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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:02 pm
by pdomino
Delendi wrote:pdomino wrote:This morning i saw a whale attacking a boat on the news.
wasn't that a couple of days ago? in all fairness.... if i was a whale and a japanese fishing boat came to 'rescue' me i'd smash the shit out of it too.
Only saw it that morning, HA HA I agree I would smash the boat too, I mean if somethings tried to harpoon you a couple of times you wouldnt fuck about again !
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:22 pm
by misk
i wonder if junk food was better for you in the 1950s, because maybe they hadn't invented all those wacked out ingredients yet.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:31 pm
by hera
i want to go to scotland.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:40 pm
by misk
hera wrote:i want to go to scotland.
im going this summer, for the second time - its gonna be dope.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:21 pm
by paolo
Misk wrote:hera wrote:i want to go to scotland.
im going this summer, for the second time - its gonna be dope.
I think that's the first time I have ever heard scotland described as 'dope'. Whereabouts are you going?
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:16 am
by T_macabre
banks are c*nts- 2 weeks to send a new card out (still havent got it), closing the branch in my town, blocking my new bank from transferring the last of my balance to my new account
YORKSHIRE BANK=
that is all
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:22 am
by josephine
doLLy wrote:*Grand* wrote:i need cut my finger nails.
My observations is...Yes, Grand..you soooo need to cut your fingernails
LOL, Gwaaaan Dolly, I fully support this move G! Lets link this week, I can supply the nail clippers.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:07 am
by fushimi
7-11 have stopped selling oxygen. For now.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:02 pm
by pk-
something in north greenwich appears to be on fire
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:02 pm
by RubiconMan
waitin for your toaster to toast your bread takes longer than waiting for the kettle to boil the water...
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:12 pm
by shonky
Cotton buds aren't to be used in your ears.
What the fuck are they for then?
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:32 pm
by a_k47
er............ still need a job

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:56 pm
by dj slums
i like it when i see 2 people talking in the street, then they both go their seperate ways, but carry on thinking about the meeting and smiling, then realise theyre walking up the street alone with a big grin on their face, stop smiling, then look round quickly to see if anyone saw them.
i always see them.
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:22 pm
by dj slums
Shonky wrote:Cotton buds aren't to be used in your ears.
What the fuck are they for then?
theyre for wiping bogeys out of babies noses amongst other things.
-my mate used to obsessivley clean his ears with cotton buds, and ended up compacting the wax in his ears to such a degree, that he couldnt hear, and had to have his ears syringed.
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:29 pm
by hera
he who smelt it first, definately dealt it first. and ate something really gnarly.
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:56 pm
by dj slums
apparently if your poo isnt around six inches long, one solid mass and sinks,(not stinks) then you have dietry problems.
you also shouldnt have to wipe your bum more than once. again, if you do have to, you have problems. one wipe, no skids.
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:55 am
by misk
dj slums wrote:apparently if your poo isnt around six inches long, one solid mass and sinks,(not stinks) then you have dietry problems.
you also shouldnt have to wipe your bum more than once. again, if you do have to, you have problems. one wipe, no skids.
eat more vegetables, then, its a beautiful experience!
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:59 am
by Jennifer
dj slums wrote:apparently if your poo isnt around six inches long, one solid mass and sinks,(not stinks) then you have dietry problems.
you also shouldnt have to wipe your bum more than once. again, if you do have to, you have problems. one wipe, no skids.
lol
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:57 pm
by paolo
dj slums wrote:apparently if your poo isnt around six inches long, one solid mass and sinks,(not stinks) then you have dietry problems.
you also shouldnt have to wipe your bum more than once. again, if you do have to, you have problems. one wipe, no skids.
Are you Gillian McKeith?
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:06 pm
by obiwan
Women want the moon on a stick, apart from Gillian McKeith, she wants something else on a stick or people not to have sticky shit, I forget.