I Couldn't Take Shrooms With The Spice Girls

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:48 pm

BABY- I'd be convinced I was in a playschool, I'd be forced to ransack my own chest of drawers for some potatos to put paint on

SCARY- I'd think she was a shrub and try to jump into her head. If I wasn't covered in cuts afterwards I'd kick the shrub until it stopped moving.

POSH- I would try to upturn her tits and pour cognac in them but they'd just tear off and I'd be covered in blue blood

SPORTY- I'd wonder why this bloke had long hair and saggy nipples and probably try and pull her cock off with a pair of pliers

GINGER- She's a ginger, that's enough.

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:59 pm

Corpsey wrote: GINGER- She's a ginger, that's enough.

As much as I am abhorred by these "people", it pains me to see you with so much hate for you're own kind. Be proud of yourself, denial will eat away at your very being.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:07 pm

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:00 pm

Corpsey wrote:
SCARY- I'd think she was a shrub and try to jump into her head. If I wasn't covered in cuts afterwards I'd kick the shrub until it stopped moving.

I think you'd be safer there.I hear that's not where her "real" thorny thicket is....

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:43 am

Jubscarz wrote:
Corpsey wrote: GINGER- She's a ginger, that's enough.
As much as I am abhorred by these "people", it pains me to see you with so much hate for you're own kind. Be proud of yourself, denial will eat away at your very being.

Mind you I think some Ginger on Ginger violence might be the penultimate solution for these wierd pigmentally challenged freaks.

I do apologise to any wierd, pigmentally challenged freaks that might be reading this and have been caused offense by my words but then you could cover up a bit couldn't you. Freckles are not cute

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:14 pm

Why don't you all do something with your lives. Like end them.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:18 pm

I love ginger mingers.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:04 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:Why don't you all do something with your lives. Like end them.

Lives? Whut?

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:19 pm

Shonky wrote:
metalboxproducts wrote:Why don't you all do something with your lives. Like end them.
Lives? Whut?

Init blud!

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:11 pm

I wouldn't be able to take shrooms with the Spice Girls....

Because they're the Spice Girls.

I would, however, be able to take one of their Zig-ah-zig-ahs, cut it down the side take the tobacco out, fill it with bubblegum skunk (to go with their bubblegum pop) and choke on it till I didn't care.

signus · Post by **signus** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:05 pm

Corpsey wrote: SPORTY- I'd wonder why this bloke had long hair and saggy nipples and probably try and pull her cock off with a pair of pliers

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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