The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[magma]

My girl wants me to go bald (in let's just say, a certain area) don't think she realises quite how difficult a task it is

It itches

Fucking pussy.

I think that's what he's trying to do.

[apmje]

My girl wants me to go bald (in let's just say, a certain area) don't think she realises quite how difficult a task it is

It itches

Fucking pussy.

I think that's what he's trying to do.

He's gunna find that well uncomfortable since his pube area is now going to be like sandpaper made with itchy bombs.

As for the fucking pussy, if you didn't want too...why do it? I'd tell me girlfriend to fuck off if she told me to shave anything I didn't want!

[Liam92]

My girl wants me to go bald (in let's just say, a certain area) don't think she realises quite how difficult a task it is

It itches

Fucking pussy.

I think that's what he's trying to do.

He's gunna find that well uncomfortable since his pube area is now going to be like sandpaper made with itchy bombs.

As for the fucking pussy, if you didn't want too...why do it? I'd tell me girlfriend to fuck off if she told me to shave anything I didn't want!

You are correct when you call me a pussy

[apmje]

It itches

Fucking pussy.

I think that's what he's trying to do.

He's gunna find that well uncomfortable since his pube area is now going to be like sandpaper made with itchy bombs.

As for the fucking pussy, if you didn't want too...why do it? I'd tell me girlfriend to fuck off if she told me to shave anything I didn't want!

You are correct when you call me a pussy

It'll grow back. Just don't make the same mistake bro.

[Liam92]

It'll grow back. Just don't make the same mistake bro.

I should've thought it through haha, she can fuck off, just hope it doesn't last much longer!

[apmje]

It'll grow back. Just don't make the same mistake bro.

I should've thought it through haha, she can fuck off, just hope it doesn't last much longer!

[finji]

just trim that shit first.

also, 500 pages of pissed of people, well done everyone.

exam results in two days, not really pissing me off but more scaring me..

[brettheaslewood]

got very skint in June decided to borrow £300 of wonga, been in a spiral of £300 debt every month because of it! :@
dont think im gonna get out of it till after outlook either!

[bigfootspartan]

It'll grow back. Just don't make the same mistake bro.

After the first time it only itches when you let it get long. I've been shaven for the past 3 years and don't ever get itchy unless I forget to shave it for a few days. Usually my lady reminds me before it gets that long anyways though...


Other unrelated bitching:
Trying to set up school stuff is a huge pain in the ass right now. I realized that I'm interested in trying to get into something competitive, but I only have a year to get my application ready, and up till now I've been lazy as fuck. There's other people in my class trying to get in who have been involved in every humanitarian/volunteer thing ever in the past 2 years, and all I've been doing is picking my nose. Now no one will answer my emails because they are busy with these other kids. Everyones else is too bloody keen from day one, and now lazy people like me can't find anything to do to build our CV's.

[jameshk]

My girl wants me to go bald (in let's just say, a certain area) don't think she realises quite how difficult a task it is

It itches

Plus there's the chance of slipping and cutting yourself. Trust me its some pretty intense pain. Infact I think I complained about it about a week or so ago in this very thread.

[hutyluty]

football stewards

need to get a proper job

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Girls not being straight up...

its a pain in the ass trying to read through the bullshit

[hutyluty]

Girls not being straight up...

its a pain in the ass trying to read through the bullshit

FUCK DEM BITCHES

NOT WORF YOUR TIME BRUV NAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Girls not being straight up...

its a pain in the ass trying to read through the bullshit

FUCK DEM BITCHES

NOT WORF YOUR TIME BRUV NAHHHHHHHHHHH

godamnit... but shes so hot lol

[Shum]

godamnit... but shes so hot lol

LOL

[hifi]

diarrhea

[Electric_Head]

you lot talking about shaving your ball hairs have nothing on me.
I had an angle grinder with a diamond cutting disk working away cutting some tiles.
The disk got a nick in it and the when the disk came round and hit the nick, the angle grinder shot out of my hands and hit me in the balls.
ON!!!!!

It ripped my pants apart and sliced through my undies.
Luckily though the underpants got wrapped around the grinder and stopped as the grinder started to cut into my scrotum.
So imagine the image of me standing with an angry angle grinder hanging from my undies between my legs, destroyed pants and a sliced scrotum.

Needless to say, it was pretty scary.

[oprs]

you lot talking about shaving your ball hairs have nothing on me.
I had an angle grinder with a diamond cutting disk working away cutting some tiles.
The disk got a nick in it and the when the disk came round and hit the nick, the angle grinder shot out of my hands and hit me in the balls.
ON!!!!!

It ripped my pants apart and sliced through my undies.
Luckily though the underpants got wrapped around the grinder and stopped as the grinder started to cut into my scrotum.
So imagine the image of me standing with an angry angle grinder hanging from my undies between my legs, destroyed pants and a sliced scrotum.

Needless to say, it was pretty scary.

No lie, i would have just shit my pants and passed out probably.

[LA_Boxers]

This is the 10,000 thing that has pissed somebody off.

[Electric_Head]

No lie, i would have just shit my pants and passed out probably.

I don`t think I ever got how close I was to serious injury.