Last day of school... I need inspiration!

[-dubson-]

Ok, so on friday its my last day at school... EVER.

Oh course this means doing something a bit off the hook, been trying to come up with some ideas but me and my mates havent got anything sorted yet! We are thinking or buying a huge amount of bouncy balls, that could be pretty funny. Maybe set some Crickets loose.

Anyways what did any of you lot get up to on your last day? Got any ideas for me?

[gwa]

didnt go in

[DZA]

Alcohol
Eggs
Flour
Fire works

[particle-jim]

i got high as fuck and ripped the piss out of all of my teachers then someone else set off the fire alarm then we left early and got drunk and had a massive fight/bundle in the park...

[dubfama]

take a fat shit on your teachers desk

[honey-d]

I remember my graduation night was just rolling from party to party watching them all get rolled by the po po.


Then we ended up just going to Venice Beach and smoking and drinking the next day, that part was way more fun than the parties anyway.



EDIT: Nevermind, just poop on your teachers desk.

[kay]

Superglue shut every single classroom door?

I could be wrong, but was there a similar thread full of ideas for this sometime last year?

[firky]

we threw eggs and flour at the teachers driving home, rock n roll.

[HamCrescendo]

We took down a whole wall brick by brick over the last week. We found a maths book from 1970-something with swastikas drawn all over it in the hollow between it and the wall behind it.

izan mathematician time capsule.

[firky]

do it american style, shoot every mother fucker in there.

[ST100]

dunno what to suggest, but...

my friend is going to buy about 100/200 alarm clocks, set them for a certain time during the school day, and go upstairs with the janitors elevator, and put them all on top of the Styrofoam panels on the ceiling in different hallways.

[cooch]

Random shitting, excessive alcohol & getting high = not good. Why mess up yourself?

You may hate school and many of your teachers, but it's no reason to make their life more difficult. They (mostly) are doing their best and just trying to do a job.

• Eggs & Flour = OK, fun and harmless.
  Water Balloons = as above
  Superglue = loads of damage, but as a Taxpayer I'm going to have to pay for the thousands of pounds it may take to make repairs.
  Fire Alarms/Extinguishers - just too predictable and lazy

Do you want to make a statement? OK if you do, but don't mess up other people because of that.

Maybe celebrate the day with your mates, chill out, sit under a tree with friends and contemplate the future.

I'd advocate doing a Gordon Brown - go out with dignity.


Cooch

[deadly_habit]

just go home and spend the day without incident
teachers lives are bad enough having to deal with wave after wave of disrespectful lil pricks every year






























that being said we always had a massive water fight and shaving cream etc

[dubluke]

if you've got a classroom with the type of ceiling tiles that you can push up out of their frame and return into it really easily, lift up a few tiles and throw bags of prawns up there on top of them, by the time every comes back for term next year the place will reek!!

alternatively pour honey on the banisters of all the staircases then people will get stuck to them HAR HAR

[ahier]

yeah do something funny and witty, not something stupid and destructive, turns out teachers are people too
or let loose some chickens in the hallways

mostly, jus get pissed and have a fun time with some good friends during what will be one of the easiest and best periods of your life

[DZA]

I miss school so much

[ahier]

I miss school so much

yeah me too, school was easy

real life is hard

im not even in real life but its harder than school ever was

[oski]

a bit too predictable bt you could let loose 4 sheep numbered 1 3 4 and 5 painted on them
or any other animal really
they'll spend a long time looking for number 2