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the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:22 am

well erm yeah, just havent really spoken to her in a while. Cup of tea tomorrow though, will be nice.

I recently had this pointed out to me as weird. Which I didnt think it was. But then I thought it might be. But I dunno...yeah, probably?

Was just me being stunned by my own stoney foolishness orginally...just got involved over exams cos it was more fun than revision lol

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:22 am

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?

This girl told me she loved me.
I told her she should find somebody perfect for her.
She said she has a boyfriend who's perfect for her.
FUCKKKKKKKK
WHAT DID I DO GODDAMN I'M FUCKING STUPID

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:17 am

DJelements wrote:OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?

This girl told me she loved me.
I told her she should find somebody perfect for her.
She said she has a boyfriend who's perfect for her.
FUCKKKKKKKK
WHAT DID I DO GODDAMN I'M FUCKING STUPID

God fucking damn. You fucked it all up again, you nincum-fucking-poop?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:01 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:Cup of tea tomorrow though

man, you really drink a lot of tea

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:17 am

Wachs Lyrical wrote:Who doesn't drink a lot of tea? I am on like 6 cups a day at the mo lol.

haha, lots of people drink lots of tea aye, but wiggle baron seems to spend his life round this gals house drinking the stuff!

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:23 pm

Never used to like it before I met her either

Spent weeks agreeing to cups of tea and forcing down the tasteless fuckers...but gotten fecking hooked now lol Swear it still tastes like nothing...but, I just...really want to drink it lol

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:43 am

OH SHIT. I just did a simerler thing to baron, I know this girl likes me, she knows I like her (text conversations when i'm stonned hahaha, wouldn't aks some one out over texts though) I have met up with her 3 times now and not once have i done anything.. next time though... next time!

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:53 am

Just go for it. Go for a kiss, and if she goes in too, then you know. If she turns away, then you know.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:18 pm

kins83 wrote:Just go for it. Go for a kiss, and if she goes in too, then you know. If she turns away, then you know.

Nah mate, just pussy foot around for like 2 months. That does the trick...

-dubson- · Post by **-dubson-** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:21 pm

the baton of relationship fail is being passed....

megaladon · Post by **megaladon** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:51 pm

Oh my fucking god, you not learnt anything?! Tea is where it all went wrong.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:46 am

ahhhhhhh probably not

question still stands tho. SUMME RBLAZEDOWN HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!?

kay · Post by **kay** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:47 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:ahhhhhhh probably not

question still stands tho. SUMME RBLAZEDOWN HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!?

You two are just gonna have a whole gaggle of guys following you around the whole night...

...it's gonna be like Turkish x1000!!!

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:05 am

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god i cant wait. gonna book some coach tickets now actually. Got no plans for when down there though lol dont think my normal posse crew are about these days! Will get on the phoneamajobber tomorrow...but if not...Effra?

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:05 am

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god i cant wait. gonna book some coach tickets now actually. Got no plans for when down there though lol dont think my normal posse crew are about these days! Will get on the phoneamajobber tomorrow...but if not...Effra?

prime|evil · Post by **prime|evil** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:31 pm

Omg Baron. Just read though ALL 39 pages of this. Porper feel for you man, I'm the same with people I reeeally like. At first I was like, fuck yeah, do it guy! And then by page 20, I was scan reading and like, yeah, blah, do it. Then I read things started to go a bit pear, but now I'm routing for ya mate!! Just do it. Best thing even, go out (or stay in) a few beers, some zoots, maybe some other form of lovedrug (not that i condone such use

) and you'll have her saying how much she always wanted to taste your dick within seconds.

Oh and have loads of interesting photos on the wall by the bed. Girls love photos. And then when shes on the bed, offer her a blowback (just don't do it the proper way of the spliff in your mouth backwards, that'll fucker her up!!) Take a lug of spliff, finger motion her over, blow smoke into her mouth and slip her a kiss at the end. I swear that's the smoothest shit ever, workks eeevery time for me!!

jolly wailer · Post by **jolly wailer** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:54 pm

blowbacks are either really smooth or on some slimeball tip

this thread is cursed

prime|evil · Post by **prime|evil** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:02 pm

oh yeah, it's gotta be done smoothly. I haaate slimeballs. Give us lot a bad name!!

Smooothly, silencers on the uzi!

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