My situation

[wubstep]

Thread delivers.

How did one dominate? From the rear?

[noam]

i dominated them, its all sorted out for now.

if drunkenly molesting them is the same as sleeping with them, then yes.

*searching desperately for the futurama clip of zapp branigan after he beds Leela "inform the men..."*

[Molzie]

Mate, you need to turn those girls against each other. Hide a whole heap of their jewelery in one girls room (preferably the bitchiest one) and just wait for the shitstorm.

[victor w]

oh yean and when you leave the house (if they're stayin) put prawns and bits of ham in hard to reach places, like in the curtain rails and doorlocks and put slices of ham behind pictures in frames. crack an egg onto the back of a radiator (impossible to clean properly) and dig a massive hole in the garden, kill someone, put them in the hole, plant some evidence and call the police.

Amazing. Bits of ham? Golden...lmao.

[NilsFG]

How exactly did you dominate them?

Impress me.

[manillathrilla]

i was all like, "stop treating me like that" and they were all like mad at first then got really sad i was angry and were like "omg but we love you"

hugs around, then i spit in their coffee when they werent looking

[NilsFG]

i was all like, "stop treating me like that" and they were all like mad at first then got really sad i was angry and were like "omg but we love you"

hugs around, then i spit in their coffee when they werent looking

Should've thrown rohypnol in their coffee though.

[Rekah]

i was all like, "stop treating me like that" and they were all like mad at first then got really sad i was angry and were like "omg but we love you"

hugs around, then i spit in their coffee when they werent looking

Should've thrown rohypnol in their coffee though.

2nd that

[therapist]

We can only hope

[manillathrilla]

i also shit in a few socks and hid them in the corner of their bedrooms

[fractal]

i also shit in a few socks and hid them in the corner of their bedrooms

there you go! another easy way to get someone to clean is to get a can of tuna, knock a few holes in it with a nail and duck tape it under their bed... give it about a week, or two really hot summer days, and they'll be cleaning the shit out of everything to get rid of the smell

i once did this to one of my old chef's office desk, he was an asshole
took him over a month to find the cause of the smell and for some reason he never suspected me

[Rekah]

i also shit in a few socks and hid them in the corner of their bedrooms

you being serious? do the buttered floor prank and film it for our amusement

[did]

Start pooing on everything.

[did]

When they go out tidy the whole house so it's prestine apart from a perfectly layed poo (mr whippy style) on the floor.

[manillathrilla]

PISSED AGAIN... one of my roomates sexy sisters spent the night, shes younger like 18. girl was all over me, but my roomate cock blocked the fucking shit out of me. was THE gayest shit ever. contemplating leaving this situation and cutting my losses at 2 grand.

[qwaycee_]

PISSED AGAIN... one of my roomates sexy sisters spent the night, shes younger like 18. girl was all over me, but my roomate cock blocked the fucking shit out of me. was THE gayest shit ever. contemplating leaving this situation and cutting my losses at 2 grand.

you can always tap her a next time....bypass the older sis and all.

[symmetricalsounds]

yeah easy to find her on stalkbook

i had a gay mate put a stop to me fucking his mate when she came to visit at uni once. that pissed me off, i'd not had any in a while and she was putting it on a plate.

[NilsFG]

PISSED AGAIN... one of my roomates sexy sisters spent the night, shes younger like 18. girl was all over me, but my roomate cock blocked the fucking shit out of me. was THE gayest shit ever. contemplating leaving this situation and cutting my losses at 2 grand.

Cut his balls of.

[AntlionUK]

PISSED AGAIN... one of my roomates sexy sisters spent the night, shes younger like 18. girl was all over me, but my roomate cock blocked the fucking shit out of me. was THE gayest shit ever. contemplating leaving this situation and cutting my losses at 2 grand.

Cut his balls of.

with a rusty spoon.

[NilsFG]

PISSED AGAIN... one of my roomates sexy sisters spent the night, shes younger like 18. girl was all over me, but my roomate cock blocked the fucking shit out of me. was THE gayest shit ever. contemplating leaving this situation and cutting my losses at 2 grand.

Cut his balls of.

with a rusty spoon.

That laid outside in a field for a few years.