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The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...

Post by diss04 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:22 am

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Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...

Post by spursingham » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:34 am

"One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat and a poisoned curry plot"

Sounds like a possible title for another one of them cheesy American "comedies".


EDIT: On a separate note, how popular is curry in America?
Here in London there's an entire road with curry house after curry house.
I have about 5 curry houses, within a 10 minute walk from my house.
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Post by magma » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:03 am

Wow.

Just.... wow!
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Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...

Post by kay » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:34 am

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Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...

Post by alfie » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:31 pm

just needs a link to immigration and princess di and it would be the ultimate daily mail reader's article
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Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...

Post by Pendaz » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:35 pm

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Post by the acid never lies » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:36 pm

This is now my facebook status :lol:

A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.
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Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...

Post by bandshell » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:12 pm

hahahaha. :lol:
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Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...

Post by Pada » Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:17 pm

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Post by ketamine » Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:09 pm

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Post by NilsFG » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:17 pm

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Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...

Post by k_k » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:31 pm

what sort of idiot would put whole slug pellets ina someones curry, ya gotta grind em up first. and i too am also curious about how popular curry is in america
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Re: The greatest opening line in the history of journalism...

Post by djelements » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:54 pm

Curry isn't really that popular in the USA, a fact which bums me out.
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