Your partner is pregnant...

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Would you abort or not?

Abort
70
74%
Keep
25
26%
 
Total votes: 95

butter_man
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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by butter_man » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:47 pm

Richard Ross wrote:
butter man wrote:-q-
don't post grime then lol fassyman
my bad. i can see how this effects you. go well friend, let us not speak of this again.
garethom wrote:weed ice cream

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by Richard Ross » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:01 pm

butter man wrote:
Richard Ross wrote:
butter man wrote:-q-
don't post grime then lol fassyman
my bad. i can see how this effects you. go well friend, let us not speak of this again.
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dont talk like that if you dont walk like that

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by Richard Ross » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:05 pm

me and nicenice will lock off your lights then swing to the right like yoshi and toad

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by herbs » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:20 pm

Keep. A life is a life. My blood is my blood.

And kids with Downs Syndrome are generally -albeit hard work - big hearted and incredibly rewarding to be around (from my limited experience).

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by herbs » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:24 pm

Soiree wrote:I used to spit this shpeal to all the exes,
let's just say they are exes now for a very good reason
and some exes are still potential loves
but in any case, if u roll the dice un protected and no safety.
rick

and you are a risk taker busting your gun in the heat of passion
and there are no accidents
but money trees is a great place for shade
and I would've had Rashida's baby,
if I knew then what I know now
that
's going BLACK ON THAT ASS
figurtavely
I love her still
no one kinder
and to get KANYE in HENNA
please
bitch MARRY ME

I want a half black baby
I want 12 Kids of all members of the zodiac
even if I have to adopt because I'm so ugly that no one will ever what to sleeep with me
lol

It's a risk, sex... STDS, BIRTH, ABORTION

what if Chan kept her child when she was 20
none of this would've happened
and where would our culture be now
I'd be...? I honestly have no fucking idea what would've happened
but it's a sin to think anti-abortion is pro-life
the phrasing of that makes absolutely no sense what so ever
I'm PRO LIFE, I'm PRO CHOICE,
and I'm anti- any man making any choice on behalf of any let alone any women
WOMEN are smarter than men,
but here is a confession
If I new I was coming into money later in life,
It would be a pleasure to give it to my favorite chocolate dready
because she is a goddess and shes great with kids
and I know we'd raise a prince together
I LOVE HER, STILL, she is a warrior, TAURUS
since our first date at her favorite vegan joint connected to a yoga studio in PDX
to watching holy mountain on a projector, we lived so close in PDX
SE was our hevan, Dots was our local Bar, and we'd sip red wine on our patio
and smoke american spirits and have hot, interracial, sex together


and she wanted me (as she put it) to do something I havn't done before
witch is funny, I dated this girl, high school sweetheart Rose Goodwin
5 years, and she cheated on me a bunch, and we lived together at 18
I never came through her, and we fucked like lovers do
she was a little raunch, but my first love... ROZAY
it was a hot punk rock affair
and punks love sex
punk is sexy
because the system is against sex
and only requests submission
but in sex there is dominition
and libras always give what they get
they weigh things

RESHE, one of my finest romances is a Taurus
and they are the most motherly lovers
they cuddle, they eat rich home coked meals, and they love to lay around making daisey chains in Laural-Hurst Park
and they value their gay friends, I treated her to tix too Midnite and Justice (we'd go out dancing once a week)
,we hooked up on the dance floor at Soul Stue on Fridays at the Goodfoot in PDX
our first kiss on the dance floor to soul music
when I visited PDX Byonda was spinning at Rotture (RIP)
and we danced on stage, and it was sweet, though we didn't hook up again after our break up
and I was excited, the first night we met was DJ Krush @ Holocene, and she was into trip hop
ao I thought she was cool, as I was going through Tricky at the time, it was a great show.
First time I ever watched a DJ use those weird Turntables with the built in mixer that TY CHOC-WON CaCaCo has
and he was scratching and beat juggling, it was a great show
never got her number,
but I get her name,
I got her smile,
and when I saw her at soul stew
it was ON
ON
ON
ON
as in flashin me her thong
with an ASS you can't fucking imagine
and we lip locked
freak dancing
and get this
earlier that night
was my first paid DJ gig
a company X-mas party
at the Rad Lion Hotel PDX
$400 to make Milfs dance to Gold Digger and Brick House
pocket full of green, one whisky ginger
and I'm taking home the hottest girl in all of PDX
she's basically an empress as her Tarot teaches
Pregnant with a Rattle
and I love her
I really do
she's a very sophistocated book worm who read the bible for fun
we'd play chess together at the cafe
she was tough to beat
though I'd usually beat her ass
one time we had so much sex the bottom of her feet turned with spots of greenish-blue and reddish-pink
IDK, Y? but it was amazing
she's cosmic
a real lover
i'd split a bottle of wine with her
anyday, anywhere
she is so passionate
an endangered species in the jungle of gentrified PDX

I remember the Midnite show very clearly
and VON remembers me
we made eye contact
and he sung that entire show to us
Midnite is in my top 5 favorite bands of all time
I'm not going to link any of their videos
but if you are within 300 miles of any of their shows
go see them
VON freestyles (And fuck whoever decided they souldn't play a fucking encore at ROTR2012)
he was chanting "Imagine, no hands to eat, No feet to walk"
he knew me, he prophesied me and my mark
the mark I ware on my belly
a second chance at life to change the world
and thank you my sweet RESHE, for introducing me to such an amazing microcosim of musical brilliance
I would also like to shout out the Belmont district in PDX for the paradox cafe,
we would often make love, go out to eat, and make love again, and go to the park, and make love
and I have never confessed my love to/for the most gifted song writer of 2012
she's working at the </> tonight
and I want a baby of very zodiac sign
and I would love for you my dearest taurus to give me the birth of whatever combines us
I took her shopping in Arcata for her Birthday, which is on the same day as Malcom X's B-Day
Hot Knots, hands down the glory of any good/bad girl/bitch shopping spree
but at this point I'm just fishing for complements...

I love women
women are smarter than men
and there will come a day when proper Gratification and Validation is given from all the men in service
to the women they love and admire

it dos not take a soulmate to make a lover
it dos not take a lover to make a child
but when the ties are bound by the limits of money
there will come a day when everyone can feed, clothe, and support their family

Goddess, bless this holy land we warship
With all the wisdom and curiosity we desire
As God returns to his rightful temple
The Moon rests in the Suns crossfire

:z:
TL;DR

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by butter_man » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:43 pm

Richard Ross wrote:
butter man wrote:
Richard Ross wrote:
butter man wrote:-q-
don't post grime then lol fassyman
my bad. i can see how this effects you. go well friend, let us not speak of this again.
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dont talk like that if you dont walk like that
talk like what?
garethom wrote:weed ice cream

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by butter_man » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:47 pm

Richard Ross wrote:me and nicenice will lock off your lights then swing to the right like yoshi and toad
spikey with the rings, Im sonic with knuckles.
garethom wrote:weed ice cream

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by Richard Ross » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:58 pm

dont talk online what you dont wanna walk offline

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by herbs » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:59 pm

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by herbs » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:00 pm

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by butter_man » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:02 pm

Richard Ross wrote:dont talk online what you dont wanna walk offline
which was?
garethom wrote:weed ice cream

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by Richard Ross » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:03 pm

butter man wrote:
Richard Ross wrote:dont talk online what you dont wanna walk offline
which was?
called me a dickhead

so send your post code

don't have your IP m8

the fact is you're a dickhead who wants to hide behind a video of tempa t LOL

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by butter_man » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:04 pm

who called you a dickhead?
garethom wrote:weed ice cream

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by herbs » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:05 pm

I think you're both dickheads.

COME AT ME BRO.

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by Richard Ross » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:05 pm

you won't see me at a chase and status show but I'll come to your door

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by Richard Ross » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:06 pm

herbs wrote:I think you're both dickheads.

COME AT ME BRO.
I will if u want

but you don't

you named yourself herbs ffs

probably shop at waitrose

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by herbs » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:07 pm

SO WHAT IF I SHOP AT WAITROSE?! THEY DO THE BEST FALAFEL.

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by butter_man » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:08 pm

Richard Ross wrote:
herbs wrote:I think you're both dickheads.

COME AT ME BRO.
I will if u want

but you don't

you named yourself herbs ffs

probably shop at waitrose
Is it cos I shop at waitrose? its only a few bits.

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by Richard Ross » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:08 pm

irony LOL >>>>>>

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Re: Your partner is pregnant...

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:09 pm

Richard Ross wrote:dont talk online what you dont wanna walk offline
that is some batty shit.
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