork.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:09 am
by Electric_Head
You probably did them in the microwave.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:10 am
by wub
magma wrote:Spreadable, my arse!
That's what I've heard...
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:10 am
by JTMMusicuk
wub wrote:magma wrote:Spreadable, my arse!
That's what I've heard...
Did someone say goatse?
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:54 am
by magma
JTMMusicuk wrote:wub wrote:magma wrote:Spreadable, my arse!
That's what I've heard...
Did someone say goatse?
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:11 am
by nousd
joke of the month...year maybe
But is Europe still first world?
No coal gas, LPG, iron ore or acquirable agricultural vastnesses.
Pommieland has to be 2nd, maybe 3rd world deprivation zone nowdays
(Greece hopes not)
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:17 am
by murky21
wrong thread
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 5:03 pm
by syrup
had to enter captcha to download my own file from mediafire
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 5:57 pm
by nitz
i've got another exam 2mor
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 6:10 pm
by badger
dubluke wrote:The lurpak spreadable didn't spread straight from the fridge
should have gone norpak mate
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 3:07 pm
by JTMMusicuk
my desk isnt comfy enough to sleep on at work
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 3:39 pm
by BonerJams04
Netflix is making me watch breaking bad in low quality
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 6:33 pm
by Ba-zinga
ive eaten so much i feel a bit uncomfortable now
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 10:33 am
by nousd
my itchy foot is real
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 12:29 pm
by Sonika
I usually have late opening on Fridays so I get to sleep in, but this Friday I have a dentist appointment. FUCK.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 12:44 pm
by sigbowls
five world problem
living at my moms
stuck in max pain3
don't know reason4
i have 3 cavities
i don't have any records
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:42 am
by Forum
Tesco have shrunk the sandwich section again
Theres only a choice of 3 wraps now, cajun chicken makes the office smell of curry, and chicken ceasar has too much garlic.
Im getting bored of hoisin duck every day
