Wrongest Films Ever

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:00 pm

Couldn't stop laughing for about half an hour when I found out about this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765475/

Special Dead (2006)
advertisement When a zombie plague infects Camp Special Dude, a dude ranch for the mentally handicapped, a ragtag band of campers and counselors struggles to survive the night. Led by the indifferent, nun-chuck-wielding head counselor, Mac, and his wheelchair-bound sister Dale, the unlikely heroes fight their way off the mountain as, one by one, they're picked off and join the ranks of the walking dead. It's a campy stampede of blood, boobs and gore as some "very special" people show that they can kick some serious undead ass.

I hear that there's also a zombie with Tourette's which must make this a must see

Any other gems of cinema beat this????

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:05 pm

Shonky wrote:Any other gems of cinema beat this????

I doubt it. I certainly can't think of any

hologram · Post by **hologram** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:30 pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290329/

Visitor Q
A father, who is a failed former television reporter tries to mount a documentary about violence and sex among youths. He proceeds to have sex with his daughter who is now a prostitute and films his son being humiliated and hit by classmates. "Q", a perfect stranger somehow gets involved and enter the bizzare family who's son beats his mom, who in turn is also a prostitute and a heroin addict...

^ and thats just the beginning.

Takashi Miike's work. highly recommend it.
japanese take it next level and beyond.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:36 pm

Remembered this one that a friend was raving about a while back

The Suckling (aka Sewage Baby) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0140581/

A woman goes to a back alley abortion clinic, only to have her aborted fetus attack her, her boyfriend, and everyone else at the clinic.

Taglines - He'll always be Mommy's little mutant

- ...all he wanted was a cuddle

Forensics · Post by **Forensics** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:53 pm

In terms of slapstick kinda wrongness -

Bad Taste & Braindead: Two classics from the guy who made the Lord of the Rings films, budget gore-tastic

And for more serious wrongness -

Ichi the Killer: Haven't seen the film, but the anime's sickness incarnate!

Audition: An extended torture scene you will Never forget!!

Will try and think of more, my brain isn't working properly right now....

musty dust · Post by **musty dust** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:05 pm

Ichi the Killer: Haven't seen the film, but the anime's sickness incarnate!

the film is just as nuts as the anime, propper rawness

thinking · Post by **thinking** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:13 pm

Happiness

rickyricardo · Post by **rickyricardo** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:19 pm

Probably the strangest, most low-budget film I ever saw:

Blood Freak

This comment from IMDB pretty much sums it up

[...]The fantastic plot involves a guy named Hershel (Steve Hawkes) who rides a chopper and looks a bit like Elvis Presley. He meets up with two sisters, one an extremely straight Bible preaching evangelist named Angel who wants to save the world, the other a drug using slut, named Ann, who has the hots for Hershel. Hershel smokes some kind of super addicting pot which causes him to sc**w Ann. He then goes to work for a man who appears to be their father who owns a poultry farm with a built in laboratory run by some dim witted scientists. Hershel then eats a whole turkey provided by the lab which is laced with experimental drugs. He passes out, wakes up as turkey monster, starts killing a strange assortment of people, and drinks their blood. He also has sex with Ann in his turkey outfit while she voices her concerns about having turkey monster children. All throughout the film, a sleazy narrator interrupts things to give the audience confusing philosophical insights about God. It all works out in the end as Hershel finds sobriety, God, love, and poultry. You could spend your whole life trying to find something as bizarre as this film and not succeed.

You haven't seen strange, until you've watched a guy running around wearing a giant paper machee turkey mask, smoking joints, and killing people.

marsyas · Post by **marsyas** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:41 pm

ThinKing wrote:Happiness

omg yes, this movie is seriously fucked up.

monsta · Post by **monsta** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:43 pm

hologram wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290329/

Visitor Q
A father, who is a failed former television reporter tries to mount a documentary about violence and sex among youths. He proceeds to have sex with his daughter who is now a prostitute and films his son being humiliated and hit by classmates. "Q", a perfect stranger somehow gets involved and enter the bizzare family who's son beats his mom, who in turn is also a prostitute and a heroin addict...

^ and thats just the beginning.

Takashi Miike's work. highly recommend it.
japanese take it next level and beyond.

wrongest film ever imo!

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:24 pm

Guinea Pig films are the wrongest. Not many people have seen those, though. Well worth seeking out.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:31 pm

ThinKing wrote:Happiness

Yep, another baddy for sure. And Blood Freak sure sounds quite, quite wrong

but

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102783/

Revenge of Billy the Kid

The horny farmer McDonald has his wicked way with a goat. Life returns to normal for the family, until the goat gives birth! The mutant off spring, called Billy, is tormented by the Farmer's sons, only the daughter feels any pity for him. It isn't long before Billy, who keeps growing bigger, plans revenge...

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:36 pm

paolo wrote:
Shonky wrote:Any other gems of cinema beat this????
I doubt it. I certainly can't think of any

I thought of one! Blue Velvet by David Lynch! The man's a legend

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:43 pm

paolo wrote:
paolo wrote:
Shonky wrote:Any other gems of cinema beat this????
I doubt it. I certainly can't think of any
I thought of one! Blue Velvet by David Lynch! The man's a legend

Hardly wrong, though is he?

"instruments for working on mutant women"

This was beard tuggingly wrong.

m9918868 · Post by **m9918868** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:02 pm

Atolladero (1995)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0112407/

No plot description, but basically it's a futuristic spaghetti western -featuring a completely mad Iggy Pop.

akid1 · Post by **akid1** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:21 pm

two oh one wrote:Guinea Pig films are the wrongest. Not many people have seen those, though. Well worth seeking out.

Hell Yeah, i remember seeing Devils Experiment, THAT movie was wrong as hell

__________ · Post by **__________** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:38 pm

The Driller Killer.

It's an Abel Ferrara film that is well fucked up.

An artist slowly goes insane while struggling to pay his bills, work on his paintings, and care for his two female roommates, which leads him taking to the streets of New York after dark and randomly killing derelicts with a power drill.

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:42 pm

Irreversible. THAT scene is pretty wrong.

kidcazual · Post by **kidcazual** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:43 pm

nice idea SHONKY

mmmmm being eaten by granny ..............

A family has gathered for the birthday party of two warm, lovable grandmas. They open a gift from a devil-worshipping relative, the contents of which turn the docile matriarchs into monstrous, flesh-eating creatures! A bloody gore-fest ensues, as the voracious "grandmonsters" begin devouring relatives -- giving new meaning to the term "family dinner"!

ive been devoured by someones granny too

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:52 pm

£10 Bag wrote:It's an Abel Ferrara film that is well fucked up.

Unlike all the other Abel Ferrara films, eh

kidcazual wrote:ive been devoured by someones granny too

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