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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by ekidd91 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:06 am

NickMaxwell wrote:More of a band joke, but it doesn't matter.

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with a bunch of musicians?

A: The drummer.
This is a classic, and the reason it's so great is that folk say it about loads of instruments and it still works.
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Post by HaddaUK » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:22 am

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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by JFK » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:48 am

Q - Why was the teenage waveform so quiet and withdrawn?

A - It was just going through a difficult phase.

/thread a winner has arrived!! OH YEAH HIGH FIVE!!!! Anyone?? No.......... Ok.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Comfi » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:42 am

How many instances of massive does it take to change a lightbulb?

Massive is a vsti synth and cannot change a lightbulb.
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Post by Augment » Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:05 pm

Comfi wrote:How many instances of massive does it take to change a lightbulb?

Massive is a vsti synth and cannot change a lightbulb.
Assign LFO to dimmer cutoff, add some color with saturation, and you have a party!
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by grooki » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:14 pm

Ms Bassline arrives at work, looking really pissed off.
Mr Compressor: "hey Ms Bassline, why are you so upset?".
Ms Bassline: "I was driving here on the freeway when I was cutoff by Mr. Lowpass!"


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Post by idontreallygiveashit » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:23 pm

I dont know what's worse - the jokes in this thread or the fact i can't think of one.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Comfi » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:48 pm

How do daws like their steak?

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Post by JTMMusicuk » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:53 pm

A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...
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Post by BonerJams04 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:54 pm

Comfi wrote:How do daws like their steak?

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Post by Sonika » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:39 pm

JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...

Zomby?
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Post by ehbes » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:51 pm

Sonika wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...

Zomby?
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by overture » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:06 pm

How do waveforms get from one floor to the next?


They use the oscillator.
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Post by Today » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:09 pm

ehbrums1 wrote:
Sonika wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...

Zomby?
No mt eden
that'd be more like ... music producer orders a filet, promptly shits on the plate and calls it a garnish


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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by hasezwei » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:31 pm

jonahmann wrote:Why did the man never leave his bedroom?

Because he was a producer.
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Post by Augment » Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:28 pm

hasezwei wrote:
jonahmann wrote:Why did the man never leave his bedroom?

Because he was a producer.
story of my life
Producer/gamer and it's the story of my life
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Aufnahmewindwuschel » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:42 pm

not really a joke but producing is the only thing i can think of atm where you dont wanna go over zero
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Attila » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:51 pm

How about the number of infectious diseases or percent of cancerous cells in your body...or, anything else in the universe you don't want to happen.
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Post by Aufnahmewindwuschel » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:59 pm

hm who said i dont want that to happen haha still better love story than datsiks album
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by leeany » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:40 am

''you cant make dubstep from sea bass because the sea have no square waves ha ha ha that was a joke i think''

https://twitter.com/whoisdubstep/status ... 1472797696
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