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Post by sigbowls » Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:36 pm

what do you get when you log onto dubstepforum

secret ninja petifile house

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Post by djelements » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:10 am

sackmetropolis wrote:what do you get when you log onto dubstepforum

secret ninja petifile house
pedophile, you mean?
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Post by spooKs » Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:20 am

More jokes!

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Post by sigbowls » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:40 am

there might be some jokes at tim and eriks forum

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Post by leftdub » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:58 am

I've just found out I have Chlamydia. My daughter's nursery had better have a fucking good explanation.

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Post by leftdub » Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:02 am

List of games that shouldn't be made;

Scalextric: Princess Diana Edition

Twister: Gary Glitter Edition

Cluedo: Rhys Jones Edition

Shannon Matthews Cabbage Patch Kid

Where's Wally: Madeleine McCann Edition

Operation: Jade Goody Edition

Family Fortunes: Josef Fritzl Edition

Guess Who?: Oriental Edition

Scrabble: Dyslexic Edition

Bukkake with my daughter

Buckaroo: Parkinson's Disease Edition

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Guess Who?: Prince Harry Edition

Woolworths Tycoon

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Post by menacetosobriety » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:19 pm

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.

I said "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."

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Post by menacetosobriety » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:21 pm

Dynamixuk wrote:
pk- wrote:paedophilia's great isn't it
ok your barred




You can say what you like about paedophiles, but they're generous with their sweets.

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Post by menacetosobriety » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:23 pm

Before you criticise somebody try walking a mile in their shoes
so then when you do criticise 'em
you'll already be a mile away and wearing their shoes

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Post by miscreant » Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:56 pm

LeftDub wrote:I've just found out I have Chlamydia. My daughter's nursery had better have a fucking good explanation.
Fucking lol!!

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Post by random trio » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:35 pm

menacetosobriety wrote:
Dynamixuk wrote:
pk- wrote:paedophilia's great isn't it
ok your barred




You can say what you like about paedophiles, but they're generous with their sweets.
and they drive slow when passing schools..

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Post by ::g-sus:: » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:47 pm

menacetosobriety wrote:I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.

I said "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."
:lol: :lol:
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Post by SK3W3R » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:59 pm

LeftDub wrote:

Buckaroo: Parkinson's Disease Edition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnV0IENYPGg&feature=fvst
i want a "punch rusko, win an iphone" tshirt.

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