body scanners and pat-downs *NSFW*

brent · Post by **brent** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:20 am

i really don't understand what the problem is. i've never been in an airport. i don't want someone i don't know looking at me naked on a screen no matter how nice my body is. i'd also prefer to not be irradiated. when i requested a pat-down instead, i'd also pick who was going to do it. that's what they need to do. they need to have a lineup of attractive men and women ready to do full body searches. i'd make sexual noises and try to help their hand when they got to my sensitive areas. what's the big fucking deal?

noam · Post by **noam** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:23 am

id write them naught notes inside my shoes so they could read them when inevitably i have to take them off

mickey raus · Post by **mickey raus** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:37 am

there is no problem, but you need to feel there's one and that the state is taking care of it [at a certain expense, of course]

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:50 am

Looks like someone's embarrassed about their small willy

Shum · Post by **Shum** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:55 am

Bit cuntish of me to think this, but I would just love to save up a small fart to release the moment they pat my ass.

brent · Post by **brent** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:16 am

DZA wrote:Looks like someone's embarrassed about their small willy

that certainly wouldn't be me. i only made this post because of it being in the news here. they wouldn't let this one man fly at all because he refused the new search methods.

so, let's see you in a full body naked shot, then? trade pics? you go first.

mickey raus · Post by **mickey raus** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:26 am

Airport Scanner Fears Realized; You Become The New Porn!

noam · Post by **noam** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:27 am

mickey raus wrote:Airport Scanner Fears Realized; You Become The New Porn!

no. way.

thats what this is about?!

man if i ever go through one of those im getting a boner before i go through and writing 'blow me' down my shaft. maybe an upside down cross and 666 on my chest.

fractal · Post by **fractal** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:11 am

lucky them i say, working at the airport is such a shitty job. plus i'm sure it's like a nude beach, never the people you want to see naked

agreed with going in fully erect, make a statement!

mickey raus · Post by **mickey raus** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:16 am

yeah, very funny, innit?
by the time our kids will grow it will be even much funnier, because we let it be so

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:58 am

brent wrote: i've never been in an airport

Really?

hasezwei · Post by **hasezwei** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:48 am

im SO never gonna fly to the usa.

danny_scrilla · Post by **danny_scrilla** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:08 pm

hasezwei wrote:

im SO never gonna fly to the usa.

similar thing happened to me when i flew into S.F. last year. i was taken into a seperate room with 2 officers (2 more guarding the door) because apperently i smelled like weed (i don't smoke at all). so after one of the officers told me that he will have to hurt me if i don't cooperate i got a little nervous. which caused them to believe i got nervous because i was hiding something and so on and so on. after 30 minutes which felt like 3 hours they finally had to let me go because i simply didin't do anything wrong. now everytime i travel to the U.S. i get picked "randomly" out of a group of people...

kpnutnut · Post by **kpnutnut** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:16 pm

danny scrilla wrote:
hasezwei wrote:

im SO never gonna fly to the usa.
similar thing happened to me when i flew into S.F. last year. i was taken into a seperate room with 2 officers (2 more guarding the door) because apperently i smelled like weed (i don't smoke at all). so after one of the officers told me that he will have to hurt me if i don't cooperate i got a little nervous. which caused them to believe i got nervous because i was hiding something and so on and so on. after 30 minutes which felt like 3 hours they finally had to let me go because i simply didin't do anything wrong. now everytime i travel to the U.S. i get picked "randomly" out of a group of people...

thas disgraceful.... i wud be screwin sayin "what izit cos i iz white yeh?" LOOOL

frank grimes jr. · Post by **frank grimes jr.** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:25 pm

Putting a child thru that shit is the real problem.
I've just yesterday written a letter to my senator about this.

kay · Post by **kay** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:14 pm

danny scrilla wrote:similar thing happened to me when i flew into S.F. last year. i was taken into a seperate room with 2 officers (2 more guarding the door) because apperently i smelled like weed (i don't smoke at all). so after one of the officers told me that he will have to hurt me if i don't cooperate i got a little nervous. which caused them to believe i got nervous because i was hiding something and so on and so on. after 30 minutes which felt like 3 hours they finally had to let me go because i simply didin't do anything wrong. now everytime i travel to the U.S. i get picked "randomly" out of a group of people...

At least you know what's going on there. One of the guys at work found out at Heathrow that he was on the US no-fly list. This was almost a year ago and they still won't tell him why.

WhosZena · Post by **WhosZena** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:21 pm

Is it even safe?.. I swear X-Rays etc are potentially dangerous

Last time I went Heathrow they stopped to search me while I was taking my sister to the toilet.
Thankfully she broke the awkwardness by throwing up everywhere.

Teach them to mess with me.

frank grimes jr. · Post by **frank grimes jr.** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:45 pm

The FDA says it's fine.
I wonder if like a MRI it can effect a person with tattoos?

2manynoobs · Post by **2manynoobs** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:49 pm

noam wrote:
mickey raus wrote:Airport Scanner Fears Realized; You Become The New Porn!

no. way.

thats what this is about?!

man if i ever go through one of those im getting a boner before i go through and writing 'blow me' down my shaft. maybe an upside down cross and 666 on my chest.

I bet you only get to blo. ..

AntlionUK · Post by **AntlionUK** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:04 pm

my mate has penis tattoed on his penis.

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