You Just Won The Euromillions

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:21 pm

belalala wrote:1. materials, capital, production capabilities and handpicked staff to start-up my own magazine & book publishing collective/record label
2. raw, multilevel urban space in bristol or london. convert into cafe with finest espresso roasts for my mister to fulfill his dream. convert second level into into hostel/co-op and basement into venue with live broadcasts, mungo's hi fi sound system and weekly residencies -- dubstep, downtempo, moombahton, neo-tango, jazz all included
3. EU citizenship
4. a women & children center in several impoverished areas across central/south america, africa, russia & SE asia. provide them the tools necessary to survive independently.
5. money distributed to friends so they can travel around the world for a year, and to my family for my siblings' educations and parents' retirement.
6. money to pay for lifelong rent, splitting my time between san francisco, barcelona and buenos aires.
7. a fuckton of analog production equipment housed on an enormous oriental rug.

this is the closest to mine

also a fortune on vinyls

HRKRT · Post by **HRKRT** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:27 pm

to be honest as soon as i won the euromillons i wouldnt be a hippy socialist anymore. theres just no point.

EDIT: poor joke

Swissdub · Post by **Swissdub** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:40 am

i think if i realisticly won it, id probaly sit in a room for a good eyar contemplating what the fuck just happened

then start the spending

stappard · Post by **stappard** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:44 am

I don't know if I'd tell everyone or not. The prospect of rounding up all my mates and trashing a suite at the ritz on my first night as a millionaire would be tempting though.

Swissdub · Post by **Swissdub** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:51 am

stappard wrote:I don't know if I'd tell everyone or not. The prospect of rounding up all my mates and trashing a suite at the ritz on my first night as a millionaire would be tempting though.

id deffinatly keep it secret, youd get so many new friends the day after you anounced youd won.

stappard · Post by **stappard** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:26 am

Swissdub wrote:
stappard wrote:I don't know if I'd tell everyone or not. The prospect of rounding up all my mates and trashing a suite at the ritz on my first night as a millionaire would be tempting though.
id deffinatly keep it secret, youd get so many new friends the day after you anounced youd won.

apparently if you try to keep it a secret they try to trick you into going public, like pretending to be delivering something and get you to sign a waiver or something

LA_Boxers · Post by **LA_Boxers** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:56 am

An ice cream van, which i would then proceed to drive around with the song going, but not actually stock any ice cream!!

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:59 am

LA_Boxers wrote:An ice cream van, which i would then proceed to drive around with the song going, but not actually stock any ice cream!!

MPathy · Post by **MPathy** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:39 pm

LA_Boxers wrote:An ice cream van, which i would then proceed to drive around with the song going, but not actually stock any ice cream!!

haha! One of the best yet.

MPathy · Post by **MPathy** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:41 pm

I think throwing money of rooftop into the middle of a busy high-street would have to be done.

Sheff · Post by **Sheff** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:11 pm

stappard wrote:
Swissdub wrote:
stappard wrote:I don't know if I'd tell everyone or not. The prospect of rounding up all my mates and trashing a suite at the ritz on my first night as a millionaire would be tempting though.
id deffinatly keep it secret, youd get so many new friends the day after you anounced youd won.

apparently if you try to keep it a secret they try to trick you into going public, like pretending to be delivering something and get you to sign a waiver or something

For real?

stappard · Post by **stappard** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:32 pm

Sheff wrote:
stappard wrote:
Swissdub wrote:
stappard wrote:I don't know if I'd tell everyone or not. The prospect of rounding up all my mates and trashing a suite at the ritz on my first night as a millionaire would be tempting though.
id deffinatly keep it secret, youd get so many new friends the day after you anounced youd won.

apparently if you try to keep it a secret they try to trick you into going public, like pretending to be delivering something and get you to sign a waiver or something
For real?

I read it on another forum a while back, their parents had won some substantial (not jackpot but big) amount and decided not to go public. a while later they thought to read something they signed at the door and realised what was going on just in time......

dubmatters · Post by **dubmatters** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:43 pm

Buy the playboy mansion and become a younger and better looking version of ron jeremy.

64hz · Post by **64hz** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:23 pm

LA_Boxers wrote:An ice cream van, which i would then proceed to drive around with the song going, but not actually stock any ice cream!!

you, sir, are an evil man.

joeroxor · Post by **joeroxor** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:33 pm

I would invest a large portion of it so I could live off of the annual growth and continue making music. I would then disperse the rest to family and those in need, that I feel deserve it.

wubstep · Post by **wubstep** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:36 pm

Invest it in creating water pumps across Africa.

That churn out Bovril.

gen_ · Post by **gen_** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:44 pm

wubstep wrote:Invest it in creating water pumps across Africa.

That churn out Bovril.

THose poor africans, what did they ever do to you!

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:37 pm

Bovril is the tits.

Personally prefer it as a marmite style spread on toast. like marmite but made out of meat (so better)

jowellz · Post by **jowellz** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:02 pm

1210s.
Rane Rotary mixer with Expander.
Monome 64, 128, 512 and Arc.
New laptop + mac pro.
DMZ Discography.
System + storage space.
Double decker.

jowellz · Post by **jowellz** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:02 pm

stappard wrote:I'd hire R Kelly to follow me around and sing everything I say in the background

MIIIIIIIILLLLLTON

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