Post
by Dead Rats » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:54 pm
Wiggle - Tell this trick that You don't know wher eyou stand with her, but not in a serious way; Being fucked might actually help you. Tell her 'Imma bit lit up, so I'm just gonna say what I want and then worry about it in the morning.'
...And then she'll laugh a little or say 'Okay, go'on'.
And then you say '...I just...I....' and then gaze deep into her eyes and after about 6 seconds (count under your breath) just lean in and kiss her and then let fornication proceed from there/
Serious. Worst she can do is reject you. What's that, 1 in 10 birds? Who gives a fucking shit. Lean in, and if she says 'Look, I don't wanna-' just cut in and say 'I can't go on like this. You come round my house at midnight, midweek, what am I to expect?' and then leave it at that. If she walks out, FUCK HER. Plenty more fish in large watery places.
See, this is the best advice you're ever going to recieve, and why do I feel like you're not going to take it and act like a pussy-whipped bitch in front of her. Why do we all feel like you're not going to take it and act like a pussy-whipped bitch in front of her.
NOTHING. TO. LOSE.
