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Post by casino » Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:45 am

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Post by Jennifer » Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:29 am

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umm...

dear god, why??
she's ruined herself.
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Post by echo wanderer » Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:44 am

Jennifer wrote:
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umm...

dear god, why??
she's ruined herself.
Cuz she's HARDCORE!

Gotta read the fine print on her chest.

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Re: Stupidiest/Worst tattoo

Post by pablex » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:38 am

AeroSol Cambell wrote:Yes I have one that is pretty daft but ill only show you mine if you show me yours.
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Post by lone wolf » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:27 pm

My mate knew of someone who had "Fuck off" tattoed on his forehead. lol what a div.

As funny as it sounds, this is no joke.
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Post by wizard » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:40 pm

i once saw a gigantic bouncer type guy with a complete slap head, with top banana (complete with a half peeled banana) tattoed on the back
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Post by bossi » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:01 am

Step Correct wrote:
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Oh thats bad
obviously... this 1 rulez ok i would say... omg!!! :o
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Post by ashley » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:09 am

I seen people with stuff like "Established 1986" like the year they were born and shit.

I find that tacky.
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Post by z.u.bee » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:11 am

this dude in italy (he's actually 63 and from cornwall) is seen as a tattoo icon over here!!!

http://caccadura.com/posters/popup/004.html

he goes by the wonderful name of bullshit willy (wont go into details as to why but you can immagine..)
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Post by thesynthesist » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:14 am

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umm...
should say "Busted"...

Seriously, this thread has shattered any belief I might have once had, that human kind has some redeeming value...
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Post by red shrapnel » Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:43 am

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Post by contakt » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:16 pm

Just for the hell of it.
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Post by dubluke » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:47 pm

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Post by jred » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:49 pm

i was in a seriously dodgey thai bar in auckland one night (we lived above it so ended up there quite often ) went ta take a piss this maori guy followed me in and was like "you guys shouldint come here it to dodgey " i finnished my biz turned around to talk to him and noticed he had FTW tatooed on his forehead but the thing was it was a backwards ,a mirror image he must of done it in a mirror and never thought to reverse it :lol: :lol: it was so hard not to laugh i amost cracked a rib
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Post by badger » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:27 pm

remember a guy in my local had tatooed his own name on his forearm, only he'd spelt it JONH. i tried not to laugh every time i saw him

can't be arsed reading this all but are there any of that guy with his arsehole and cock all tattooed like a dragon? very wrong
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Post by dr ddd » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:31 pm

hahaha
my ex was a very good tattooist and has done some really nice work on me - been to a few conventions...

he was always trying to convince me to let him do a really beautifully detailed tattoo of a poo on my foot...
his reasoning being that if people came up to me complimenting me on my work, i could turn around and say:

"that's nothing - you should see the piece of shit i got on my foot"

i remained unconvinced....
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Post by gena » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:55 pm

Did a cover-up of my old tattoo 2 months ago. While taking the pain I was looking through a portfolio and saw this crazy pic of a woman. She had some sort of necklace- tattoo shaped as cocks hanging instead of chains... :?
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Post by gena » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:04 pm

Here's a good one btw...

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Post by __________ » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:11 pm

i met some guy with OLD SKOOL tatooed on the inside of his lower lip. what a dick!
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