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Post by DjTrainWreck » Thu May 13, 2010 1:29 am

I dont even know if im allowed to post something like this but i thought it was kinda funny...

Have you ever told a girl thank you after she gave you dome? Gave her a hug? Just to show that youre thankful?

I never have, i guess here in poland its normal... i couldnt stop laughing when she told me that

My girl is mad because i showed no thanks after elvis left the building. What do you guys think is it normal where youre at? Ladies? Do men thank you after you eat their ice cream.


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Re: Blowjobs

Post by deadly_habit » Thu May 13, 2010 1:32 am

cigarette and return the favor

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Re: Blowjobs

Post by upstateface » Thu May 13, 2010 1:33 am

DjTrainWreck wrote:I dont even know if im allowed to post something like this but i thought it was kinda funny...

Have you ever told a girl thank you after she gave you dome? Gave her a hug? Just to show that youre thankful?

I never have, i guess here in poland its normal... i couldnt stop laughing when she told me that

My girl is mad because i showed no thanks after elvis left the building. What do you guys think is it normal where youre at? Ladies? Do men thank you after you eat their ice cream.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Uhhh if you say thanks it makes them feel used. At least over here. :?:
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by ST100 » Thu May 13, 2010 1:36 am

thanks, bitch.

peace.

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Re: Blowjobs

Post by helix » Thu May 13, 2010 1:38 am

She gets hers before I gets mine, standard.
So really, she's thanking me.
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by ST100 » Thu May 13, 2010 1:39 am

Helix [Delay] wrote:me.

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Post by Pistonsbeneath » Thu May 13, 2010 1:41 am

i hate blowjobs and hate going down..

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Re: Blowjobs

Post by DjTrainWreck » Thu May 13, 2010 1:46 am

i just had a fullblown argueemnt about how i dont have respect for women because i didnt say thanks. Its fuckin bullshit imo

she gets hers and i get mine is how it should be

as deadly said.... cigarette and return the favor...

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Re: Blowjobs

Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Thu May 13, 2010 1:57 am

I normally apologise and invent a half arsed story why it ended up on her face/in her hair/all three
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by upstateface » Thu May 13, 2010 1:59 am

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:I normally apologise and invent a half arsed story why it ended up on her face/in her hair/all three
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by deadly_habit » Thu May 13, 2010 2:03 am

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:I normally apologise and invent a half arsed story why it ended up on her face/in her hair/all three
shit do it right no need for apology
i think some of you guys have seen too much porn

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Re: Blowjobs

Post by BLAHBLAHJAH » Thu May 13, 2010 2:07 am

deadly habit wrote:
BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:I normally apologise and invent a half arsed story why it ended up on her face/in her hair/all three
shit do it right no need for apology
i think some of you guys have seen too much porn
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by Astral » Thu May 13, 2010 2:09 am

I give it the two thumbs up, followed by a mark out of ten.
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by bass hertz » Thu May 13, 2010 2:17 am

68

do me and I'll owe you one.

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Re: Blowjobs

Post by DjTrainWreck » Thu May 13, 2010 2:18 am

Astral wrote:I give it the two thumbs up, followed by a mark out of ten.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Motorway to Roswell » Thu May 13, 2010 2:20 am

A pat on the head .
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Post by AntlionUK » Thu May 13, 2010 6:59 am

she doesn't have to make dinner.
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Post by nowaysj » Thu May 13, 2010 7:56 am

My lady loves that shit, she thanks me.

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Post by particle-jim » Thu May 13, 2010 9:26 am

i was with a girl and it was her birthday, it was also that time of the month so she gave me a blowjob as i didn't want to get blood on my sword.
I blew a mighty load in her mouth and then said "happy birthday love"
she hit me 8)
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by Ennayess » Thu May 13, 2010 9:48 am

bass hertz wrote:68

do me and I'll owe you one.

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