whats the worst thing to split??

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:50 am

i once split a burger king with Barry bulsarah

(hes on it from early)

i tried to split 2 incredibly feisty midgets up when they were having a tear up, ferocious beasts that they are, the most successful method involved hot soapy water, a sprig of mint and some split pins.

(sarge with mr.poopleheim)
Hamsters are quite easy to split, can i reccommend wrapping them in gaffer tape first.
terrible mess.

elgato · Post by **elgato** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:58 am

hairs can get a bit tedious

and olives, i would rarely be up for splitting olives

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:12 pm

Your nutsack

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:39 pm

when you go halves on an 8f, and your m8 says, yea cum round and bun it weel have a mix!!!.........

get their, start mixing................

...........his bird turns up and uve got 2 go..........

......."split the munk dea"

"what why?"

"cause georgia is here"

"so?"

"so, u know she dont like the music too loud and plus you know she comes round around this time everyday"

"......its your house"

"..........."

"...just split the munk dea"

(whispers) "take these shackles off of my feet....."

"what?!"

"nothing"

"...(whispers)under the thumb tnuc"

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:49 pm

deamonds wrote:when you go halves on an 8f, and your m8 says, yea muc round and bun it weel have a mix!!!.........

get their, start mixing................

...........his bird turns up and uve got 2 go..........

......."split the munk dea"

"what why?"

"cause georgia is here"

"so?"

"so, u know she dont like the music too loud and plus you know she comes round around this time everyday"

"......its your house"

"..........."

"...just split the munk dea"

(whispers) "take these shackles off of my feet....."

"what?!"

"nothing"

"...(whispers)under the thumb tnuc"

ahh , the timeless muff before munk n mates quandry..

this country, its going to the dogs ya know.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:51 pm

poax wrote:
deamonds wrote:when you go halves on an 8f, and your m8 says, yea muc round and bun it weel have a mix!!!.........

get their, start mixing................

...........his bird turns up and uve got 2 go..........

......."split the munk dea"

"what why?"

"cause georgia is here"

"so?"

"so, u know she dont like the music too loud and plus you know she comes round around this time everyday"

"......its your house"

"..........."

"...just split the munk dea"

(whispers) "take these shackles off of my feet....."

"what?!"

"nothing"

"...(whispers)under the thumb tnuc"
ahh , the timeless muff before munk n mates quandry..

this country, its going to the dogs ya know.

i know it sounds like ive got issues, but dont you think that is a bit muggish, seriously poax, this geezer is 1 of my best m8s, wait WAIT

..

SORRY THERE INCEPRABLE

this geezer AND HIS BIRD is one of my best m8s, and i hate him.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:51 pm

Your sides at a funeral for victims of a terrorist atrocity, probably.

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:53 pm

i know it sounds like ive got issues, but dont you think that is a bit muggish, seriously poax, this geezer is 1 of my best m8s, wait WAIT

..

SORRY THERE INCEPRABLE

this geezer AND HIS BIRD is one of my best m8s, and i hate him.[/quote]

i feel your pain brother.

split his wig.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:02 pm

Corpsey wrote:Your sides at a funeral for victims of a terrorist atrocity, probably.

lol big up corpsey, that probably is the worst thing to split

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:13 pm

i once got involved with this really kinky bird , she asked me to do something kinky, so i blindfolded her, shat in her handbag and then split....

j_j · Post by **j_j** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:26 pm

^ shudda dropped the angry pirate on that bitch..come in her eye n stamp on her foot.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:26 pm

poax wrote:i once got involved with this really kinky bird , she asked me to do something kinky, so i blindfolded her, shat in her handbag and then split....

the important thing is that u made like a banana before hand......you better have

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:33 pm

the most fun thing to split??

its possible...

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:34 pm

Poax.

Less drugs.

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:36 pm

dunno what you mean

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:51 pm

J_J wrote:^ shudda dropped the angry pirate on that bitch..come in her eye n stamp on her foot.

Who said romance was dead???

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:17 pm

romance is dead shonkle.

look.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:07 pm

Not to mention

POUR OUT A LITTLE LIQUOR FO' ME

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:07 pm

Two atoms are talking:

"Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

A string walks into a bar and gets thrown straight back out by the barman

His friend then follows him in, "didnt u just see what happened to your friend"

"No" he replyed, "Im a freyd Knot"

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:08 pm

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar and the barman says "Oi, is this some sort of a joke?"

Arf

whats the worst thing to split??

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