Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

werd2jah · Post by **werd2jah** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:44 pm

granted all your boy scout scoutleaders, and catholic priests stop being yur special friends, and no longer have candy in their pocket for yuh cause

yur throat is sore,........

big baby

i wish i had a working D drive on my shitty compaq laptop

ch3 · Post by **ch3** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:50 pm

Granted, but it comes with a Mac person constantly bragging how superior their laptop is.

I wish someone made me a meal.

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:01 pm

ch3 wrote:Granted, but it comes with a Mac person constantly bragging how superior their laptop is.

I wish someone made me a meal.

Granted, but you get food poisoning

I wish i smash it tonite at my first gig

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:02 pm

adisize wrote:Granted, but you get food poisoning

I wish i smash it tonite at my first gig

Granted, but by 'it' you mean your entire record collection.

I wish I had a hand made out of rich tea biscuit.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:06 pm

Contakt wrote: Granted, but by 'it' you mean your entire record collection.

I wish I had a hand made out of rich tea biscuit.

granted but while you sleep rats would come out at night and eat your hand off and continue on to ears and nose just because they enjoy it.

I wish I could sleep more[/quote]

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:27 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
Contakt wrote: Granted, but by 'it' you mean your entire record collection.

I wish I had a hand made out of rich tea biscuit.
granted but while you sleep rats would come out at night and eat your hand off and continue on to ears and nose just because they enjoy it.

I wish I could sleep more

Granted but your in a coma

I wish I could get into DMZ exodus

primate · Post by **primate** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:05 pm

[/quote]I wish I could get into DMZ exodus[/quote]

granted, but it's full of pilled up charvers and all the girls are scally mingers.

i wish i wasn't so tired all the time

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:25 pm

Granted, but when you are tired.. You can't go to sleep.

I wish I wasn't tired all the time myself.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:45 pm

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:
I wish I wasn't tired all the time myself.

granted but now you have an addiction to speed, and youre sucking dick for meth.

I wish I didnt have to go home.

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:52 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:granted but now you have an addiction to speed, and youre sucking dick for meth.

I wish I didnt have to go home.

granted but you had to go to prison

I wish it was 6 weeks from now because then my exams would be over

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:15 pm

granted but you've mis-spelled your name and the results go to a polish immigrant who ends up becoming a dentist as a result of his qualifications. you go to the dentist and by chance this same man is your dentist. he doesn't really know anything so he breaks all of your teeth

i wish i still looked forward to mondays

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:53 pm

bjackman wrote:granted but you've mis-spelled your name and the results go to a polish immigrant who ends up becoming a dentist as a result of his qualifications. you go to the dentist and by chance this same man is your dentist. he doesn't really know anything so he breaks all of your teeth

i wish i still looked forward to mondays

Granted, but only because you get arse raped by giant aliens every other day of the week

I wish I was in better shape

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:33 pm

eLBe wrote:
bjackman wrote:granted but you've mis-spelled your name and the results go to a polish immigrant who ends up becoming a dentist as a result of his qualifications. you go to the dentist and by chance this same man is your dentist. he doesn't really know anything so he breaks all of your teeth

i wish i still looked forward to mondays
Granted, but only because you get arse raped by giant aliens every other day of the week

I wish I was in better shape

You are, but it's a hexagon.

I wish my job was more exciting.

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:34 pm

eLBe wrote:I wish I was in better shape

granted but you are square

I wish I could wish

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:34 pm

kins83 wrote:
eLBe wrote:
bjackman wrote:granted but you've mis-spelled your name and the results go to a polish immigrant who ends up becoming a dentist as a result of his qualifications. you go to the dentist and by chance this same man is your dentist. he doesn't really know anything so he breaks all of your teeth

i wish i still looked forward to mondays
Granted, but only because you get arse raped by giant aliens every other day of the week

I wish I was in better shape
You are, but it's a hexagon.

I wish my job was more exciting.

bastard!!!

soldjaaa_chik · Post by **soldjaaa_chik** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:38 pm

i wish i didnt run up a £100 phone bill.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:36 am

granted, but now you have no fwends

i wish i could stop procrastinating on here and get on with some work already!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:40 am

Granted, but now you're job is procrastinating on here and you still get no work done...

I wish my bacon bride would show up already!

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:41 am

dr ddd wrote:granted, but now you have no fwends

i wish i could stop procrastinating on here and get on with some work already!

granted, but you do the work so badly coz your thinking about SNH that you get fired, can't find another job and end up as a crack addicted whore.

I wish I could be a bit nicer

*edit* too slow

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:42 am

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but now you're job is procrastinating on here and you still get no work done...

I wish my bacon bride would show up already!

granted, but then she runs away and you never have bacon again

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