EMERGENCY! 'feb 14th day' advice

cody · Post by **cody** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:57 pm

I know I have left this too late.

I know this might not even be the best idea asking strangers but Im a bit at a loss of what to do.

Valentines day 2morrow and I dont know what to get my girl

Ideas please...

pompende · Post by **pompende** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:01 pm

chocolate, dumbass.

...and your dick in a box.

cody · Post by **cody** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:08 pm

chocolate?

isnt that a bit obvious, dumbass

I thought the fwd thinking people on here might have some more interesting solutions.

sro · Post by **sro** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:12 pm

I'm getting my wife some overpriced flowers and a card...hth!

joseph-j · Post by **joseph-j** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:14 pm

I've just been dumped.

So I'm sending her my dick in a box, obviously.

TRG · Post by **TRG** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:15 pm

Lolita costume.

pompende · Post by **pompende** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:16 pm

i dunno man. i am just making my girl a korean curry and having a quiet 1 at home. she specifically asked me not to get her flowers etc.

that is the way i think.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:16 pm

Joseph-J wrote:I've just been dumped.

So I'm sending her my dick in a box, obviously.

Probably much better than a string of needy, desperate texts anyway and probably less likely to get the police involved too.

unlikely · Post by **unlikely** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:31 pm

chocolates are a bit rubbish, valentines day set menus are waste and flowers are environmentally unsound apparently

all about a couple of bottles of wine and a good meal at home

cody · Post by **cody** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:32 pm

unlikely wrote:chocolates are a bit rubbish, valentines day set menus are waste and flowers are environmentally unsound apparently

all about a couple of bottles of wine and a good meal at home

thats my back-up. got the vino and ingredients for the meal ready

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:35 pm

Can of special brew and a battered sausage

groovesgirl · Post by **groovesgirl** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:37 pm

Flowers are overrated.

They are dead in a week and cost WAY too much.

I say make her dinner, take her to do something fun she likes to do, or a gift certificate to the sex shop (if she's into that kinda thing).

electric eliminator · Post by **electric eliminator** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:42 pm

you should have said earlier, ive got a quality undies set that ive been stuck with since last year. me and her fell out shortly before valentines, so i didnt give er them, and the shop wouldnt do a refund.

they were from boudiche, part of the spoylt range, im sure if an of the ladies on here know about them theyd tell you how chuffed theyd be to get em, and theyre as much a gift that you can enjoy too.

the set looks like this,

the only thing is your lass would have to be the right size.
its yours for the correct price.

electric eliminator · Post by **electric eliminator** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:24 pm

oh and incase your wondering whats in the suspender/utility belt, its some nipple tassles, blindfold and tying up straps.

my mates cant beleive ive had this lying around my house and have never tried it on!!

kion · Post by **kion** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:49 pm

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little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:20 pm

electric eliminator wrote:

Those look complicated.

I'd say it's the thought that counts, no matter what you do. Romance is in the intention, it's the little gestures.

rickdias · Post by **rickdias** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:25 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:Can of special brew and a battered sausage

i cant think of anytin better than that, maybe make that a supper?

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:54 pm

Cover her bed with rose petals without her knowing so that she is surprised?

cody · Post by **cody** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:18 am

sorted.

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