war machine vs christy mack

[nobody]

This is why gyms and full contact sports should be banned. It just breeds absolute dickheads who actually know how to beat the fuck out of someone. Whether she cheated or not, there's no need to give her an absolute kicking.

[SignalRecon]

^ Ahahahahahahahha accurate tbf.

edit: Love his shirt.

[wub]

War Machine faces life in prison for attempted murder case on Christy Mack

Koppenhaver, who initially faced nine felony counts for the alleged altercation that left Mack and a second victim, Corey Thomas, hospitalized in the early morning hours of August 8th, now faces a total of 32 felony charges stretching back to May 2013 according to a report from the Las Vegas Review-Journal, including but not limited to: "attempted murder, sexual assault, battery, coercion, preventing or dissuading a witness or victim from reporting a crime, and first-degree kidnapping resulting in substantial bodily harm."

Koppenhaver is scheduled to appear in court on Oct. 17th. If convicted, the former fighter faces a possibility of life in prison without the option of parole.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/9/3/610 ... or-alleged

[rockonin]

He's new name in prison is going to be. bumming machine

[nowaysj]

Yeah, think he'll be alright in the slammer, he gets to fight as much as he likes.

Total let me bang bro type of environment.

[Phigure]

lol im late to this thread but rockonin is an absolute fedora

reinfocrces my view that anyone into 'mma' or 'bro fighting' is a tnuc a rapist and a has somethgin wrong with them

[rickyarbino]

He's new name in prison is going to be. whore machine

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[bennyfroobs]

He's new name in prison is going to be. bumming machine

althohgj i cant tell if this was an elaboraet ruse , and u intentionally missed such an obvious pun as some sort of double bluff

He's new name in prison is going to be. whore machine

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good work jess

[wub]

http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/16/war-machi ... las-vegas/

War Machine tried to kill himself in his Las Vegas jail cell this week ... but his attempt was foiled by a corrections officer.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Tuesday night around 9:30 an officer was walking by War Machine's cell in Clark County Jail. The officer saw him sitting on the ground with his feet up on the bunk bed. When the officer called to him he was unresponsive.

The officer went into the cell and found the ex-MMA fighter had a piece of linen around his neck which was tied to the leg of the bed -- and his face was purple. The officer cut the linen, removed it ... and we're told War Machine's breathing became less strained and he attempted to speak.

He's currently in a medical isolation cell on suicide watch. We're told officers found what appeared to be a suicide note in the cell.

War Machine is in jail awaiting trial for the attempted murder of his ex-girlfriend, porn star Christy Mack, and her friend Corey Thomas.