If I fail all my classes again this quarter...

[djelements]

I'm going to kill myself.

Any suggestions on how to do it quickly and with minimal pain?

[hurlingdervish]

get a gun

shoot gun in the air where people can hear it so they call the police

now you have to shoot yourself or get arrested and sensationalized by the media.

choose wisely.

[djelements]

get a gun

shoot gun in the air where people can hear it so they call the police

now you have to shoot yourself or get arrested and sensationalized by the media.

choose wisely.

I like this.

The only other option I've come up with is to hang myself from the bridge that goes between two of the dorm buildings.

[Coppola]

[djelements]

See it's funny because people probably think it's a joke.
I'm tired of feeling like a failure. If anybody can come up with something besides the usual "everybody loves you and they'd miss you " bullshit, I'll reconsider.

Again, this is only if I fail all my classes again this quarter.

[abelard]

"everybody loves you and they'd miss you

[defekt]

Because if you fail your classes you can do something else, there's always somewhere to go in life, you can't escape negativity unfortunately as the world is a melting pot, but if you do good for others you will feel more fulfilled, and it certainly comes back round, like karma. The other day I gave a homeless man a pound I had in my pocket, that night when I had to get the bus home I was a pound short, and one of the two people on that bus gave me a pound to get home. I'm fully aware that this could be a joke or not as serious as it seems coming from you, but I thought I'd reply with a serious message just in case. Suicide isn't worth it, fuck knows what happens when you die, it could be amazing, but it would be much better experiencing the rest of life than ending it now to find out if you're worm food or not. Although the work probably seems pretty daunting, you should really just do it, so as not to let yourself down.

[djelements]

Because if you fail your classes you can do something else, there's always somewhere to go in life, you can't escape negativity unfortunately as the world is a melting pot, but if you do good for others you will feel more fulfilled, and it certainly comes back round, like karma. The other day I gave a homeless man a pound I had in my pocket, that night when I had to get the bus home I was a pound short, and one of the two people on that bus gave me a pound to get home. I'm fully aware that this could be a joke or not as serious as it seems coming from you, but I thought I'd reply with a serious message just in case. Suicide isn't worth it, fuck knows what happens when you die, it could be amazing, but it would be much better experiencing the rest of life than ending it now to find out if you're worm food or not. Although the work probably seems pretty daunting, you should really just do it, so as not to let yourself down.

I've got no actual life skills. Fuck you want me to do, be a homeless man, so karma can help people that give enough of a fuck to give me like three bucks?

[defekt]

Because if you fail your classes you can do something else, there's always somewhere to go in life, you can't escape negativity unfortunately as the world is a melting pot, but if you do good for others you will feel more fulfilled, and it certainly comes back round, like karma. The other day I gave a homeless man a pound I had in my pocket, that night when I had to get the bus home I was a pound short, and one of the two people on that bus gave me a pound to get home. I'm fully aware that this could be a joke or not as serious as it seems coming from you, but I thought I'd reply with a serious message just in case. Suicide isn't worth it, fuck knows what happens when you die, it could be amazing, but it would be much better experiencing the rest of life than ending it now to find out if you're worm food or not. Although the work probably seems pretty daunting, you should really just do it, so as not to let yourself down.

I've got no actual life skills. Fuck you want me to do, be a homeless man, so karma can help people that give enough of a fuck to give me like three bucks?

I doubt you'll ever be homeless, and if you do end up homeless there's always gotta be a way out of it somehow. Stop worrying and do some work you fanny.

[inkognito]

See it's funny because people probably think it's a joke.
I'm tired of feeling like a failure. If anybody can come up with something besides the usual "everybody loves you and they'd miss you " bullshit, I'll reconsider.

Again, this is only if I fail all my classes again this quarter.

Dude.. It's not worth it to kill yourself because of failing in ur classes.. There are people who's in a way worse situations in their life then u.. Just give it a shot. Life isn't just about school, but if u fail, just try again and again and again. Do it again and do it right.

[djelements]

but if u fail, just try again and again and again

That's a little fucking expensive.

[inkognito]

but if u fail, just try again and again and again

That's a little fucking expensive.

Well, it's still not worth it to kill yourself. Isn't there anything in ur life that gives u happyness? Any hobby? Try to expand and be more creative with ur hobbies, maybe it will one day serve u well

[therapist]

Become a christian.

[belb]

hmmm

you might want to bear in mind that killing yourself is an incredibly selfish act, and to do it over school or qualifications or whatever is fucking ridiculous. but er, yeah, your choice

[WatchYourStep]

I see no changes.
Wake up in the morning and I ask myself
Is life worth living, should I blast myself?

I wish I had all the answers, dude. You wouldn't seriously end it all because you couldn't succeed at school, would you?

[alien pimp]

i think you'd feel much better if you'd stare at a different avatar every time you post here, psychologically it's gotta be harmful that one

[Blue Patterns]

get into something more interesting.

I feel like I wasted my time in university, however nothing truly is wasted. By going to university I figured out that doing radio is the only thing I find interesting....therefore come fall I should be enrolled in some radio broadcasting program. I know there I'll be doing extremely well instead of taking womp womp courses here and doing poorly in them/failing.

one might say "you don't need to go to school to learn how to be in radio". I say fuck off.

you say "classes" but are you in university or what?

...........are you in high school?

[magma]

Legends kill themselves at 27. You've got a few years of slugging it out in the longview before you can explode into genius and blow your brains across the bathroom mirror just as everyone starts to tell you you're great.

Or you could just cigarette out.

[hurlingdervish]

hmmm

you might want to bear in mind that killing yourself is an incredibly selfish act

ive always had a problem with that accusation. i find it more harmful than helpful.
not to support suicide in any way, at all, but its extremely selfish to think you have a right to someone elses' existence...

look at it this way elementos

stick around in life, see what happens eh?

whats the worst that could happen? you seem to be ok with the "worst" that could happen already, so considering how many people are afraid of that very thing and you are willing to do that why not be willing to get some sort of life in line?

dont let fear of god or other people guide your decision to live, live because you want to go out again, see another movie, meet some more people, etc etc. the more you think of all the things that just give you simple pleasures the harder it is to actually follow through with any rash action.

[BaronVon]

If you fail - get a shit job for a year, save all your money and go see the world. A whole breadth of opportunities and experiences await you.