Shit claims to fame

[m8son666]

haha if only

i went to the guys 18th and it was proper fancy with a sit down meal and everything but it was mainly his family and friends from private school. All of the tables were named after horses the family owned or famous horses and the table i sat on with everyone from college was called 'Eeyore' loooool he was very pompous

[hubb]

you crazy brits


I bet this is how new original music come about.

Put some young minds in a situation where names of horses seem more important than the people and just wait and watch as jungle or punk gets invented.

[nowaysj]

I can't even remember what I've said in this thread.

But I was friends with Bruce Springsteen's little cousins. This one dude was like, yeah I'm having a birthday party, come over to my uncle's house, I was like Bruce's, he was like yeah, I was like cool. I got this dude like some transformer toy, but then wanted it so bad I played sick to stay home, and kept the toy for myself. Fucking evil little tnuc.

[nousd]

yeah, yu told that one




























nah, I can't remember what I wrote yesterday
(so I refer to archive catalogue)

[nowaysj]

Ah, my favorite dsf'er

[hubb]

Ate a pink banana in thailand

Did nothing as a monkey stole a book from my grandmother in borneo.

[m8son666]

hubb wtf is your avatar? it's quite unnerving

[garethom]

guessing some sort of animal shlong

[hubb]

I think its some museum guy that doesn't quite realise that his expertise is being misused

i like his hand in the pocket

[m8son666]

oh right google tells me its an elephant penis, which also led me to google elephant penis on a library computer :/

[hubb]

some wife must have gotten carried away bronzing up baby shoes and whatnot

[jaydot]

I think its some museum guy that doesn't quite realise that his expertise is being misused

i like his hand in the pocket

He's playing pocket billiards.

[hubb]

or maybe he is fingering the stomp

[titchbit]

i'm good friends with someone who is good friends with the (part) owner of the minnesota vikings. does that mean i'm good friends with the owner of the vikings?

does that mean i own the vikings?

[dickman69]

U should exploit that relationship and try to meet prince

Imo

[Harkat]

My economics teacher is in a music video for a big dance tune where he cooks meth and dances about in a costume with lights on

[Molzie]

video?

I sat in front of Richie McCaw's dad at the footy on Saturday. He kept putting his elbow on my knee thinking it was the back of his chair.

[Harkat]

^Check the happy thread for the full emotional rollercoaster m8

[Molzie]

oh shit, that's a banger

[nowaysj]

oh shit, that's a banger

of a sweater.