Thinking with your cock

[Electric_Head]

the closest i have ever had sexual intercourse with a woman was opening the door for one and getting a "thanks" back. yup that's the closest i have ever been.... pretty pathetic if you ask me. ugly4lyfe fml

Beer Goggles bro, get some.

[Siderealdb]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA made my night you are a funny man.

the closest i have ever had sexual intercourse with a woman was opening the door for one and getting a "thanks" back. yup that's the closest i have ever been.... pretty pathetic if you ask me. ugly4lyfe fml

Wowsa.
We need to get you laid bro. Not sure how old you are, but life goes by way to fast to be skipping out on poontang. Ugly has little to do with it either, you have to be confident and charismatic. I can't even tell you the number of times I've simply asked a girl to fuck and she said yes. No conversation, nothing, just right to the point. Though that isn't very charismatic, girls do sometimes like a guy who takes charge by being blunt on occasion.

[_boring]

I havn't got laid for 16 years, my cock leads me everywhere.





I'm 16

OUCH

[Siderealdb]

I havn't got laid for 16 years, my cock leads me everywhere.





I'm 16

OUCH

These are your golden years. Get involved in any sport, act over confident, and the girls will come to you.
when you get to college you have to act like an emo cigarette to get laid. After college you'd best land a high paying job to nail the babes. Otherwise you'll be stuck in bars bangin bar room Betty for the rest of your days.

[firky]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA made my night you are a funny man.

the closest i have ever had sexual intercourse with a woman was opening the door for one and getting a "thanks" back. yup that's the closest i have ever been.... pretty pathetic if you ask me. ugly4lyfe fml

Open legs not door.

Feeling sorry for yourself is a damn site more unattractive than anything physical

[weedlefruit]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA made my night you are a funny man.

the closest i have ever had sexual intercourse with a woman was opening the door for one and getting a "thanks" back. yup that's the closest i have ever been.... pretty pathetic if you ask me. ugly4lyfe fml

Open legs not door.

Feeling sorry for yourself is a damn site more unattractive than anything physical

I know some fucking grim lookin dudes that still get some, its so easy to think women are as shallow as men but to be fair, alot of women will fuck a personality over muscles and fake tan.

As a man, I don't look much further than face tits and ass and chuff if im out on the pull, or "milk milk lemondae round the corner chocolates made".

Just use lines like "do you want to play war games?" and when they ask what it means say "you come back to mine, ill lie on my back and you can blow the fuck outta me".

Gaurantee'd to get you laid

[particle-jim]

This thread has just wound me up because now im thinking about this girl who works in the same building as me... she is literally like 100% my type and i see her about the building all the time and there's usually some sort of awkward eye contact thing going on, now this is where it gets tricky because historically i'm not very good with girls and although she works in the same building as me she works for a totally different company so i can't think of a legitimate excuse to just try and initiate conversation (so far the only thing i've ever said to her was just asking where the toilets where!)

i'm thinking i'll not do anyhting about it for a few weeks but still keep up the awkward eye contact shit and then eventually i wont be able to take it anymore and just snap and have to say something

seriosuly though, i wanna take this bird out for a nice (reasonably priced) dinner or some shit... classy

[brettheaslewood]

so far the only thing i've ever said to her was just asking where the toilets where!

maybe asking where they were might prove successful

[wub]

This thread has just wound me up because now im thinking about this girl who works in the same building as me... she is literally like 100% my type and i see her about the building all the time and there's usually some sort of awkward eye contact thing going on, now this is where it gets tricky because historically i'm not very good with girls and although she works in the same building as me she works for a totally different company so i can't think of a legitimate excuse to just try and initiate conversation (so far the only thing i've ever said to her was just asking where the toilets where!)

i'm thinking i'll not do anyhting about it for a few weeks but still keep up the awkward eye contact shit and then eventually i wont be able to take it anymore and just snap and have to say something

seriosuly though, i wanna take this bird out for a nice (reasonably priced) dinner or some shit... classy

Man the fuck up


Next time there is an awkward eye contact thing, call her on it. She'll either agree, or be somewhat freaked out. Either way, introduce yourself (if you haven't properly already), then ask her for a coffee. Take it from there.

[legend4ry]

This thread has just wound me up because now im thinking about this girl who works in the same building as me... she is literally like 100% my type and i see her about the building all the time and there's usually some sort of awkward eye contact thing going on, now this is where it gets tricky because historically i'm not very good with girls and although she works in the same building as me she works for a totally different company so i can't think of a legitimate excuse to just try and initiate conversation (so far the only thing i've ever said to her was just asking where the toilets where!)

i'm thinking i'll not do anyhting about it for a few weeks but still keep up the awkward eye contact shit and then eventually i wont be able to take it anymore and just snap and have to say something

seriosuly though, i wanna take this bird out for a nice (reasonably priced) dinner or some shit... classy

Man the fuck up

Innit; just be like "maybe we should say hey instead of give awkward stares from now on, i'm whateveryourname"

It'll either get you blanked, then you can have a tear jerk or you'll spark conversation

Way I see it, if you're looking and wanting; no doubt other men are - get in there before someone else does.

[Perfecture]

This thread has just wound me up because now im thinking about this girl who works in the same building as me... she is literally like 100% my type and i see her about the building all the time and there's usually some sort of awkward eye contact thing going on, now this is where it gets tricky because historically i'm not very good with girls and although she works in the same building as me she works for a totally different company so i can't think of a legitimate excuse to just try and initiate conversation (so far the only thing i've ever said to her was just asking where the toilets where!)

i'm thinking i'll not do anyhting about it for a few weeks but still keep up the awkward eye contact shit and then eventually i wont be able to take it anymore and just snap and have to say something

seriosuly though, i wanna take this bird out for a nice (reasonably priced) dinner or some shit... classy

Try not to stare too much, if you do it looks kinda creepy.
use your peripherals......catch her staring, but don't let her catch you. This way you will know if she is looking cause she wants to or weather she is looking to see if your being creepy again.

I hope you get somewhere soon mate, Good Luck

[particle-jim]

I am in complete agreement with all those above and am fully aware that i need to man up... also, when did eye contact turn into staring?

[sixamsedna]

I know some fucking grim lookin dudes that still get some, its so easy to think women are as shallow as men but to be fair, alot of women will fuck a personality over muscles and fake tan.

THIS, and Siderealdb are on to something very true that most people don't really realize. It took me quite a bit to come to this realization, obviously with the help of good friends' advices.

Being a good looking dude really betters your chances of getting laid, sometimes girls will even start up conversations with you (depending on their personality I guess), but it doesn't mean you'll get laid either. It's all about opening your mouth and just spitting stuff, anything really. You have to show girls, and people in general you exist. If you just walk around the world and act all shy - it won't get you anywhere.

Girls really aren't AS shallow as we guys are, it's true. They'll take personality, and charisma over it. If you don't believe me talk to a good chunk of girls (hopefully you won't come across the shallow ones though, there ARE those, don't be fooled)

There's a good scene demonstrating this in a film "Happythankyoumoreplease" I recommend you check it out.

As for Siderealdb's comment, he's right. Sometimes, I'm not saying it works all the time, but just telling the girl if she wants to fuck (keep in mind the conditions too, you can't just do it at work in broad day light, have common sense) will get you that poontang. They want to fuck just as much as guys do if not more, the problem is that they'll never, or rarely be the first to initiate this shit, fearing they'll look and sound like sluts. It's all just how society programs us all.

[sixamsedna]

This thread has just wound me up because now im thinking about this girl who works in the same building as me... she is literally like 100% my type and i see her about the building all the time and there's usually some sort of awkward eye contact thing going on, now this is where it gets tricky because historically i'm not very good with girls and although she works in the same building as me she works for a totally different company so i can't think of a legitimate excuse to just try and initiate conversation (so far the only thing i've ever said to her was just asking where the toilets where!)

Wow, your whole situation is surprisingly similar to the one in the film I just mentioned in my post. "Happythankyoumoreplease" - the guy comes to this girl he digs, but he's from a different floor. But that doesn't stop him. You should make an excuse then, grow some balls.

[firky]

seriosuly though, i wanna take this bird out for a nice (reasonably priced) dinner or some shit... classy

yeah man, take her for some fish and chips and a can of irn bru, proper classy place though - one of those places where they let you sit on the window sill whilst you wait.

[particle-jim]

seriosuly though, i wanna take this bird out for a nice (reasonably priced) dinner or some shit... classy

yeah man, take her for some fish and chips and a can of irn bru, proper classy place though - one of those places where they let you sit on the window sill whilst you wait.

you know

[firky]

[wormcode]

This thread has just wound me up because now im thinking about this girl who works in the same building as me... she is literally like 100% my type and i see her about the building all the time and there's usually some sort of awkward eye contact thing going on, now this is where it gets tricky because historically i'm not very good with girls and although she works in the same building as me she works for a totally different company so i can't think of a legitimate excuse to just try and initiate conversation (so far the only thing i've ever said to her was just asking where the toilets where!)

i'm thinking i'll not do anyhting about it for a few weeks but still keep up the awkward eye contact shit and then eventually i wont be able to take it anymore and just snap and have to say something

seriosuly though, i wanna take this bird out for a nice (reasonably priced) dinner or some shit... classy

Yeah you need to do it soon before it becomes too awkward I think. There's a window of time that doesn't last forever. Like how not talking to someone for a few weeks, then a few months, then a year passes and the next time you talk to them it's just awkward and the chemistry is gone.

Also your situation makes me want to watch Being John Malkovich.
Try to guess her name in one long breath and then tell her you want to fuck her tits.

[particle-jim]

^played

[Kodachrome]

Problem is.. you're not John fucking Cusack. Even when he was playing someone creepy/pathetic he was still john motherfucking cusack.

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This was in the related videos.