Spiders

fork · Post by **fork** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:52 am

I just saw one of these at work and jumped out of my seat like a little girl. But fuck it, the thing was massive!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tegenaria_parietina

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:54 am

There is nothing that scares me more than spiders, i fucking hate them.
Even that pic made my skin crawl. I saw one the other night that could have eaten my girlfriends dog...

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:54 am

camel spider

fork · Post by **fork** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:55 am

Are those camel spiders actually real?

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:59 am

Yeah, that is two very big camel spiders but they are several inches long and leave a big nasty bite in you. They eat rats and kittens and shit

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:01 pm

What I caught the other week in my fookin' house!

firky · Post by **firky** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:19 pm

where the fuck do you live the fucking congo?

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:20 pm

Gainsborough, Lincolnshire

Ham · Post by **Ham** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:23 pm

YO!!!!!!!!!

BNANNI W T F!?!?!?!

My mates house has a shitload of big spiders in there but that one is just ... urgh.

You get it high?

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:26 pm

Ham wrote:YO!!!!!!!!!

BNANNI W T F!?!?!?!

My mates house has a shitload of big spiders in there but that one is just ... urgh.

You get it high?

Lol I get big spiders in my house all the time, but this one took the piss lol.

I actually did consider getting it high just to see what it would do, but thought best to get it out the house before my mum turned up and passed out or something.

fork · Post by **fork** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:28 pm

Ham wrote:YO!!!!!!!!!

BNANNI W T F!?!?!?!

My mates house has a shitload of big spiders in there but that one is just ... urgh.

You get it high?

Haha, i saw someone do that the other night, completely forgot about it.

tomm · Post by **tomm** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:36 pm

I can deal with spiders. When I was in Australia a few years back there was big tnuc fuckin' Huntsman bastards everywhere! Nae danger though 'cause I can handle anything on the ground.

Airborne insects are a different story.

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:39 pm

BNanni wrote:

What I caught the other week in my fookin' house!

Fuck that noise. I'd move out.

Ham · Post by **Ham** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:42 pm

Magma wrote:
BNanni wrote:

What I caught the other week in my fookin' house!
Fuck that noise. I'd move out......

....screaming.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:44 pm

Ham wrote:
Magma wrote:
BNanni wrote:

What I caught the other week in my fookin' house!
Fuck that noise. I'd move out......

....screaming.

I'm the girl here, with actual functioning female parts and you lot are worse than me!
'move out' 'screaming'? whats that all about?!
Just get a hefty newspaper and squish the fucker

ashen · Post by **ashen** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:46 pm

spider killers have no soul

what did the fellas ever do to you, eh?

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:47 pm

BNanni wrote:
Ham wrote:
Magma wrote:
BNanni wrote:

What I caught the other week in my fookin' house!
Fuck that noise. I'd move out......

....screaming.
I'm the girl here, with actual functioning female parts and you lot are worse than me!
'move out' 'screaming'? whats that all about?!
Just get a hefty newspaper and squish the fucker

It seems to be one of those unspoken truths that most men are SHIT when it comes to spiders... I can do the pint glass/coaster thing these days and I've learnt to tolerate one sitting in the corner of my ceiling (I assume it keeps away flies), but if I saw that thing scuttling around I'd call the fucking Territorial Army.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:47 pm

Sorry to quote myself but this needed to be fixed:

FAUST.DTC wrote:There is nothing that makes me squeal and prance around like a little girl more than spiders, i fucking hate them.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:50 pm

Magma wrote:
It seems to be one of those unspoken truths that most men are SHIT when it comes to spiders... I can do the pint glass/coaster thing these days and I've learnt to tolerate one sitting in the corner of my ceiling (I assume it keeps away flies), but if I saw that thing scuttling around I'd call the fucking Territorial Army.

I thought men were good with spiders

Being all macho and everything.
I thought my brother was just being a big girl when he shouted me to get hold of this spider.

I didn't kill this one though, I didn't want spider juice over the cream carpet

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:57 pm

BNanni wrote:
Magma wrote:
It seems to be one of those unspoken truths that most men are SHIT when it comes to spiders... I can do the pint glass/coaster thing these days and I've learnt to tolerate one sitting in the corner of my ceiling (I assume it keeps away flies), but if I saw that thing scuttling around I'd call the fucking Territorial Army.
I thought men were good with spiders Being all macho and everything.
I thought my brother was just being a big girl when he shouted me to get hold of this spider.

I didn't kill this one though, I didn't want spider juice over the cream carpet

It's all a big front. If you want to know how to turn the tables on misogyny, go to London Zoo and let all the critters in the insect house loose. You'll cause a male exclusion zone that covers most of London... before we know it we'd have 90% female MPs, bankers and all the bicycle couriers would have mysteriously started stopping at pedestrian crossings.

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