Friendzone

[kejk]

Right, hi guys - I've been away for a while, it's good to be back.

Now I need some advice...

Where do I start.

I've known this certain girl for all my life, and she has been one of my best friends since I was born. I've seen her almost every day of my life. I'm 20 now and so is she. She had a 4 year long relationship with a good friend of me in 2004-2008.

Lately she has been the biggest slut ever and I actually feel very attracted to her since she acts like that. I have already told her this and she says she "semi"-feels the same way about me. The only problem is that we feel like brothers and sisters - it feels very wrong to think about her like that. When she's drunk she gets all horny and dry humps me while we are watching a fucking movie.

I've never thought about her like this, but I kind of get jealous when she is dancing or talking or whatevering with some other guy.

Now I just said bye to her at my door since she is going out with this guy she likes and I have to wake up early for a job application interview.

WTF do I do?



Sorry if it doesn't make sense... haven't spoken/typed in english for ages.

Much love,

Cake

[frank grimes jr.]

Get her naked and see if it feels good?

[2manynoobs]

Get her naked and see if it feels good?

pro advice right here

[fractal]

tell her everything you just told us, cleaned up a little bit for tactfulness

honesty ftw

[ashley]

tell her everything you just told us, cleaned up a little bit for tactfulness

honesty ftw

Do it whilst drunk as well just in case it doesn't go down well.

[HamCrescendo]

tell her everything you just told us, cleaned up a little bit for tactfulness

honesty ftw

Do it whilst drunk as well just in case it doesn't go down well.

standard business



honesty is the best policy as long as you can blame it on something else

[the acid never lies]

tell her everything you just told us, cleaned up a little bit for tactfulness

honesty ftw

Do it whilst drunk as well just in case it doesn't go down well.

standard business



honesty is the best policy as long as you can blame it on something else

Bull shit!

Honesty is good but you must use it as a blunt instrument. SHOW her how you feel. Leave the talking for afterwards

[Capture pt]

agree with the dude above me.

[AntlionUK]

[the acid never lies]

That wolf is a fucking menace to society

[helix]

tell her everything you just told us, cleaned up a little bit for tactfulness

honesty ftw

Only real piece of advice in this thread.

Just be straightforward and polite with her. If she turns you down, big deal. If she doesn't turn you down... Well, you know what to do.

[DRTY]

tell her everything you just told us, cleaned up a little bit for tactfulness

honesty ftw

Only real piece of advice in this thread.

Just be straightforward and polite with her. If she turns you down, big deal. If she doesn't turn you down... Well, you know what to do.

yeah this 100% sounds like you're really close to her so I'm sure being open with her won't be a problem.

[helix]

Also, this is assuming you won't have a huge homophobe. fit if she turns you down.

[hasezwei]

next time she goes into dry humping mode take it to the next level. tell her bout how you feel after that.

and GO FOR IT! you say she's going on a date with a guy she likes? chances are good that it's already too late... but if he turns out to be a complete jackass, the gods are smilimg at you.


whatever you do, be honest and don't waste time.

[deadly_habit]

[2manynoobs]

yeah probably honesty..

[boomstix]

while you are getting busy, tell her to say 'i'm your sister' for extra dirty points

[oli90]

Play her this song:

http://www.stonesthrow.com/jukebox/damf ... leased.mp3

[nicenice]

If she turns you down, be a bitch and cry about it. If she doesn't turn you down, turn her down.

[hasezwei]

If she turns you down, be a bitch and cry about it. If she doesn't turn you down, turn her down.

if she turns you down be like "bitch, die! oooooh like" (etc)



beebz, king of filthy breakup anthems.