Twat.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:14 pm

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
TWAT.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:29 pm

Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:31 pm

it's a John Cooper Clarke poem.

subvert47 · Post by **subvert47** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:25 pm

where'd you get this from?

anyway, a couple of extra bits...

"You put the Shat in Shatter"
was originally...
"You put the tnuc in Scunthorpe"

and you're missing this verse:

"I hear your knock upon my door
I gotta get out of town
I hit the lights, I hit the floor
I turn the TV down"

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:24 am

bandshell wrote:
it's a John Cooper Clarke poem.

ever put to music?

ashen · Post by **ashen** » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:02 am

I think the albums he did with Martin Hannett are terrible.

Go and see the fucker live....and that more than likely means you'll be seeing the Fall as well, bonus!

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:11 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.

Eh?

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:31 am

Capo Ultra wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
Eh?

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:47 am

bit random

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:21 am

Capo Ultra wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
Eh?

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:48 am

I prefer Chicken Town.

the fucking cops are fucking keen

to fucking keep it fucking clean

the fucking chief's a fucking swine

who fucking draws a fucking line

at fucking fun and fucking games

the fucking kids he fucking blames

are nowehere to be fucking found

anywhere in chicken town

the fucking scene is fucking sad

the fucking news is fucking bad

the fucking weed is fucking turf

the fucking speed is fucking surf

the fucking folks are fucking daft

don't make me fucking laugh

it fucking hurts to look around

everywhere in chicken town

the fucking train is fucking late

you fucking wait you fucking wait

you're fucking lost and fucking found

stuck in fucking chicken town

the fucking view is fucking vile

for fucking miles and fucking miles

the fucking babies fucking cry

the fucking flowers fucking die

the fucking food is fucking muck

the fucking drains are fucking fucked

the colour scheme is fucking brown

everywhere in chicken town

the fucking pubs are fucking dull

the fucking clubs are fucking full

of fucking girls and fucking guys

with fucking murder in their eyes

a fucking bloke is fucking stabbed

waiting for a fucking cab

you fucking stay at fucking home

the fucking neighbors fucking moan

keep the fucking racket down

this is fucking chicken town

the fucking train is fucking late

you fucking wait you fucking wait

you're fucking lost and fucking found

stuck in fucking chicken town

the fucking pies are fucking old

the fucking chips are fucking cold

the fucking beer is fucking flat

the fucking flats have fucking rats

the fucking clocks are fucking wrong

the fucking days are fucking long

it fucking gets you fucking down

evidently chicken town

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:54 am

Wow, that was fucking beautiful...

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:58 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:Wow, that was fucking beautiful...

the artful dodger · Post by **the artful dodger** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:32 pm

Firky wrote:I prefer Chicken Town.

the fucking cops are fucking keen

to fucking keep it fucking clean

the fucking chief's a fucking swine

who fucking draws a fucking line

at fucking fun and fucking games

the fucking kids he fucking blames

are nowehere to be fucking found

anywhere in chicken town

the fucking scene is fucking sad

the fucking news is fucking bad

the fucking weed is fucking turf

the fucking speed is fucking surf

the fucking folks are fucking daft

don't make me fucking laugh

it fucking hurts to look around

everywhere in chicken town

the fucking train is fucking late

you fucking wait you fucking wait

you're fucking lost and fucking found

stuck in fucking chicken town

the fucking view is fucking vile

for fucking miles and fucking miles

the fucking babies fucking cry

the fucking flowers fucking die

the fucking food is fucking muck

the fucking drains are fucking fucked

the colour scheme is fucking brown

everywhere in chicken town

the fucking pubs are fucking dull

the fucking clubs are fucking full

of fucking girls and fucking guys

with fucking murder in their eyes

a fucking bloke is fucking stabbed

waiting for a fucking cab

you fucking stay at fucking home

the fucking neighbors fucking moan

keep the fucking racket down

this is fucking chicken town

the fucking train is fucking late

you fucking wait you fucking wait

you're fucking lost and fucking found

stuck in fucking chicken town

the fucking pies are fucking old

the fucking chips are fucking cold

the fucking beer is fucking flat

the fucking flats have fucking rats

the fucking clocks are fucking wrong

the fucking days are fucking long

it fucking gets you fucking down

evidently chicken town

Wow this reminds me of Newport so much and when i lived in London. I gues everyone in some way could relate to this.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:21 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.

would be interested to know what puts me in the same brachet as surface tension. i know im a cock but i didnt think i was that bad but im sure you know best

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:23 pm

mikey g wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
would be interested to know what puts me in the same brachet as surface tension. i know im a cock but i didnt think i was that bad but im sure you know best

Yeah I thought you were just a funny asshole.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:30 pm

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:32 pm

I'm an inadvertent twat apparently. Didn't even try

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:32 pm

mikey g wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
would be interested to know what puts me in the same brachet as surface tension. i know im a cock but i didnt think i was that bad but im sure you know best

Ok, sorry fella, your not that big of a twat, you have a long way to go before you are on his level but you have your moments.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:44 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
mikey g wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:Dont really know what those lyrics are about but based on the title id like to add Mikey G, Capo Ultra and Surface Tension... Your time.
would be interested to know what puts me in the same brachet as surface tension. i know im a cock but i didnt think i was that bad but im sure you know best
Ok, sorry fella, your not that big of a twat, you have a long way to go before you are on his level but you have your moments.

everyone has their moments - you included, but surface tension? you might have well put hitler on the bloody list.
seemed a bit random seeing as youve never spoken to me but i guess that also means you dont know how much of a sarcy tnuc i am

Twat.

Twat.

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