Facepalm of the year award (your nominations please)

[fractal]

hey over there... (sorry my bad english )
i'm the man beyond dub around
I'M SO SORRY for this shit ! I UNDERSTooD THE LESSON ! ...but listen to the history until the end .maybe u can stop hatin me.
I'M HAPPY DUBSTEP HAVE A SOLID BASE OF CLEVER LISTENERs..REALLY THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD THING IN MY " FUCK AROUND SIT COM "..
HEY GUYS,,,I TOTALLY AGREE WITH U IN EVERYTHING ! it is a very shitti remix in live AND i CAN'T SELL IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is ridicolous

i hope you can forgive my inexperience and ignorance
just listen...i'm not a dubstep producer or a real dj ,,just i'm a very good ganjafarmer and a (bad )beatproducer a (good)rhyme freestyler or mc if you prefer AND A ( sometimes good sometimes less REGGAE RAP SELECTER and i'm in love with regga and hiphop more than dubstep that i love too ...
and i did everything we had to do for make enough money to buy my first djset to start PLAYING...i was so happy WHEN I FINALLY GET IT that i decided rec my first experience with mix and scratch...my friends ( i don't know why ) they said it was all right so i decided to make them public...now..i put this shit on sound cloud ...and when i was on digital tunes trying to put my beats ( i have original shit too..not only remix of your idoldatsik) on sale ( just to understand how it works ,,i already knew that nobody buy my shit ) they rejected,,,because a robot (?) choose if a mix can be sell or not they say ....so i tried to put the other one set i had in soundcluod ( DIGITAL WORK IN CONNECTION WITH SOUNDCLOUD)....JUST TO SEE IF THE FUCKING ROBOT REJECTED ALSO THIS ONE THAT IN MY OPINION SOUNDS BETTER THAN MYSONGS (if you cried listenin to my version of dubstep ,,my songz can kill you) ...he did it the first time,,they rejected ,,,so i though i had to change cover because i suppose the "robot" only is "they" ( the digital tunes boys ) looking if cover is enough smart to publish....i tried edit my release..and they accept only the one with the new cover,the dubstep one ,,,the REAL point is that i wrote to excision and datsik (they are my friends on my space )when digital finally accepted ..i asked what i supposed to do for sell remix of him beats without stole to them and they simply laugh at me and did't answer .....and i agree with them...these artists can't be touch by two bad remixes ..simply i don't exist in their way to look things and produce things,,they are in ahigher level i only do ads for them ,,,and i understand that,,,i forget to inactivate the scratches from mount zion but until i didn't sell it's not a problem i thoght,,,now i understand i was wrong..but hey...i underdstand,,,i will never back again doing this things...every thing was born for curiosity,,,,i'm not really interested in music =cash...i love music...i live for music ... and if u can't believe,,i hope you can forgive and if no...i hope i made you laugh for a moment.....ps: s.from mount zion do no exist no more on the sales.....
keep it real...keep it dub

what is this i dont even

so glad someone quoted this before post was edited! classic stuff

[pkay]

I'm just glad I played a part in a thread/scenario as awesome as this

[th@-pu$$y]

Oh dear god no...sounds completely fucked in some places...its like every remix together....no, just no

So thats what it feels like to get raped in the fuckin ear! I'm gonna go take a super dramatic post rape shower and cry for the next 18 hours. NOMINATE!

[redeyz]

hey over there... (sorry my bad english )
i'm the man beyond dub around
I'M SO SORRY for this shit ! I UNDERSTooD THE LESSON ! ...but listen to the history until the end .maybe u can stop hatin me.
I'M HAPPY DUBSTEP HAVE A SOLID BASE OF CLEVER LISTENERs..REALLY THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD THING IN MY " FUCK AROUND SIT COM "..
HEY GUYS,,,I TOTALLY AGREE WITH U IN EVERYTHING ! it is a very shitti remix in live AND i CAN'T SELL IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is ridicolous

i hope you can forgive my inexperience and ignorance
just listen...i'm not a dubstep producer or a real dj ,,just i'm a very good ganjafarmer and a (bad )beatproducer a (good)rhyme freestyler or mc if you prefer AND A ( sometimes good sometimes less REGGAE RAP SELECTER and i'm in love with regga and hiphop more than dubstep that i love too ...
and i did everything we had to do for make enough money to buy my first djset to start PLAYING...i was so happy WHEN I FINALLY GET IT that i decided rec my first experience with mix and scratch...my friends ( i don't know why ) they said it was all right so i decided to make them public...now..i put this shit on sound cloud ...and when i was on digital tunes trying to put my beats ( i have original shit too..not only remix of your idoldatsik) on sale ( just to understand how it works ,,i already knew that nobody buy my shit ) they rejected,,,because a robot (?) choose if a mix can be sell or not they say ....so i tried to put the other one set i had in soundcluod ( DIGITAL WORK IN CONNECTION WITH SOUNDCLOUD)....JUST TO SEE IF THE FUCKING ROBOT REJECTED ALSO THIS ONE THAT IN MY OPINION SOUNDS BETTER THAN MYSONGS (if you cried listenin to my version of dubstep ,,my songz can kill you) ...he did it the first time,,they rejected ,,,so i though i had to change cover because i suppose the "robot" only is "they" ( the digital tunes boys ) looking if cover is enough smart to publish....i tried edit my release..and they accept only the one with the new cover,the dubstep one ,,,the REAL point is that i wrote to excision and datsik (they are my friends on my space )when digital finally accepted ..i asked what i supposed to do for sell remix of him beats without stole to them and they simply laugh at me and did't answer .....and i agree with them...these artists can't be touch by two bad remixes ..simply i don't exist in their way to look things and produce things,,they are in ahigher level i only do ads for them ,,,and i understand that,,,i forget to inactivate the scratches from mount zion but until i didn't sell it's not a problem i thoght,,,now i understand i was wrong..but hey...i underdstand,,,i will never back again doing this things...every thing was born for curiosity,,,,i'm not really interested in music =cash...i love music...i live for music ... and if u can't believe,,i hope you can forgive and if no...i hope i made you laugh for a moment.....ps: s.from mount zion do no exist no more on the sales.....
keep it real...keep it dub

what is this i dont even

i got that in my inbox, as well. twice. one subject read, 'sorry,' and the other read, 'ya was a joke.'

pretty funny joke.

[betamorph recordings]

What i miss

[Sirius]

like fun I have, curiosity is perplex to the child brain inside,

fuck... wanted to sound like I can't speak engrish properly & ended up sounding like SD5!!

haahahahahha

!!chea

[jam1]

Apologize me!

[pkay]

Apologize me!

he sent me that and i sent him a link to that one republic song

[Widowmaker]

Hi


larious

[kpnutnut]

me ^^ hahahahaha

[faust.dtc]

me ^^ hahahahaha

Yeah ill second that. 204 posts in 13 days and pretty much all waste. How old are you by the way?

[kpnutnut]

17

[brumak]

My face while reading this thread

[dubsola]

Let's not forget the douche-o-rama called Foul Play Records and its owner, Prolific.

Soundcloud

If that really is the guy from Foul Play... and he's the same guy as in the pictures...

...

he really needs to take a good look at himself. One of those 'what am I doing with my life?' things.

[herbalicious]

Sorry for being simple...but I don't egt who that Gorilla guy is

[kidshuffle]

RIP Bzagrade's soundcloud

[alphacat]

Let's not forget the douche-o-rama called Foul Play Records and its owner, Prolific.

Soundcloud

If that really is the guy from Foul Play... and he's the same guy as in the pictures...

...

he really needs to take a good look at himself. One of those 'what am I doing with my life?' things.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[mIrReN]

I'm just glad I played a part in a thread/scenario as awesome as this

Hands down one of the funniest threads I ever read

Lmao in uni and I have to be quiet

[crackf]

Sorry for being simple...but I don't egt who that Gorilla guy is

this... im guessin its a alias for one of the people nominated?

[qwaycee_]

http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=171481