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Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by elibomyekip » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:07 pm

INCREDIBLY NSFW, hopefully this doesn't get me banned again, but yeah. This is the most awkward thing I've ever seen.
I sort of feel bad for him, but then again, I lost my virginity to a total slut with no tits and a smelly minge, so fuck him.

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Post by faust.dtc » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:09 pm

I think I may have seen this but Im at work so too scared to check. Im so tempted to do it though :? Does the dude cum in seconds?

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Post by Firkles » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:11 pm

I am not clicking on it but is this from the documentary that was on channel 4 a few years back?

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by elibomyekip » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:14 pm

faust.dtc wrote:I think I may have seen this but Im at work so too scared to check. Im so tempted to do it though :? Does the dude cum in seconds?
He cums once from a blowjob after a few touches, once from sex.

@Firky, nah, he won a contest on a porn site or someshit so got a chance to fuck some mungy porn star. He really goes to town with the foot licking.

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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by DRTY » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:15 pm

lol, think i've seen this before actually.

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Post by Dead Rats » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:15 pm

Meh, my first time was with someone who'd put a pornstar to shame with the amount of blokes she'd done.

Nothing special imo.
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Post by faust.dtc » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:18 pm

Dead Rats wrote:Meh, my first time was with someone who'd put a pornstar to shame with the amount of blokes she'd done.

Nothing special imo.
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Post by Dead Rats » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:47 pm

Yeah, I see a trend developing here. Soon enough you're going to be running off and telling the Romans of my whereabouts.
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Post by Neurotik » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:49 pm

Wow, this is awkward alright and i'm only at the start :lol:. 6:01 - 6:02, her face change says it all!
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Re: Guy loses his virginity to a porn star

Post by tr0tsky » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:54 pm

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I OPENED THIS AT WORK AND MY COLLEAGUE SAW.


He just gave me the filthiest look.



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Post by collige » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:56 pm

tr0tsky wrote:Note to self: when something is labelled as 'incredibly NSFW' don't open it at work.
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Post by missedthebus » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:20 pm

:lol: Im going to follow the advice and not open this at work.... maybe later :wink:

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Post by tr0tsky » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:42 pm

It wasn't just the video, there were also fucking loads of cocks and poonies on the page.

I think there was even a gif of an expanding cock.


Jesus christ.
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Post by magma » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:44 pm

You really are a prize twat, Sham.
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Post by faust.dtc » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:48 pm

tr0tsky wrote:I think there was even a gif of an expanding cock.
Yep, I saw that...I couldnt wait any longer and opened it at work and that literally popped out of the page at me.

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Post by tr0tsky » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:06 pm

magma wrote:You really are a prize twat, Sham.
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Post by rbnc » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:14 pm

Loving his technique.
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Post by Wolverine » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:30 pm

at college but really really tempted to click !!! :lol:
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Post by Lichee » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:35 pm

tr0tsky wrote:I think there was even a gif of an expanding cock.
haha

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Post by BNanni » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:36 pm

magma wrote:You really are a prize twat, Sham.
:lol: :lol:

This was possibly one of THE most awkward things ever.
And the toe licking made me cringe quite alot :(
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