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dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:37 pm

XOR wrote:
dubluke wrote:
XOR wrote:
dubluke wrote:
datura wrote: unless you have a metal arm, then it's like ha, metal arm deflects vagina dentata
i have a metal arm installed just in case i one day get to touch kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom
Always pays to plan for the future, you never know just what might greet you in a pair of innocent looking Marks&Sparks panties.
a fantastic snatch?
Might snatch you hand off?

hahahahahahha

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:39 pm

dubluke wrote:i still maintain that should the situation arose (oooooooh BEHAVE) i would bang kate nash hard enough to tear her evil snatch in two

you could just take her up the shitah it'd be safer

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:39 pm

We have just officially overtook the most popular thread

*round of applause*

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:39 pm

datura wrote:
dubluke wrote:i still maintain that should the situation arose (oooooooh BEHAVE) i would bang kate nash hard enough to tear her evil snatch in two
you could just take her up the shitah it'd be safer

true but thats a very messy method

xor · Post by **xor** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:40 pm

Perhaps we should get some drinks in. I'll start with the sherry, to keep things more civilised than they've been recently.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:41 pm

ill stick with dr pepper.

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:42 pm

It's LEGO.

xor · Post by **xor** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:43 pm

Clean up the language man. Aunty Whitehouse is on the warpath.

xor · Post by **xor** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:44 pm

two oh one wrote:It's LEGO.

...twiddles thumbs...
...'sit yourself down'...
...pours drink...

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:44 pm

she looks like a california raisin

xor · Post by **xor** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:45 pm

datura wrote:she looks like a california raisin

You're fucking for it now, she's furious.

I swore! Shit.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:45 pm

datura wrote:she looks like a california raisin

Touch me down!

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:46 pm

i'll take beers that size please ^^

i'll take those three girls as well, i reserve the bedroom for tonight, cheers lads, invest in some earplugs tonight if you want any sleep tonight

xor · Post by **xor** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:47 pm

dubluke wrote:

i'll take beers that size please ^^

i'll take those three girls as well, i reserve the bedroom for tonight, cheers lads, invest in some earplugs tonight if you want any sleep tonight

Absolute filth! Come on then!!!!

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:47 pm

its too late XOR - i'm already on the way upstairs

big up my lasses

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:48 pm

its too late XOR - i'm already on the way upstairs

big up my lasses

xor · Post by **xor** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:48 pm

dubluke wrote:its too late XOR - i'm already on the way upstairs

big up my aryan lasses

Not me you've gotta answer to...it's Mary!!! Come on then Bluke!!!

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:49 pm

dubluke wrote:

i'll take beers that size please ^^

i'll take those three girls as well, i reserve the bedroom for tonight, cheers lads, invest in some earplugs tonight if you want any sleep tonight

them girls are vile
they look like homeless people from stoke on trent

heres wat u call a lady. somebody like this

xor · Post by **xor** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:49 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
dubluke wrote:

i'll take beers that size please ^^

i'll take those three girls as well, i reserve the bedroom for tonight, cheers lads, invest in some earplugs tonight if you want any sleep tonight
them girls are vile
they look like homeless people from stoke on trent

heres wat u call a lady. somebody like this

She looks like the Predator.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:51 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:
them girls are vile
they look like homeless people from stoke on trent

heres wat u call a lady. somebody like this

i disagree, the one in the middle i would probably miss out by general rule but who can refuse a foursome?

she (^^) looks like plastic and is butters

one improvement i can think of to my foursome is that i could with larging up their chests (pun intended)

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