The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[wub]

you cant be any worse than Rick Stein (celebrity chef dude)

watchin his recent program about Spain, he genuinely, on camera, went up to a bar and awkwardly asked for 'uno beero please'

COME OOOOOOON!!!! even joe bloggs knows its fucking 'POR FAVOR'

jesus.

Dos boteyas ceverza, por favor (two bottles of beer, please)

La langosta estaba buenisima (The lobster was delicious)

Payaso/Pendejo (arsehole/dickhead)

Vete al diablo (Go to hell - lit. 'go and see the devil')


That's it for my Spanish. Going to take an evening class.

[node]

Bastard landlord agent Rentahome tryin to take 70 quid off us deposit. Not havin it, they don't even know their own rules. gonna enjoy this

[magma]

Thanks guys. Chances are I'm moving over there myself at some point, but it won't be until at least next year whilst she gets her studying sorted.

Gives me chance to learn some Spanish other than swearwords, asking for beer, and telling someone the lobster was delicious

Whereabouts is she moving? Spanish is a beautiful language and Spain a beautiful country... try and make the most of it. My parents spend more and more time out there now they're retired, it's a great way of life. Long distance is difficult, but if you're both willing to make the effort it's one of the best ways to 'prove' your relationship (if you still want to see her knowing that it'll take a few hours on Easyjet to accomplish you obviously like her a lot).

When my ex moved away it became pretty obvious that weren't as bothered about each other as we'd thought... was a good thing to find out!

Head high mate.

[Sheff]

agreed, spain is beatiful and so is the language








working nights is taking its toll now, body counts well and truly offset

[wub]

Thanks guys. Chances are I'm moving over there myself at some point, but it won't be until at least next year whilst she gets her studying sorted.

Gives me chance to learn some Spanish other than swearwords, asking for beer, and telling someone the lobster was delicious

Whereabouts is she moving? Spanish is a beautiful language and Spain a beautiful country... try and make the most of it. My parents spend more and more time out there now they're retired, it's a great way of life. Long distance is difficult, but if you're both willing to make the effort it's one of the best ways to 'prove' your relationship (if you still want to see her knowing that it'll take a few hours on Easyjet to accomplish you obviously like her a lot).

When my ex moved away it became pretty obvious that weren't as bothered about each other as we'd thought... was a good thing to find out!

Head high mate.

She's half Spanish, half Irish, so is going to be moving back in with her Mum and sister in their mahoosive Madrid apartment. We've been together just over 2yrs, and tbh she's the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. Plus she's going out there to get her head down and study for some next level doctor exams until February, so it's a big career step for her.

And yeah, EJ returns in November were like £39, cheaper than getting the train to Bristol ffs.

[magma]

And yeah, EJ returns in November were like £39, cheaper than getting the train to Bristol ffs.

Fucking hell, that makes my £93 every other week to go to PLYMOUTH seem even more obscene. I'm just going to nip out and firebomb First Great Western. #twitterjoketrial

[wub]

she's the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Just realised that's the first time I've ever said that to myself. Typed it without giving it a second thought. Fuck.

[wub]

And yeah, EJ returns in November were like £39, cheaper than getting the train to Bristol ffs.

Fucking hell, that makes my £93 every other week to go to PLYMOUTH seem even more obscene. I'm just going to nip out and firebomb First Great Western. #twitterjoketrial

Conversely, I'd have to be offered at least £93 before I'd even consider going to Plymouth.

[cityzen]

I like Plymouth.

Sorry to hear about your woes, Wub. Long distance is do-able though. Don't let people tell you otherwise.

[pikeymobile]

Off to a party tonight to see people I've not seen for like 3 years, but the 3 day codeine binge plus a spoons vindaloo last night have massively taken its toll on my insides. My poos are an impossible combination of constipation and diarrhoea and I've got the worst headache and nausea ever.

WAT DO

[Neptune]

no time for a nap today. i'm gonna be so dead.

[Riddles]

All the people putting their bullshit brostep tunes in the music forum. Dunno why, but today its proper gettin on my nerves

[doonedave]

might be missing the jamie xx rizlab ting and the deep medi boiler room, because of a faimily holiday. pisssed.

[Mehlovich]

got kicked out of my appartment yesterday and we was told we had to be out on september 1st.
turns out he wants us out next week. great.... homeless and very soon without a job.

[danny_scrilla]

got kicked out of my appartment yesterday and we was told we had to be out on september 1st.
turns out he wants us out next week. great.... homeless and very soon without a job.

man that sucks...but are you sure your landlord can kick you out on such short notice? seems a bit odd. maybe you can buy yourself some time there.

[Mehlovich]

got kicked out of my appartment yesterday and we was told we had to be out on september 1st.
turns out he wants us out next week. great.... homeless and very soon without a job.

man that sucks...but are you sure your landlord can kick you out on such short notice? seems a bit odd. maybe you can buy yourself some time there.

sadly, he can. the guy who owns the place has rented it out to a girl who has rented it to us because she has gotten a new appartment.
but it turns out he has found out we are living here and she isn't and that she is now allowed to rent it to us.
we have nothing to do what so ever other than moving. And actually he wants us out on sunday... thats not gonna happen though, even if he tries to throw us out himself.
So at the moment we're trying to get him to accept that we're staying for at least a week in order to find something else to live in....

[LA_Boxers]

Not going to Ibiza tonight!

[Sheff]

met my ex tonight and i cant get over her

seems like one of them "cant live with her but cant live without her" sorta ting

put me in a proper predicament

[Phigure]

met my ex tonight and i cant get over her

seems like one of them "cant live with her but cant live without her" sorta ting

put me in a proper predicament

just imagine her pooping

always works for me

[bassrael]

met my ex tonight and i cant get over her

seems like one of them "cant live with her but cant live without her" sorta ting

put me in a proper predicament

exactly know what you talk about