IM SO SICK OF FAKE ASS DIGITAL DJS!!!!
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IM SO SICK OF FAKE ASS DIGITAL DJS!!!!
there seems to be a trend of talentless people sitting there hitting buttons on a freaking apc40 and calling themselves djs. THEY ARE NOT DJS! instead i would call them posers.
i am personally holding the opinion that there should be producers and there should be djs. what happens when a producer has to dj or the other way around is you get a half assed product. im not saying that everyone that djs cant make a track or the producers can spin but to really be at the top of your game in either you dont have time for the other.
with that being said all of these jackasses that sit there and line up their tracks in ableton then hit the button to trigger the song ( and mind you they dont even have to hit the fucking buttons in time ) need to step down and let the big boys do the work on the decks. for fucks sake a retarded monkey can sit there and hit buttons.....
i am personally holding the opinion that there should be producers and there should be djs. what happens when a producer has to dj or the other way around is you get a half assed product. im not saying that everyone that djs cant make a track or the producers can spin but to really be at the top of your game in either you dont have time for the other.
with that being said all of these jackasses that sit there and line up their tracks in ableton then hit the button to trigger the song ( and mind you they dont even have to hit the fucking buttons in time ) need to step down and let the big boys do the work on the decks. for fucks sake a retarded monkey can sit there and hit buttons.....
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Re: IM SO SICK OF FAKE ASS DIGITAL DJS!!!!
Pitiful troll attempt.djekim wrote:there seems to be a trend of talentless people sitting there hitting buttons on a freaking apc40 and calling themselves djs. THEY ARE NOT DJS! instead i would call them posers.
i am personally holding the opinion that there should be producers and there should be djs. what happens when a producer has to dj or the other way around is you get a half assed product. im not saying that everyone that djs cant make a track or the producers can spin but to really be at the top of your game in either you dont have time for the other.
with that being said all of these jackasses that sit there and line up their tracks in ableton then hit the button to trigger the song ( and mind you they dont even have to hit the fucking buttons in time ) need to step down and let the big boys do the work on the decks. for fucks sake a retarded monkey can sit there and hit buttons.....
It doesn't matter what medium, as long as the music is good.
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djelements wrote:Pitiful troll attempt.djekim wrote:there seems to be a trend of talentless people sitting there hitting buttons on a freaking apc40 and calling themselves djs. THEY ARE NOT DJS! instead i would call them posers.
i am personally holding the opinion that there should be producers and there should be djs. what happens when a producer has to dj or the other way around is you get a half assed product. im not saying that everyone that djs cant make a track or the producers can spin but to really be at the top of your game in either you dont have time for the other.
with that being said all of these jackasses that sit there and line up their tracks in ableton then hit the button to trigger the song ( and mind you they dont even have to hit the fucking buttons in time ) need to step down and let the big boys do the work on the decks. for fucks sake a retarded monkey can sit there and hit buttons.....
It doesn't matter what medium, as long as the music is good.
whatever you need to tell yourself so that you feel better when you hit that pad...
as far as medium id like to see you get the sound digitally like i get analog. you will never get that sound as hard as you try. you may come close but you wont get a cigar.
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hey man
listen to my sound of gemini mix and tell me you could do that on decks
listen to my sound of gemini mix and tell me you could do that on decks
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sidenote: just because i dont post every day 3million times a day does not mean that im never checking out this forum.
i honestly dont even log in most of the time
thats just how i roll 
i honestly dont even log in most of the time


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Re: IM SO SICK OF FAKE ASS DIGITAL DJS!!!!
people that laptop dj/mix should use it to it's fullest potential basically
if theyre just mixing on drops using ableton track after track with no interesting jiggery pokery happening then they lack imagination
you cant achieve as much with decks as you can with ableton
if theyre just mixing on drops using ableton track after track with no interesting jiggery pokery happening then they lack imagination
you cant achieve as much with decks as you can with ableton
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Re: IM SO SICK OF FAKE ASS DIGITAL DJS!!!!
Well, it actually does since you can't even see SNH without logging in.djekim wrote:sidenote: just because i dont post every day 3million times a day does not mean that im never checking out this forum.
i honestly dont even log in most of the timethats just how i roll
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Re: IM SO SICK OF FAKE ASS DIGITAL DJS!!!!
I pretty much only care about the sound that comes out of the speakers. Would you prefer they all played "proper" instruments too? All these synths must make your blood boil, you fucking Luddite.
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Pistonsbeneath wrote:hey man
listen to my sound of gemini mix and tell me you could do that on decks
i know i could with serato and the maschine (or however they spell it)
at least its not just button pressing... you actually have to do everything in time
now dont get me wrong. to make mixset in your studio like that is fine but id suggest doing that all the old fashioned way. when you go out live and do that you are missing an element that goes with the live show.
i have a buddy that is doing all of that shit with digital tracks and serato and hes getting my respect but i still havent seen anyone do what this kid is doing. here is a live sample of his shit
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collige wrote:Well, it actually does since you can't even see SNH without logging in.djekim wrote:sidenote: just because i dont post every day 3million times a day does not mean that im never checking out this forum.
i honestly dont even log in most of the timethats just how i roll
that was a really good try to make yourself look smart but i dont have the net at my house so i use other peoples computers. they are logged in

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i wanna make myself look smart too, here's one attempt:
are you cool with fake ass vinyl dj's?
are you cool with fake ass vinyl dj's?

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Re: IM SO SICK OF FAKE ASS DIGITAL DJS!!!!
i gotta disagree strongly here, don't blame the equipment but the people, i've seen half arsed vinyl dj's too, you gotta include selection, timing, musicality rhythm, which basically is the same whether you use a laptop or vinyl or whatever.
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Yup, it's all about the journey you provide to the listener at the end of the day. If I wanted to see turntablism, I'd follow DJ Shadow round the world.z.u.bee wrote:i gotta disagree strongly here, don't blame the equipment but the people, i've seen half arsed vinyl dj's too, you gotta include selection, timing, musicality rhythm, which basically is the same whether you use a laptop or vinyl or whatever.
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Exactly. Whilst I can't fucking stand the dickheads who sit behind Virtual DJ lining up tracks, pressing 'sync' and then letting them roll, every so often you find DJs who use it because they can do things on it that you can't do with decks.Pistonsbeneath wrote:people that laptop dj/mix should use it to it's fullest potential basically
if theyre just mixing on drops using ableton track after track with no interesting jiggery pokery happening then they lack imagination
you cant achieve as much with decks as you can with ableton
Still, fuck the stnuc who sit on iTunes clicking shit and then go "yo bruv, did you see me DJ that party, it was so cash!"
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Word. Anyone saying otherwise is a moron or doesn't know anything about ableton.Pistonsbeneath wrote:people that laptop dj/mix should use it to it's fullest potential basically
if theyre just mixing on drops using ableton track after track with no interesting jiggery pokery happening then they lack imagination
you cant achieve as much with decks as you can with ableton
Ableton offers waayyy more possibilities. Thing is, if I'm listening to someone mixing live with Ableton, I'm expecting him to use these possibilities.
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Yeah, if you've ever heard a Yong set, you know EXACTLY what that sync button is capable of.hayze99 wrote:Exactly. Whilst I can't fucking stand the dickheads who sit behind Virtual DJ lining up tracks, pressing 'sync' and then letting them roll, every so often you find DJs who use it because they can do things on it that you can't do with decks.Pistonsbeneath wrote:people that laptop dj/mix should use it to it's fullest potential basically
if theyre just mixing on drops using ableton track after track with no interesting jiggery pokery happening then they lack imagination
you cant achieve as much with decks as you can with ableton
Still, fuck the stnuc who sit on iTunes clicking shit and then go "yo bruv, did you see me DJ that party, it was so cash!"
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Re: IM SO SICK OF FAKE ASS DIGITAL DJS!!!!
lol, fact is that you can do more diverse and glitchy stuff with ableton and such. BUUUUUUUt if you ask me, the real true art still is 2 technies and bag full of lovely vinyl and somebody with mad skills.Pistonsbeneath wrote:hey man
listen to my sound of gemini mix and tell me you could do that on decks
I say this thread has a good point!
But, if you have like good producers, that start dj'ing, that's just because they won't make any money with the tunes. Because we live in a world where everybody is too damn selfish to give a bit of money to good music.. So yeah, basicly, having to hear shitty dj's like piston who like to play the badman with ableton and CD's is our own fault

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Re: IM SO SICK OF FAKE ASS DIGITAL DJS!!!!
djs who fear technology, spinning a genre made all using that same technology make me lol
go mix some cassettes
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what about what fly lo did? that's button pressing and button pressing in time to trigger the drums.
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