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Funny you do or did at school
My faverut thing to do is lock my self in a toilet cubicle then climb i pulled that on evry last cubicle in school
What you do den?
What you do den?
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big up everyone who used to draw these...
for me it was mainly about drawing them on peoples books/diaries, girls pencil cases and on the whiteboard with PERMANENT pen.
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Nice.RANDOM TRIO wrote:we had a magic mushroom field at the back of our school..long story short.. loads of us went, picked , ate then went back 2 lessons..some freaking out may off happened.. about 50 of us got suspended 4 that..the good ol dayz
I hated school, obviuosly. I've conveniently erased most memery's of it from my mind. The few thigs i can remember involve suspensions for such things as telling various teachers to fuck off or setting fire alarms off and then nonchalantly admitting to it.

Safe to say,I got a lot of riling at petty authority out of my system by the time i left.
School tought me loads but, not in the conventional sense.

FUCK THEM.
There were some safe teacher though. It's just a shame that most of them were opportunist twats who resented the children as much as the children resented them. Still the same now i guess

EDIT.
Incidently, I had a look on my schools web site a few months ago and was searching through the years i attended. There's not a single mention of me. lol

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Someone caught one of our geography's teachers having a quick,er, 'unwinding' session during a lunch break once. He had a nervos breakdown about 3 months later because of all the piss taking he was subjected to.
fou chien wrote:Great Beijing Olympic Games wil fill us all with pride and piss for all planet.And what do you fuk,muk?

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That's kind of funny. Bit of shame though i do feel sorry for them.LEQ wrote:Someone caught one of our geography's teachers having a quick,er, 'unwinding' session during a lunch break once. He had a nervos breakdown about 3 months later because of all the piss taking he was subjected to.
I used to have bare wanks at work when i was a little lost for something to do..haha.

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Yeah it was a bit of a shame looking back at it, still when your 15 it's hilarious. So you used to work in Mcdonalds then? alwasys wondered what they put in there burgersmetalboxproducts wrote:That's kind of funny. Bit of shame though i do feel sorry for them.LEQ wrote:Someone caught one of our geography's teachers having a quick,er, 'unwinding' session during a lunch break once. He had a nervos breakdown about 3 months later because of all the piss taking he was subjected to.
I used to have bare wanks at work when i was a little lost for something to do..haha.

fou chien wrote:Great Beijing Olympic Games wil fill us all with pride and piss for all planet.And what do you fuk,muk?

going on elaborate and unneccessarily long missions to go and bun zoots. discovering all kinds of mad places, water pump stations, motorway embankments, parts of town near school that i never knew existed.
fighting other schools during football matches. you could get away with some raw slide tackles that would be straight reds in the premiership but we would just get a ticking off by the ref.
egging people.

fighting other schools during football matches. you could get away with some raw slide tackles that would be straight reds in the premiership but we would just get a ticking off by the ref.
egging people.

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drawing on drunk people. ive rinsed this too hard, its never not funny.
drawing cocks is weapon of choice especially if they got to get a train home. my fav was writing 'delsa' on delsa's forhead, i cant describe how much of a big look it was. as i was leaving there was a queue up to the chair he was passed out on, every1 was waitin for their turn to bomb up his face
good times. he'd prob brick me if i did it now but i'd do it again
drawing cocks is weapon of choice especially if they got to get a train home. my fav was writing 'delsa' on delsa's forhead, i cant describe how much of a big look it was. as i was leaving there was a queue up to the chair he was passed out on, every1 was waitin for their turn to bomb up his face
good times. he'd prob brick me if i did it now but i'd do it again

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This will be a long post, so enjoy.
In the summer I will be writing up memoirs with fellow old classmates and hopefully write some scripts/chapters.
- Made 1 teacher lock herself in her room at lunchtime, banging her head against the desk. Left the week after. Goodbye Miss Cupid.
Bundled into a classroom onto a female teacher, whilst a classmate grabbed a boob. She left at the end of the Year. Goodbye Miss Gilbert.
I dropped a paperclip into an electric radiator to short out the electrics in the music block. "FUCK THE AMPS GONE beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep" haha
Kicked a teachers desk drawers in because he had found my maths folder but didn't give it back to me, blagged myself out of it by kneeing the wall to get a red mark and said i fell into his desk. Sorry Mr Payne.
Stole all the clocks (usual shit).
Used a whole roll of Duct tape, taping someone to the desk. "GET OUT", "I Cant sir, im stuck" lol
Stuck the end of the teachers pens into CHAMP dog food, because we knew he chewed his pens. Sorry Mr Payne.
Hid a tin of Sardines behind a radiator in summer. Sorry Mr Payne.
Ripped wholes into the AstroDome (travelling educational tool, you crawl inside and the constallations lit up.) We took compasses in and ripped wholes in it. Sorry Astrodome people.
Put the New Years Eve Bon Fire out in Canada on a skiing trip at 11:40pm thus being banned from further ski trips. Sorry Mr Miller.
Mentally bullying a physics teacher by singing "Imagine all the people" because she looked like John Lennon. Sorry Mrs Arnold.
Made Mr Coen leave for health reasons, heart attack waiting to happen. Sorry.
Used to shout "4291" and " 1 foot in the grave" at an old History/English teacher. Sorry Mr Holmes. (4291 because of the catchphrase in the show, "One foot in the grave")
Defied Mr Windle "You have a record of making every single one of your form tutors leave, it wont be happening to me" Sorry Mr Windle we did make you leave.
One guy used to shout "Your daughter is gonna get raped" at Mr Payne, probably the worst thing i've witnessed. He also used ot scream at the top of his voice and hit spoons as hard as he could against the desk (makes a very loud noise)
Made one kid leave through bullying after he pissed himself in Art. He left and went to live with his father in the U.S. After 4 years he came back, we hadn't forgotten. Sorry Mitten.
Had the police called when egg and flour fights on the bus continued downstairs and paint was involved.
SE19 was called when a fight between schools (in fact just 2 guys were gonna fight) was being planned. They parked by the gates and just monitored us.
We used to record over the French exercise tapes with animal noises, dropping people in it "ohhhh alan stop it" and shouting mothers names into it.
Used to set endless amounts of fire alarms off, one guy emptied fire hydrants around the room, spraying the work displays with foam.
One guy painted a swastika on a chair in Art, only to learn that the head of year was Jewish. On behalf of that dick, sorry Mr Wade.
Different guy same stupidity, sprayed a swastika onto the carpet with deodorant and lit it.
Clay dicks were thrown and stuck on the art room ceiling. Sorry Miss Gubbins.
We used to call eachother by their mothers names, It even got to the point where songs were made up. Derek.....Emma Nickolas and Matthew. Sorry Barnett.
Side partin fanny fartin martin. Sorry Joe.
Tits saggy knickers baggy maggie. Sorry Gerard.
Smashed endless windows, clogged endless bogs, abused endless teachers and you are forgiven if you think im chatting shit, as most people dont believe me until they ask my friends.

In the summer I will be writing up memoirs with fellow old classmates and hopefully write some scripts/chapters.
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So you were party to a sexual atack? NICEBundled into a classroom onto a female teacher, whilst a classmate grabbed a boob. She left at the end of the Year. Goodbye Miss Gilbert.
Erm. Yes.Would you believe I went to a respectable all boys grammar school.
Bet you got up to some right gay things

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