How to steal from an all you can eat?

teamhobson · Post by **teamhobson** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:35 am

Mate, I'll do you some pasta or something... DON'T TURN TO STEALING, IT'S THE GATEWAY CRIME!

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:39 am

apparently the 2 guys from that Mail article are gonna be on Radio 2 in about 20 minutes

noam · Post by **noam** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:57 am

most of you lot steal anyway

MP3's and films init OOOOO CONTROVERSIAL

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:02 am

It's ok though noam.
I don't keep that shit for myself though.
I just give the mp3s to the poor.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:04 am

noam wrote:like Wormcode said the easiest and always the best way of racking is just confidence and ignorance

food places you just walk in get a shit tonne of food, like pile up 4 or 5 plates on your table and literally stick it in a plastic bag and fuck off, easy peasy

just walk out the door

by the time they clock if they even do clock you're gone, as long as it isn't connected to a security team that works in a shopping arcade/centre you're sweet

we use to raise somerfield/sainsbury's/co op in headingly/hyde park all the time, only got clocked once and my mate ran in and pushed the security guard out the way so i could run to my escape

took an entire shopping trolley full of booze once, just walked straight out with. like. a. bawse.

we've done sainsburys over a few times.

we did morrisons at top of town the most.

buy a bag for life. walk round filling bag for life up and thn just walk out.

my mates a pro at this and has done nuff shops over but one time we did some acid and we went to his old flat and he got handed a letter from a mate from the police demanding he paid 150 in damages charges for the one and only time he got caught which was stealing a 2.50 boots meal deal.

sent his trip west if i remember correctly

noam · Post by **noam** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:12 am

Electric_Head wrote:It's ok though noam.
I don't keep that shit for myself though.
I just give the mp3s to the poor.

whats a poor guy gona do with an mp3? thats just cruel.

probably should steal him an ipod whilst you're at it

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:21 am

AAh, you're love for stealing combined with my love for pissing off homeless people.

Dub_freak · Post by **Dub_freak** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:23 am

This thread

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:23 am

noam wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:It's ok though noam.
I don't keep that shit for myself though.
I just give the mp3s to the poor.
whats a poor guy gona do with an mp3? thats just cruel.

probably should steal him an ipod whilst you're at it

i know a homeless man with an ipod too

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:24 am

I stole a shrimp from woolworths when i was 10

noam · Post by **noam** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:25 am

Nevalo wrote:
noam wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:It's ok though noam.
I don't keep that shit for myself though.
I just give the mp3s to the poor.
whats a poor guy gona do with an mp3? thats just cruel.

probably should steal him an ipod whilst you're at it
i know a homeless man with an ipod too

rob him

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:25 am

Nevalo wrote:
noam wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:It's ok though noam.
I don't keep that shit for myself though.
I just give the mp3s to the poor.
whats a poor guy gona do with an mp3? thats just cruel.

probably should steal him an ipod whilst you're at it
i know a homeless man with an ipod too

How does he charge it?

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:26 am

wub wrote:
Nevalo wrote:
noam wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:It's ok though noam.
I don't keep that shit for myself though.
I just give the mp3s to the poor.
whats a poor guy gona do with an mp3? thats just cruel.

probably should steal him an ipod whilst you're at it
i know a homeless man with an ipod too
How does he charge it?

Probably uses those special sockets they have in town centres for xmas lighting and stuff

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:27 am

in mcdonalds. (no joke)

noam · Post by **noam** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:28 am

southstar wrote:
wub wrote:
Nevalo wrote:
noam wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:It's ok though noam.
I don't keep that shit for myself though.
I just give the mp3s to the poor.
whats a poor guy gona do with an mp3? thats just cruel.

probably should steal him an ipod whilst you're at it
i know a homeless man with an ipod too
How does he charge it?
Probably uses those special sockets they have in town centres for xmas lighting and stuff

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:28 pm

To all the people moanin about stealing, fuck off.

Stealing from an all you can eat restaurant or Sainsburys/Tesco aint even stealin imo, just taking back what you deserver from the countless times you've been mugged off in there paying £3 for summut that cost them about 2p.

But anyway funny story...

Got the bag of food probably about 3 plates worth. Then got real drunk & went to house party in bristol, got into a fight with a guy who didn't look much but turned out to be hard as fuck. Got layed the fuck out by him and his mate, they robbed my keys, card, wallet & BAG OF FOOD

I bet they were so confused when they opened it up

Face looks like i ran into a wall of stones. FML.

Looks worse in person, my cameras shit.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:41 pm

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:44 pm

Agent 47 wrote:Stealing from Sainsburys/Tesco aint even stealin

In what possible way is that true?

oddy · Post by **oddy** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:44 pm

Dub_freak · Post by **Dub_freak** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:45 pm

Sounds like you deserve it LOL

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