sex

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Fri May 16, 2008 2:55 pm

Why is a Essex girl like a turtle?
They both get fucked up when they're on their back

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Fri May 16, 2008 2:56 pm

Why is an Essex girl like a door knob?
Because everybody gets a turn

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri May 16, 2008 2:58 pm

why are essex girls like bowling balls?

cos they get three fingers then you throw them down an alley.

von · Post by **von** » Fri May 16, 2008 2:59 pm

Lol @ the essex girls getting a forum merking

It's alright essex.. von still lubs yah

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:00 pm

everyone has a soft spot for essex girls.

alot of essexs boys are stnuc though. see the film.

von · Post by **von** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:02 pm

Diss04 wrote:everyone has a soft spot for essex girls

More like they've got a softer spot for me.

Lol the essex mandem arent even mandem, just annoying males.

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:03 pm

^ Jumpin Jacks.

triky · Post by **triky** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:03 pm

tee-hee-hee...

vicky and trace are at the perfume counter. the saleslady comes up to them and says, 'why don't you try this perfume "Viens à moi"... it's french for come to me.'
vicky smells the perfume, looks confused, passes the bottle to her friend and says "this dont smell like come to me. does it smell like cum to you trace?"

alright i'm out... have a nice friday nite!

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:04 pm

Von wrote:
Diss04 wrote:everyone has a soft spot for essex girls
More like they've got a softer spot for me.

Lol the essex mandem arent even mandem, just annoying males.

yeah trueski.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:25 pm

Diss04 wrote:yeah i hate thinking about that while i'm in. i imagine the little guys inside there before me, fucking up the place spraying "joe wos ere" everywhere.

well get in there and start spraying "diss was ere" then!

concept_ · Post by **concept_** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:38 pm

this thread grows faster than a adolescent erection! It's as relentless and undying (until satisfied) as one as well, so I might as well add.

Von wrote:
Diss04 wrote:
TOPIC: tit wank?
ftw

corrected tit wank with your sig lady ftw.

von · Post by **von** » Fri May 16, 2008 3:39 pm

One can only dream.

*books flights*

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Fri May 16, 2008 4:01 pm

I am a little late for this but:

Bitches, Hoes, Skanks, Sluts, Whores etc

should only get offended when they believe that is what they are.

people call me those names all the time...but I know I am not...

well...I can be a bitch...but

I am not a hoe....and so on...

for for someone to call me that...i could care less because it is simply a word, that when said, makes themselves feel like the bigger person cuz they couldnt find anything worse to say.

THROW EM AT MEH!

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Fri May 16, 2008 4:52 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:I am a little late for this but:

Bitches, Hoes, Skanks, Sluts, Whores etc

should only get offended when they believe that is what they are.

people call me those names all the time...but I know I am not...

well...I can be a bitch...but

I am not a hoe....and so on...

for for someone to call me that...i could care less because it is simply a word, that when said, makes themselves feel like the bigger person cuz they couldnt find anything worse to say.

THROW EM AT MEH!

lol true that. even funnier is the amount of times you're called any of those when you *refuse* to worship the cock...

never understood how one gets called a slut or a ho or a bitch for NOT saying yes....SMH TBH

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Fri May 16, 2008 5:06 pm

Add Slag, Skett etc to your list

simian · Post by **simian** » Fri May 16, 2008 6:36 pm

Am I the only one who always starts reading a thread, and then gets stuck on Von's sig?

datura · Post by **datura** » Fri May 16, 2008 7:18 pm

simian wrote:Am I the only one who always starts reading a thread, and then gets stuck on Von's sig?

no

i want the other one with the japanese winky girl back

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Fri May 16, 2008 8:42 pm

bellybelle wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:I am a little late for this but:

Bitches, Hoes, Skanks, Sluts, Whores etc

should only get offended when they believe that is what they are.

people call me those names all the time...but I know I am not...

well...I can be a bitch...but

I am not a hoe....and so on...

for for someone to call me that...i could care less because it is simply a word, that when said, makes themselves feel like the bigger person cuz they couldnt find anything worse to say.

THROW EM AT MEH!
lol true that. even funnier is the amount of times you're called any of those when you *refuse* to worship the cock...

never understood how one gets called a slut or a ho or a bitch for NOT saying yes....SMH TBH

i have a problem with these terms because they exist for the sole purpose of demeaning women. and like belle said often times the girl is anything but. a prostitute is a prostitute bottom line, to flirt and to talk dirty is one thing, but to be a 'hoe' you have to fuck a hell of a lot, and technically you should get paid for it, and fact is that most of the time women being called these types of names are neither promiscuous nor prostitutes, even if they flirt a lot

, and if they are .. so what ? that is their lifestyle choice. it's just strait up abusive language. and no one likes being abused whether it touches on the truth or not.

von · Post by **von** » Fri May 16, 2008 10:08 pm

kamala wrote:but to be a 'hoe' you have to fuck a hell of a lot, and technically you should get paid for it

The girls i talked about fuck about... alot.

For free.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Fri May 16, 2008 10:13 pm

By far the most overrated thing in the world. its fucking gay how much NAH MANG I SHAGGED NUFF FIT BIRDS. fuck off

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