Another time a few friends and i were walking through this passage behind a group of houses, i was quick to spot some old guy standing in front of his tv completely naked watching porn and jerking himself off. i quickly drew my friends attention to which they started laughing very loud, he turned to our attention and screamed, he ran into the next room and turned off the lights
lol'd
upstateface wrote:Mr. Frodo Bassbins,King of useless threads.
DRTY wrote:speaking of strange cigarette antics. My brother asked me for a smoke so I said alright, but you have to catch it. He was stood probably a good 4, maybe 5 metres away, and I threw it with alot of force and he actually caught it in perfect smoking position. I was like
i've done the same kinda thing but with a playing card and it landed between someones fingers from the position i threw it.. epic stuff
shiiiitttttttt! if you saw that then i think you win, thats another level!
From a distance. And I definitely felt it. I lived in the neighborhood like 4 years before it blew up and I've been living here again these last 2 years. Pretty crazy. My elementary school's located in it as well.
I actually live in the exact spot where it all happened 10 years ago.
It was pretty crazy. A news crew from the American ABC channel was having dinner at my parent's restaurant that night, it was international news. The shock waves were registered all the way in Belgium.
laurent__duval wrote:i once flicked a cigarette end away and it landed end up. fact.
I was watching a performance art piece and this dude had a sack of pennies, he dumped them out onto a concrete floor from over his head, and the pennies went everywhere. When the noise stopped, one of the pennies had landed on its edge. No face, no tails.
I was sailing around the virgin islands when I awoke one morning, earlier than everyone else, in a straight rum hang over haze. I went to the stern of the boat to dive into the water to wake up a bit. As I was diving into the water, I saw a shark a few inches under the water directly underneath me just gently swimming in the tide behind our boat. I twisted and contorted mid-dive and managed to catch onto the railing on the back of the boat.
Cross thread tie in, how to cure a hangover? Attempt not to dive onto a shark.
This recollection brought to you in honor of shark week.
nowaysj wrote:I was sailing around the virgin islands when I awoke one morning, earlier than everyone else, in a straight rum hang over haze. I went to the stern of the boat to dive into the water to wake up a bit. As I was diving into the water, I saw a shark a few inches under the water directly underneath me just gently swimming in the tide behind our boat. I twisted and contorted mid-dive and managed to catch onto the railing on the back of the boat.
Cross thread tie in, how to cure a hangover? Attempt not to dive onto a shark.
This recollection brought to you in honor of shark week.
JFK wrote:I got my mate INSIDE the ear with a wad of tissue paper fired out of a macdonalds straw. He was about 15 metres away trying to chat up a girl.
That's fucking amazing lol, musta been hilarious to see his reaction (and the bird's)
Just remembered some fucked up shit i saw in Cambodia. Was smoking a spliff out side my hotel room and some old chap walks past me and tuts. I asked him what the problem was and he said he didn't like people taking drugs around him, i naturally told him to remove himself from my vicinity. The next night around the same time i'm out having a spliff again and the same guy walks into the hotel holding the hand of a young Cambodian boy (possibly 10-12 years old)
I told him that i didn't like people buggering children around me. His reply was "this is Cambodia i can do what i like" Being the stoned idiot that i was i decided to get the owner of the hotel to call the police. Her reply was that she couldn't do anything as he was paying off the Police (and probably her). If i got them involved they would arrest me. To this day i regret not smashing that guys skull. Hopefully he ran out of cash and the police buried him in some rice field.
tr0tsky wrote:
InI man nuh go to nah rasclot independent ethnic butchers seen.
Selassie-I man shop in Morrisons.
Surprised that no one has brought this up but... Craziest thing I've seen would have to be a plane flying in to the World Trade Center and then seeing people throw themselves out of windows as it burned. All of this from my high school homeroom on the 10th floor (about 6-8 blocks away).
He said: Try scan no thing three-card dead fly man go for bling he got bled I jam over sting see spots red, I am...
baron_von_carlton wrote:Just remembered some fucked up shit i saw in Cambodia. Was smoking a spliff out side my hotel room and some old chap walks past me and tuts. I asked him what the problem was and he said he didn't like people taking drugs around him, i naturally told him to remove himself from my vicinity. The next night around the same time i'm out having a spliff again and the same guy walks into the hotel holding the hand of a young Cambodian boy (possibly 10-12 years old)
I told him that i didn't like people buggering children around me. His reply was "this is Cambodia i can do what i like" Being the stoned idiot that i was i decided to get the owner of the hotel to call the police. Her reply was that she couldn't do anything as he was paying off the Police (and probably her). If i got them involved they would arrest me. To this day i regret not smashing that guys skull. Hopefully he ran out of cash and the police buried him in some rice field.
I saw a girl get the shit kicked out of her in the street. Thrown around by the hair etc. Then she got up and kicked the shit out of her boyfriend who did it.
bandshell wrote:I saw a girl get the shit kicked out of her in the street. Thrown around by the hair etc. Then she got up and kicked the shit out of her boyfriend who did it.
More of a shock than crazy but a few months ago i Dj'd a little party in a small upstairs club, i was just heading out for a smoke when i saw the bouncers grabbing a guy by the arm pulling him towards the stars, at the top of the stairs a bouncer pushed him and he fell down the first set of stairs (bout 10-15) and was passed out cold, the bouncer then threw him like a rag doll down the other 4 sets of stairs about 20 steps each while he was passed out. (i did try to stop them but i was only with one mate and there where 4 bouncers) the guy eventually woke up in tears and could hardly speak/move. the bouncers whispered somthing in his ear and he suddenly went quiet. i went up to ask him how he was and he said he "fell" down the stairs. Lucky 40 mins later he decided to call the police.
Crosby wrote:More of a shock than crazy but a few months ago i Dj'd a little party in a small upstairs club, i was just heading out for a smoke when i saw the bouncers grabbing a guy by the arm pulling him towards the stars, at the top of the stairs a bouncer pushed him and he fell down the first set of stairs (bout 10-15) and was passed out cold, the bouncer then threw him like a rag doll down the other 4 sets of stairs about 20 steps each while he was passed out. (i did try to stop them but i was only with one mate and there where 4 bouncers) the guy eventually woke up in tears and could hardly speak/move. the bouncers whispered somthing in his ear and he suddenly went quiet. i went up to ask him how he was and he said he "fell" down the stairs. Lucky 40 mins later he decided to call the police.
damn, hopefully he was drunk... might have saved him from some more serious injuries if he was
