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Post by Pi-Krust » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:45 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:fucking fuck just found out shes coming here now. always planned on chatting to her, but im not even nearly ready.

For a start, im FUCKED
oh dear oh dear,only bad things can come of this :cry: :roll:

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Post by Dead Rats » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:54 pm

Wiggle - Tell this trick that You don't know wher eyou stand with her, but not in a serious way; Being fucked might actually help you. Tell her 'Imma bit lit up, so I'm just gonna say what I want and then worry about it in the morning.'

...And then she'll laugh a little or say 'Okay, go'on'.

And then you say '...I just...I....' and then gaze deep into her eyes and after about 6 seconds (count under your breath) just lean in and kiss her and then let fornication proceed from there/

Serious. Worst she can do is reject you. What's that, 1 in 10 birds? Who gives a fucking shit. Lean in, and if she says 'Look, I don't wanna-' just cut in and say 'I can't go on like this. You come round my house at midnight, midweek, what am I to expect?' and then leave it at that. If she walks out, FUCK HER. Plenty more fish in large watery places.

See, this is the best advice you're ever going to recieve, and why do I feel like you're not going to take it and act like a pussy-whipped bitch in front of her. Why do we all feel like you're not going to take it and act like a pussy-whipped bitch in front of her.

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Post by ::g-sus:: » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:38 pm

Rats made some good points there.
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Post by LEQ » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:21 am

Rats in on point post shocker :D

An update from Wigglster on how the night went purlease?
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Post by deamonds » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:46 am

yea big up rats

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Post by __________ » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:46 am

she must've checked the forum out
i feel bad for you man :cry:

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Post by deamonds » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:59 am

if she did that is fuckry, defo not getting anywhere with her, not after some 40 page shrine anyway lol

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Post by LEQ » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:04 am

Imagine her face as she trawled through the thread.
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Post by Dead Rats » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:16 am

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Post by the wiggle baron » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:12 pm

erm, yeah...guess it cant hurt ending speculation :lol:

99% sure im now just off to hers for a cup of tea and a looooong chat of which the outcome will involve me and vodka. good times (although, obviously...not good times)

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Post by Dead Rats » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:15 pm

EARTH TO WIGGLE BARON: YOU ARE BEING MUGGED OFF. DON'T MAKE HER A PRIORITY WHEN SHE MAKES YOU AN OPTION, FOR FUCKS SAKE


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Post by deamonds » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:25 pm

Fuck jacking her, stab her..

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Post by LEQ » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:28 pm

deamonds wrote:Fuck jacking her, stab her..
With a teapot.
fou chien wrote:Great Beijing Olympic Games wil fill us all with pride and piss for all planet.And what do you fuk,muk?
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Post by Dead Rats » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:29 pm

LEQ wrote:
deamonds wrote:Fuck jacking her, stab her..
With a teapot.
...made out of cola bottles.
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Post by Coppola » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:39 pm

deamonds wrote:Fuck jacking her, stab her..
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by kay » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:03 pm

WTF? Rats is giving solid advice, Firky's back, Wiggles is about to finally kill this thread...

...WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???!!!!!??????

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