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Post by showguns » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:12 pm

Step Correct wrote:When the reptiles finally get here, will I be able to bone one? :lol:
as if you haven't already, guy. 8)
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Post by step correct » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:15 pm

showguns wrote:
Step Correct wrote:When the reptiles finally get here, will I be able to bone one? :lol:
as if you haven't already, guy. 8)
Oh you see now that was different... :?

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Post by step correct » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:16 pm

I bet they're great in the sack. :wink:

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Post by showguns » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:21 pm

a bit cold-blooded, but once you turn on the heat lamp it's all thrills. :o
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Post by showguns » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:23 pm

Parson wrote:
Future Producer wrote:Well do you care to explain why there are two perfect lines going across the head in a triangle shape and in to the hair? You can even see how transparent it is. It's so fake, I cannot believe your still kidding yourself.
all the shapes that emerge are totally geometric. it looks like a checkerboard or stripes. i don't understand what shapes you think are going to come up in this kind of situation that is disproved by triangles
i am still baffled by why this only appears on youtubes. is some friendly alien race programming an algorithm into youtubes to expose the sleestaks?
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Post by parson » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:34 pm

maaaaaybe!

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Post by two oh one » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:43 pm

The Reptilian Holographic Matrix, the Fabricated "Reality":

The Reptilian Pact
(The "Secret Pact", the "Secret Covenant")

Unknown Author

Note from Webmaster: This article originally titled "The Secret Covenant" was sent anonymously with an unusable email address to www.Bankindex.com, a financial advisor dot-com company located in Florida, USA. Initially I was unable to located the original English version of this article in bankindex.com. Somebody translated the article into Spanish and placed it in http://www.animalweb.cl/N_O_IMPERIAL/pacto_secreto.htm. I translated the Spanish version into English and published it in this website. From a reader I received later on the original English version which I compared to my translation for accuracy. Here is now posted the original version which has replaced my translation.

See also the complementary articles, "The Holographic Prison and the Pact with the Devil" and the "New World Order, an Overview."

An illusion it will be, so large, so vast it will escape their perception.

Those who will see it will be thought of as insane.

We will create separate fronts to prevent them from seeing the connection between us.

We will behave as if we are not connected to keep the illusion alive.

Our goal will be accomplished one drop at a time so as to never bring suspicion upon ourselves.

This will also prevent them from seeing the changes as they occur.

We will always stand above the relative field of their experience for we know the secrets of the absolute.

We will work together always and will remain bound by blood and secrecy. Death will come to he who speaks.

We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite.

We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways so they will never see what is happening.

We will use soft metals, aging accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air.

They will be blanketed by poisons everywhere they turn.

The soft metals will cause them to lose their minds.

We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison.

The poisons will be absorbed trough their skin and mouths, they will destroy their minds and reproductive systems.

From all this, their children will be born dead, and we will conceal this information.

The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them, in what they drink, eat, breathe and wear.

We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far.

We will teach them that the poisons are good, with fun images and musical tones.

Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons.

They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know their true effect.

When they give birth we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them its for their help.

We will start early on, when their minds are young, we will target their children with what children love most, sweet things.

When their teeth decay we will fill them with metals that will kill their mind and steal their future.

When their ability to learn has been affected, we will create medicine that will make them sicker and cause other diseases for which we will create yet more medicine.

We will render them docile and weak before us by our power.

They will grow depressed, slow and obese, and when they come to us for help, we will give them more poison.

We will focus their attention toward money and material goods so they many never connect with their inner self.

We will distract them with fornication, external pleasures and games so they may never be one with the oneness of it All.

Their minds will belong to us and they will do as we say.

If they refuse we shall find ways to implement mind-altering technology into their lives. We will use fear as our weapon.



We will establish their governments and establish opposites within. We will own both sides.

We will always hide our objective but carry out our plan.

They will perform the labor for us and we shall prosper from their toil.

Our families will never mix with theirs.



Our blood must be pure always, for it is the way.



We will make them kill each other when it suits us.



We will keep them separated from the oneness by dogma and religion.



We will control all aspects of their lives and tell them what to think and how.


We will guide them kindly and gently letting them think they are guiding themselves.



We will foment animosity between them through our factions.



When a light shall shine among them, we shall extinguish it by ridicule, or death, whichever suits us best.



We will make them rip each other's hearts apart and kill their own children.



We will accomplish this by using hate as our ally, anger as our friend.



The hate will blind them totally, and never shall they see that from their conflicts we emerge as their rulers.



They will be busy killing each other.



They will bathe in their own blood and kill their neighbors for as long as we see fit.



We will benefit greatly from this, for they will not see us, for they cannot see us.



We will continue to prosper from their wars and their deaths.



We shall repeat this over and over until our ultimate goal is accomplished.



We will continue to make them live in fear and anger though images and sounds.



We will use all the tools we have to accomplish this.



The tools will be provided by their labor.



We will make them hate themselves and their neighbors.



We will always hide the divine truth from them, that we are all one.



This they must never know!



They must never know that color is an illusion, they must always think they are not equal.



Drop by drop, drop by drop we will advance our goal.



We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them.


We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have.


We will establish a monetary system that will imprison them forever, keeping them and their children in debt.


When they shall band together, we shall accuse them of crimes and present a different story to the world for we shall own all the media.


We will use our media to control the flow of information and their sentiment in our favor.


When they shall rise up against us we will crush them like insects, for they are less than that.


They will be helpless to do anything for they will have no weapons.


We will recruit some of their own to carry out our plans, we will promise them eternal life, but eternal life they will never have for they are not of us.


The recruits will be called "initiates" and will be indoctrinated to believe false rites of passage to higher realms.


Members of these groups [Editor´s Note: the Illuminati] will think they are one with us never knowing the truth.


They must never learn this truth for they will turn against us.


For their work they will be rewarded with earthly things and great titles, but never will they become immortal and join us, never will they receive the light and travel the stars.


They will never reach the higher realms, for the killing of their own kind will prevent passage to the realm of enlightenment.


This they will never know.


The truth will be hidden in their face, so close they will not be able to focus on it until its too late.



Oh yes, so grand the illusion of freedom will be, that they will never know they are our slaves.


When all is in place, the reality we will have created for them will own them.


This reality will be their prison.


They will live in self-delusion.


When our goal is accomplished a new era of domination will begin. [N. of Ed.: the New World Order].


Their minds will be bound by their beliefs, the beliefs we have established from time immemorial.


But if they ever find out they are our equal, we shall perish then. THIS THEY MUST NEVER KNOW.


If they ever find out that together they can vanquish us, they will take action.


They must never, ever find out what we have done, for if they do, we shall have no place to run, for it will be easy to see who we are once the veil has fallen.


Our actions will have revealed who we are and they will hunt us down and no person shall give us shelter.



This is the Secret Covenant by which we shall live the rest of our present and future lives, for this reality will transcend many generations and life spans.


This covenant is sealed by blood, our blood. We, the ones who from heaven to earth came.


This covenant must NEVER, EVER be known to exist.


It must NEVER, EVER be written or spoken of for if it is, the consciousness it will spawn will release the fury of the PRIME CREATOR upon us and we shall be cast to the depths from whence we came and remain there until the end time of infinity itself.

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Post by parson » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:45 pm

as marshall mcluhan once said and i paraphrase, 'like a fish in water, a completely pervasive environment is undetectable.'

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Post by future producer » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:55 pm

Step Correct, there are sposed to be these Nordic looking reptilians that are tall with blonde hair.

Actually I know this is true because I went to this rave on mars and on the space shuttle journey home I picked up a reptilian porn mag, here is a scan from it.

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Post by tempest » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:56 pm

I'm with ya on this one.

Couldn't say whether its an alien reptilian race, the catholics or what. But this is happening and there are motherfuckers behind it.

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Post by showguns » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:58 pm

tempest wrote:there are motherfuckers behind it.
oh snap.
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Post by future producer » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:01 pm

this video has got lulz, it's sooooooo fake. I reckon the guy just figured how to do new trix.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed0gqVCr-p8

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Post by parson » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:13 pm

she even morphs in this one where its got nothing to do with aliens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckWg-PHeJqQ

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Post by parson » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:30 pm

are they broadcasting in high def nowadays? i'm thinkin its gotta go from hi def to youtube

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Post by step correct » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:37 pm

Future Producer wrote:Step Correct, there are sposed to be these Nordic looking reptilians that are tall with blonde hair.

Actually I know this is true because I went to this rave on mars and on the space shuttle journey home I picked up a reptilian porn mag, here is a scan from it.

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IN!! Is that bad? That the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about an alien invasion is that I want to score with one? :D

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Post by step correct » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:40 pm

How long have these been around?

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Post by scarecrow » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:47 pm

Nah mate. I'm a believer in the little grey dudes, + I've seen some crazy shit I tell you.... But I'm not falling for that. It's blatantly a video editing plug-in, you can see some areas of their clothes and the background changing shape while it's happening. It's too inconsistent. I want to believe that shit, but I think it's things like this and David Fucking Icke (google him) that makes people think they can debunk the whole situation so easily, I mean it makes people go 'Yeaaaaaah riiiiiight!'
Dude went to town once he saw a few peeps commented on his youtube post, init? bah....
Dont tell me about reptilian news reporters, tell me about Travis Walton...

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Post by future producer » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:56 pm

I want to believe that shit, but I think it's things like this and David Fucking Icke (google him) that makes people think they can debunk the whole situation so easily
Well said. :)

Step Correct, I dunno, but in the article it said she was 135 years old.

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Post by ana » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:00 am

showguns wrote:a bit cold-blooded, but once you turn on the heat lamp it's all thrills. :o
Sick fucks.

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