the Black Metal appreciation thread

[tomm]

nerdy, pasty faced church burners & vocal christ haters unite! >:[

I'm a big fan of Black Metal 'cause it's like the pantomime of heavy music. Everything about it is hilarious. As much as I love it you have to take it all with a pinch of salt. So are there any other fans?







We're doing a Black Metal special on our show tonight at midnight. Tune in for some comical banter and grym kvlt tunes.

[johnkimble]

FUCK YEAH BLACK METAL

Darkthrone + Mayhem = FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH KVLT SPECIAL

[kingldub]

I used to be heavy into Black Metal back in the day. Still listen to a little bit now and then. I was never into the whole 'hail satan' side of Black Metal though I must say, I much prefer the ambient/atmospheric side of things. A Forest of Stars is the most recent example I can think of.


The scene itself can go fuck off though, you thought DSF was full of chin strokers.

[tomm]

aye man that A Forest Of Stars album was a peach. really enjoyed that one.

i've definitely drifted away from metal in general over the past couple of years but one band in particular has stayed in constant rotation: Paysage D'Hiver

[kingldub]

aye man that A Forest Of Stars album was a peach. really enjoyed that one.

i've definitely drifted away from metal in general over the past couple of years but one band in particular has stayed in constant rotation: Paysage D'Hiver

Yeah man, they still make it onto the ipod once in a while, done some really nice ambient stuff. Couple more bands:
Abruptum
Urfaust
Haine Noire
Forest Silence

[kentnz]

I like a couple of Darkthrone and Deathcult songs but I prefer Black Doom Rock.

http://www.myspace.com/creepingcrew

[capo ultra]

dark Tribe

[alexchuck]

black metal ist krieg!

used to be my favorite music back in high school: from the seminal Hellhammer - Apocalyptic Raids to all the mainstream stuff like Cradle/Dimmu

[godflesh fiend]

I LOVE IT!

I mean the music is crappy but it's the funniest thing since Bill Hicks!

I'm always down with new Black Metal threads!

Black Metal commentary courtesy of Black Metal professor JW.....


This looks more like a Limp Bizkit pose. Yo yo yo wassssuppp!!!! Bizkit in the house rockin' da mike fo Satan, n****z!!!

JW


Dudes, wait up!!!! Mom says I can't go out burning churches until I finish my Geometry homework. a squared + b squared = c squared!!!!! HAIL SATAN!!!

JW


Don't worry my leathery friends, you always have skills to fall back on if your band doesn't make it . . . .

JW


FAT BASTARD joins the band . . .

JW


There's a difference between "corpse paint" and "fingerpaint", I believe. Next time try shopping at Hot-Topic instead of Michael's, asswipe!!!!

JW


This is why you shouldn't let your Hippie mom put on your make-up. You look like a fairy-dork, lady!!!
PS: No one has the guts to tell her she looks like an idiot because she is the only chick at the show and everyone will be kissing her ass.

JW


They might have capes, but I guarantee you none of them can fly. . .
I think the guy in the top hat does a magic show as a warm up act before show.

JW


Dude, Shagrath, have a protein shake or something. You might be scary if you put a little meat on your bones.
And again, do I need to point out the obvious that all those bullets are useless unless someone finally gets a gun?

JW


This one is fast becoming a personal favorite.
Its like Satanic, All-American, and hilarious, all at the same time.

JW


You idiots!!!!! You're not supposed to smile!!!! It's very un-blackmetal!!!

JW


Whoa!!!! Do you guys work out? You're HUUUUGE!!!!!

JW


This is why I never go camping with other dudes . . .

JW


Nice wallpaper, Impaler. What are you, 8 years old?

JW


When England needs more land, they just send out Bal-Sagoth to stick flags in the ground. It's cheaper than fighting wars.

JW

[kingldub]

black metal ist krieg!

used to be my favorite music back in high school: from the seminal Hellhammer - Apocalyptic Raids to all the mainstream stuff like Cradle/Dimmu

Hellhammer FTW!!! Amazing band and drummer. Frost is the only other drummer to come close in my opinion.

[kp mike]

CROWBAR!!

[kingldub]

CROWBAR!!

I hate to be the guy that corrects people over the internet but they're really more Sludge Metal. Enjoyable enough band though, saw them live a few years back in 2005 when I was over in the states.............You know what? I just saw what you did there.

[ghosthack]

I listened a lot black metal a few years ago. Actually one of my favorites was Burzum, also his 2 latest ambient albums were pretty interesting, although he has a strange ideology.

[kingldub]

I listened a lot black metal a few years ago. Actually one of my favorites was Burzum, also his 2 latest ambient albums were pretty interesting, although he has a strange ideology.

I'm actually pretty curious regarding his latest offering.

[tomm]

aye, new Burzum is going to be incredible. i'm very excited. has everyone seen the shite he's been saying on burzum.org? he's such a dafty

[kingldub]

The problem is that my remarks aren't really homophobic. What I do is simply point at the obvious facts; some black metallers dress, walk, talk, look and act like stereotypical homosexuals. Both the black metallers in question and the stereotypical homosexuals obviously buy their clothes, their make-up and jewellery from the same "laces & leather" shops. They wear the same clothes, the same make-up and the same jewellery. So they do dress and look like the stereotypical homosexual. End of discussion.

Oh Varg.

[dimok3f]

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[/img]...The Darker the better....

[steppo]

more partial to death metal but i do like nifelheim and emperor

[tomm]

death metal is cool too. there's been a lot of cool shit this year and last year. proper old school sound revival with the likes of Dead Congregation, Teitanblood, Funebrarum, Putrevore, Vorum etc

[kingldub]

Now when it comes to Death Metal I just can't stand this whole 'Gore Metal' shit. If you're into then it's all good but there's only so many songs about being raped by zombies and coat hanger abortions that you can hear.