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Before, when I post, I was angry.
Today I am FURY!
Why is this, you say. I will tell you why. Yesterday I have visit with Jairo Pardo Fernandez - he is top coca buyer in Mesetas. I take him first harvest. Meeting was planned for weeks. As I walk there - it is 20km journey - I think I see Juan Pablo coming the other way. He is in tears, so I did not speak anything to him. But I wonder why he is sad. When I arrive at Jairo Pardo Fernandez' villa, I find out and it is not pretty.
He say to me "Evo, put the bag down." I put the bag down. He say, "Evo, we have enough coca. I sorry, but you have waste trip."
I cannot believe what my ears are telling me. Jairo Pardo Fernandez never have enough coca. he always buy everything we can grow and this harvest is a good one. I have worked morning, noon and night.
He say to me "Coca just not in demand any more - we are all hurting, Evo, even me. Look at my shoes." I look at his shoes. One has hole in it.
I ask what is reason for fall in demand. He say, "Is simple, Evo. Dubstep scene in UK is united in opposition to coca."
I say who care about bloody dubstep scene. He say, "Everyone these days, Evo. You must keep up with trend. Sunday Times Style supplement say dubstep is hot hot hot. Everyone listen to what dubstep scene has to say and right now, scene says no to coca."
This land on me like many many bricks.
Jairo Pardo Fernandez pause. Then he say "I advise you to start growing carrots." Then he show me out of villa.
Carrots!
What fool is going to sniff carrots!
Today I am FURY!
Why is this, you say. I will tell you why. Yesterday I have visit with Jairo Pardo Fernandez - he is top coca buyer in Mesetas. I take him first harvest. Meeting was planned for weeks. As I walk there - it is 20km journey - I think I see Juan Pablo coming the other way. He is in tears, so I did not speak anything to him. But I wonder why he is sad. When I arrive at Jairo Pardo Fernandez' villa, I find out and it is not pretty.
He say to me "Evo, put the bag down." I put the bag down. He say, "Evo, we have enough coca. I sorry, but you have waste trip."
I cannot believe what my ears are telling me. Jairo Pardo Fernandez never have enough coca. he always buy everything we can grow and this harvest is a good one. I have worked morning, noon and night.
He say to me "Coca just not in demand any more - we are all hurting, Evo, even me. Look at my shoes." I look at his shoes. One has hole in it.
I ask what is reason for fall in demand. He say, "Is simple, Evo. Dubstep scene in UK is united in opposition to coca."
I say who care about bloody dubstep scene. He say, "Everyone these days, Evo. You must keep up with trend. Sunday Times Style supplement say dubstep is hot hot hot. Everyone listen to what dubstep scene has to say and right now, scene says no to coca."
This land on me like many many bricks.
Jairo Pardo Fernandez pause. Then he say "I advise you to start growing carrots." Then he show me out of villa.
Carrots!
What fool is going to sniff carrots!
We need to feed our babies and clothe our families too!
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Who is this? Fuckin well funny. lol indeedEvo_Pretelt wrote:Before, when I post, I was angry.
Today I am FURY!
Why is this, you say. I will tell you why. Yesterday I have visit with Jairo Pardo Fernandez - he is top coca buyer in Mesetas. I take him first harvest. Meeting was planned for weeks. As I walk there - it is 20km journey - I think I see Juan Pablo coming the other way. He is in tears, so I did not speak anything to him. But I wonder why he is sad. When I arrive at Jairo Pardo Fernandez' villa, I find out and it is not pretty.
He say to me "Evo, put the bag down." I put the bag down. He say, "Evo, we have enough coca. I sorry, but you have waste trip."
I cannot believe what my ears are telling me. Jairo Pardo Fernandez never have enough coca. he always buy everything we can grow and this harvest is a good one. I have worked morning, noon and night.
He say to me "Coca just not in demand any more - we are all hurting, Evo, even me. Look at my shoes." I look at his shoes. One has hole in it.
I ask what is reason for fall in demand. He say, "Is simple, Evo. Dubstep scene in UK is united in opposition to coca."
I say who care about bloody dubstep scene. He say, "Everyone these days, Evo. You must keep up with trend. Sunday Times Style supplement say dubstep is hot hot hot. Everyone listen to what dubstep scene has to say and right now, scene says no to coca."
This land on me like many many bricks.
Jairo Pardo Fernandez pause. Then he say "I advise you to start growing carrots." Then he show me out of villa.
Carrots!
What fool is going to sniff carrots!

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ROFLEvo_Pretelt wrote:Before, when I post, I was angry.
Today I am FURY!
Why is this, you say. I will tell you why. Yesterday I have visit with Jairo Pardo Fernandez - he is top coca buyer in Mesetas. I take him first harvest. Meeting was planned for weeks. As I walk there - it is 20km journey - I think I see Juan Pablo coming the other way. He is in tears, so I did not speak anything to him. But I wonder why he is sad. When I arrive at Jairo Pardo Fernandez' villa, I find out and it is not pretty.
He say to me "Evo, put the bag down." I put the bag down. He say, "Evo, we have enough coca. I sorry, but you have waste trip."
I cannot believe what my ears are telling me. Jairo Pardo Fernandez never have enough coca. he always buy everything we can grow and this harvest is a good one. I have worked morning, noon and night.
He say to me "Coca just not in demand any more - we are all hurting, Evo, even me. Look at my shoes." I look at his shoes. One has hole in it.
I ask what is reason for fall in demand. He say, "Is simple, Evo. Dubstep scene in UK is united in opposition to coca."
I say who care about bloody dubstep scene. He say, "Everyone these days, Evo. You must keep up with trend. Sunday Times Style supplement say dubstep is hot hot hot. Everyone listen to what dubstep scene has to say and right now, scene says no to coca."
This land on me like many many bricks.
Jairo Pardo Fernandez pause. Then he say "I advise you to start growing carrots." Then he show me out of villa.
Carrots!
What fool is going to sniff carrots!






Have you seen Boondock Saints? Willem Defoe plays the most stupidly homophobic gay I have EVER seen in a film.Hate Recordings wrote:lol, i think im just as entitled to saying homophobe. just as blacks are entitled to saying ******, ya heard?
after all, cant be homophobic when youre a homo, seen?
And christ, what a shit film it is.
- mr. messer
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haha bad.Evo_Pretelt wrote:Before, when I post, I was angry.
Today I am FURY!
Why is this, you say. I will tell you why. Yesterday I have visit with Jairo Pardo Fernandez - he is top coca buyer in Mesetas. I take him first harvest. Meeting was planned for weeks. As I walk there - it is 20km journey - I think I see Juan Pablo coming the other way. He is in tears, so I did not speak anything to him. But I wonder why he is sad. When I arrive at Jairo Pardo Fernandez' villa, I find out and it is not pretty.
He say to me "Evo, put the bag down." I put the bag down. He say, "Evo, we have enough coca. I sorry, but you have waste trip."
I cannot believe what my ears are telling me. Jairo Pardo Fernandez never have enough coca. he always buy everything we can grow and this harvest is a good one. I have worked morning, noon and night.
He say to me "Coca just not in demand any more - we are all hurting, Evo, even me. Look at my shoes." I look at his shoes. One has hole in it.
I ask what is reason for fall in demand. He say, "Is simple, Evo. Dubstep scene in UK is united in opposition to coca."
I say who care about bloody dubstep scene. He say, "Everyone these days, Evo. You must keep up with trend. Sunday Times Style supplement say dubstep is hot hot hot. Everyone listen to what dubstep scene has to say and right now, scene says no to coca."
This land on me like many many bricks.
Jairo Pardo Fernandez pause. Then he say "I advise you to start growing carrots." Then he show me out of villa.
Carrots!
What fool is going to sniff carrots!
publish somethin innit.
200 pages of that would be heavy
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