The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[apmje]

Broke up with my girlfriend friday, she's giving me a fuckload of hassle and quit tripping me saying she'll change blah blah blah. not like anything i havn't heard before. Making me out to be the bad one to everyone. I'm about to go crazy and go on a merking spree I sware.

Know the feeling mate.

I got grief from the missus yesterday for going to bed early (10:30pm) after having 6 hours sleep the night before, travelling via train from Southend to Croydon, going out for a mothers day meal, then playing footy. I was fucking knackered, but still spent an hour on the phone to my gf, then said I was going to bed. She says I didnt put any effort into the conversation and should want to speak to her more than sleeping (even though I had spent the whole weekend with her).

Fucking well frustrating and starts my week off in a bad mood!!

I can see dem crazy eyes from here. Swirling with the crazyness!

Thats's pretty mental, sounds like my ex.

[LA_Boxers]

She does it all the time. I dont understand why either?! If she was really tired I wouldnt force her to stay up really late to make her even tireder.

Do I not give a shit or am I just nicer than her?

[apmje]

Shes just a wee bit crazy. Just tell her shes being a daft cow and have done, when my lass does something totally stupid. I just tell her shes being stupid and that she needs to sort it out.

She does the same with me, no point beating round the bush.

[wub]

Broke up with my girlfriend friday, she's giving me a fuckload of hassle and quit tripping me saying she'll change blah blah blah. not like anything i havn't heard before. Making me out to be the bad one to everyone. I'm about to go crazy and go on a merking spree I sware.

Take the opportunity to put your cock in one of her fit mates.

[dubmatters]

I managed to cut my hugo boss belt in half trying to make another hole. what a twat.

[Phyalow]

The University of Auckland.

[finji]

Trying to learn about Genetic Engineering in a Philosophy class, so many ignorant stnuc.

[firky]

Got thrown off the bus by driver; had to walk the last mile or so home. Fucking prick pulled away before this elderly man was sat down, so the man jolted forwards, hitting his head on the seat in front. I pointed to the sign above the drivers seating saying do not drive until all passengers are seated or holding onto a strap, he argued that he checked, I called him a liar. Blah blah. I got thrown off the bus, but I have my ticket and mobile phone numbers of two witnesses and the chap who hit his head. Am going to write a letter to Arriva and get that cnut back to cleaning puke off seats on a Friday night.

[firky]

I managed to cut my hugo boss belt in half trying to make another hole. what a fat twat.

[dubmatters]

I managed to cut my hugo boss belt in half trying to make another hole. what a scrawny twat.

[oli90]

Got thrown off the bus by driver; had to walk the last mile or so home. Fucking prick pulled away before this elderly man was sat down, so the man jolted forwards, hitting his head on the seat in front. I pointed to the sign above the drivers seating saying do not drive until all passengers are seated or holding onto a strap, he argued that he checked, I called him a liar. Blah blah. I got thrown off the bus, but I have my ticket and mobile phone numbers of two witnesses and the chap who hit his head. Am going to write a letter to Arriva and get that cnut back to cleaning puke off seats on a Friday night.

Bus companies are just the absolute barrel scrapings of society in general. I swear groups like First genuinely don't feel any sort of obligation to provide their customers with a decent service. Have to leave an hour early for uni to compensate for the inevitable lateness/not even turning up/driving straight past because the driver's a dopey tnuc.

[pandabear]

It pisses me off when kids have to wait an hour or two for their parents to pick them up, when they've already been notified that their child has a 102.9 fever. Have at least one emergency contact that will come right away! If an adult can't even handle a low-grade fever, how do you think your child feels burning up? Pendejo!

[jameshk]

Broke up with my girlfriend friday, she's giving me a fuckload of hassle and quit tripping me saying she'll change blah blah blah. not like anything i havn't heard before. Making me out to be the bad one to everyone. I'm about to go crazy and go on a merking spree I sware.

Take the opportunity to put your cock in one of her fit mates.

I'm well on track for more than one.

However, now we're going through that shit where we have to 'divide up the friends', absolute bollocks im telling you. Especially considering how many are instantly flocking to her side, didn't realise she was this manipulative. Oh well I guess it goes to show who your true friends are.

[wub]

Whilst making dinner last night at the same time as watching The Wire, I wasn't paying attention whilst dicing the garlic and brought the knife down across the tip of my thumb. Hasn't broken the skin on the thumb itself, but has skinned off may the top 4mm or so of my thumbnail. It's fucking painful whenever I put pressure on it and I'm not entirely sure how to tidy it up so that it doesn't end up either getting ripped off further or to the stage where I'm constantly fiddling with it.

[murky21]

Lesson Learnt: The Wire is too good to be watching whilst cutting tiny vegetables

[wub]

Lesson Learnt: The Wire is too good to be watching whilst cutting tiny vegetables

True, but the stir fry that resulted from my cooking made the last episode of the night even more enjoyable. So it was worth the risk.

[murky21]

^ haha, touché. Ah reminds me actually, bought a Shwartz style garlic grinder last night, not quite the same as fresh obviously but ridiculously easy and actually better than normal garlic for doing stuff like curing steak, quite happy with my purchase

[aspect-dubz]

had to put the dog down today.. would put it in a 'whats made you sad today' thread

[LA_Boxers]

Not being in a beer garden spending my hard earned money!! (Please see the ''Things that have made me happy today'' thread.

[firky]

vodafone

bastards