What's the best phone you've ever nicked?

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:46 pm

Paul Updat wrote:

Awww, C'mon! Everybody who listens to Grime and enjoys the guns 'n' gangstas atmosphere has stolen at least 3 mobile phones and happy slapped at least 2 OAPS.

FACT.

paul updat · Post by **paul updat** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:07 am

You are a proper dickhead aren't you.

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:26 am

no ones getting their hands on my mobile

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:27 am

Crash Fistfight wrote:

no ones getting their hands on my mobile

Fancy!

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:31 am

Paul Updat wrote:You are a proper dickhead aren't you.

I think you take yourself way too seriously. I've been looking at some of your posts and they're either very sixth form history student serious, verbal rimming, or they're some kind of weird nonsense like this http://dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=13162

Now, go have a wank and get over yourself.

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:38 am

two oh one wrote: Fancy!

Have to keep with the times, but the trick is to look good while doing it.

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:46 am

Crash Fistfight wrote:
two oh one wrote: Fancy!
Have to keep with the times, but the trick is to look good while doing it.

It's classy and classic. The perfect mobile phone for the modern gent.

crash fistfight · Post by **crash fistfight** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:58 am

two oh one wrote:It's classy and classic. The perfect mobile phone for the modern gent.

For the socialite man with business to take care of.

Sometimes though you have to go hands free

paul updat · Post by **paul updat** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:30 am

two oh one wrote:
Paul Updat wrote:You are a proper dickhead aren't you.
I think you take yourself way too seriously. I've been looking at some of your posts and they're either very sixth form history student serious, verbal rimming, or they're some kind of weird nonsense like this http://dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=13162

Now, go have a wank and get over yourself.

Yep, thought so, DICKHEAD. WASTEMAN.

Clearly, someone has far too much time on their hands to be searching through someone else's posts. That creeps me out a bit to be honest. I bet you've got really thick glasses and stand by the school gates at 3 o'clock everyday. The topic you are referring to is quite straight forward isn't it? Do any of the forum producers rate the music they produce as I reckon a lot of it is wank. Sixth form serious? WTF. Just cos I tell things as I see them and don't post every comment I make with a gay little wink or really cool sarcastic remark like you, that makes me serious yeah.

Did you not think that by posting this topic you might actually offend or piss some people off? If you're gonna chat shit and create stupid threads, fuck off to off-topic bruv.

Oh, and it's not cool to laugh at your own jokes mate, hilarious as you are, it just isn't cool.

Now I'm off to shott crack to some school kids, mug a granny, hotwire a car and shank a bus driver, coz i iz well a badmon yoot innit blud seen.

diablo · Post by **diablo** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:57 am

I've not knicked any phones,but seeing as I really liked "Cannot Dream", I will glady knick your laptop.

Please post your photo so I know who to look for!!

Best Wishes ,
Diablo

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:39 am

Paul Updat wrote:
two oh one wrote:
Paul Updat wrote:You are a proper dickhead aren't you.
I think you take yourself way too seriously. I've been looking at some of your posts and they're either very sixth form history student serious, verbal rimming, or they're some kind of weird nonsense like this http://dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=13162

Now, go have a wank and get over yourself.

Yep, thought so, DICKHEAD. WASTEMAN.

Clearly, someone has far too much time on their hands to be searching through someone else's posts. That creeps me out a bit to be honest. I bet you've got really thick glasses and stand by the school gates at 3 o'clock everyday. The topic you are referring to is quite straight forward isn't it? Do any of the forum producers rate the music they produce as I reckon a lot of it is wank. Sixth form serious? WTF. Just cos I tell things as I see them and don't post every comment I make with a gay little wink or really cool sarcastic remark like you, that makes me serious yeah.

Did you not think that by posting this topic you might actually offend or piss some people off? If you're gonna chat shit and create stupid threads, fuck off to off-topic bruv.

Oh, and it's not cool to laugh at your own jokes mate, hilarious as you are, it just isn't cool.

Now I'm off to shott crack to some school kids, mug a granny, hotwire a car and shank a bus driver, coz i iz well a badmon yoot innit blud seen.

The very first post on this board was like some bespectacled, bearded stresscase. Chill, spino, chill.

Go and paint your nails, you daft bint.

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:40 am

Diablo wrote:I've not knicked any phones,but seeing as I really liked "Cannot Dream", I will glady knick your laptop.

Please post your photo so I know who to look for!!

Best Wishes ,
Diablo

Oh, you can't miss me. I'll bring the laptop up to ya.

Cheers for liking.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:45 am

I think i wee'd a little when i read the title of this thread.

Honest to God, hardest ive laughed in a long time.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:08 pm

the grime forum off to a good start i c!!!!

farrah · Post by **farrah** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:07 pm

two oh one, you give me joke!

best phone ive nicked was nothin too flashy, jus a 3210. the poor granny didnt know what hit her.

-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:26 pm

-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:26 pm

...ok thats the second best

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