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Post by badger » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:37 pm

granted, you get my job instead and end up killing yourself after 2 weeks

i wish i was better at thinking of wishes

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Post by meschi » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:39 pm

Granted but now you think of amasing wishes too much you end up killing yourself after 2 hours

I wish I was impenetrable to hangovers

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Post by kidlogic » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:40 pm

meschi wrote:Granted but now you think of amasing wishes too much you end up killing yourself after 2 hours

I wish I was impenetrable to hangovers
Granted, but now you cant get drunk.

I wish I had a beer.

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Post by bellybelle » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:40 pm

meschi wrote:Granted but now you think of amasing wishes too much you end up killing yourself after 2 hours

I wish I was impenetrable to hangovers
Granted that means you're always drunk and you can't hold down any job

Edited: Dangit Kid!!!

Granted your beer is zero calorie and zero flavor!

I wish I could make my dreams a reality
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Post by badger » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:41 pm

kidlogic wrote:I wish I had a beer.
granted but it's carling

i wish i had a decent beer

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Post by kidlogic » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:44 pm

bellybelle wrote:
meschi wrote:Granted but now you think of amasing wishes too much you end up killing yourself after 2 hours

I wish I was impenetrable to hangovers
Granted that means you're always drunk and you can't hold down any job

Edited: Dangit Kid!!!

Granted your beer is zero calorie and zero flavor!

I wish I could make my dreams a reality
Granted, but the only dreams you have now are nightmares and dreams of that Elvis impersonator and his chicken...

I wish badger was faster at this game

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Post by meschi » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:45 pm

granted but now your that elvis impersonator

I wish I had some chicken

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Post by dr ddd » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:45 pm

kidlogic wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
meschi wrote:Granted but now you think of amasing wishes too much you end up killing yourself after 2 hours

I wish I was impenetrable to hangovers
Granted that means you're always drunk and you can't hold down any job

Edited: Dangit Kid!!!

Granted your beer is zero calorie and zero flavor!

I wish I could make my dreams a reality
Granted, but the only dreams you have now are nightmares and dreams of that Elvis impersonator and his chicken...

I wish badger was faster at this game
granted but he FAILS

i wish i had all the decent beer you lot want
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Post by bellybelle » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:47 pm

dr ddd wrote: i wish i had all the decent beer you lot want
granted but now you have a wicked case of the beer pees

I wish carebears were real
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Post by meschi » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:48 pm

bellybelle wrote:
dr ddd wrote: i wish i had all the decent beer you lot want
granted but now you have a wicked case of the beer pees

I wish carebears were real
granted they are real... but they are all evil killers...

I wish it was summer sunny days every day

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Post by badger » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:49 pm

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but the only dreams you have now are nightmares and dreams of that Elvis impersonator and his chicken...

I wish badger was faster at this game
just to annoy you...

i wish bellybelle was faster at this game because she was the one who broke the order not me

note the lack of a corruption also to annoy you :P

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Post by kidlogic » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:50 pm

meschi wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
dr ddd wrote: i wish i had all the decent beer you lot want
granted but now you have a wicked case of the beer pees

I wish carebears were real
granted they are real... but they are all evil killers...

I wish it was summer sunny days every day
granted, but you have to spend them all with badger, and he's miserable enough to make them all suck

I wish badger was a actually a badger

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Post by kins83 » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:51 pm

kidlogic wrote:
meschi wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
dr ddd wrote: i wish i had all the decent beer you lot want
granted but now you have a wicked case of the beer pees

I wish carebears were real
granted they are real... but they are all evil killers...

I wish it was summer sunny days every day
granted, but you have to spend them all with badger, and he's miserable enough to make them all suck

I wish badger was a actually a badger
Granted, but he bites you and gives you TB

I wish Badger was an ameoba.
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Post by bellybelle » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:53 pm

kins83 wrote:I wish Badger was an ameoba.
Granted but can now reproduce at an unprecedented rate and now you have an army of Badgers


I wish KidLogic typed slower
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Post by badger » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:53 pm

granted but i'm an amoeba that lives in your stomach and makes you shit yourself all day at work

i wish i was really a honey badger

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Post by badger » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:54 pm

i wish it didn't both annoy me and make me happy to mess this game up

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Post by dr ddd » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:55 pm

badger wrote:i wish it didn't both annoy me and make me happy to mess this game up
so do i


















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Post by badger » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:56 pm

granted, you just did it yourself. prik

i wish ddd didn't mess this game up as much as i did

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Post by dr ddd » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:57 pm

badger wrote:granted, you just did it yourself. prik

i wish ddd didn't mess this game up as much as i did
granted now she just posts links to smurf porn


i wish i didnt have so much paperwork - ergh
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Post by datura » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:57 pm

dr ddd wrote: prk
granted, you now have a prk

i wish i had a fishzilla army
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