need help!

[Brosteppah93]

Hi dubstepforum!

i would really appreciate some help from you guys on here!!! i am fairly new to producing so dont judge me too harsh plz. today we went to the music store and bought some equipment and the technician already built everything up.
the guy in the music store who helped me out and who basically told me what i should buy was really nice...but maybe he fucked me over????

i already sat down for almost 2h but i dont fuckin get these sick wobbles like in excision or downlink tracks

so here is my equipment maybe the guy in the store sold me shit:
for the pc i got:
- Cubase 6
- NI Komplete 7
- Waves Diamond Bundle

i also bought some analog hardware stuff:
- Virus TI 2
- Waldorf Blofeld
- Sherman Filterbank 2
- CME VX6

so what is this shit and why dont i get any fuckin wobbles??????

thx in advance!

[Sinisterbeats]

[Trichome]

This is literally the worst trolling attempt I have ever seen. His username is "brosteppah93" for fucks sake.

[moki]

Now thats a picture!

At op. The best way to get the wobbles is to buy an api console. so unfortunately you still gotta spend another 40 to 60 grand on hardware to sound like excision and datsik.

[Trebek]

^^^^ This.

Learn what your doing before you buy massive amounts of equipment. Having the best equipment in the world isn't going to make awesome music alone. You need experience, which is practice.

[moki]

The guy fucked you over big time, take the shit back and get this.

http://www.apiaudio.com/1608.html

[zerbaman]

Don't listen to them, they're lying, what you need to do is delete the file "system32"
This will unlock new soundwaves for your DAW

[moki]

Don't listen to them, they're lying, what you need to do is delete the file "system32"
This will unlock new soundwaves for your DAW

Shut the fuck up. how are weed gonna dominate the market when you're giving our secrets away!

[Trichome]

Don't listen to them, they're lying, what you need to do is delete the file "system32"
This will unlock new soundwaves for your DAW

The funny thing is, you can't even delete it. It doesn't let you.

[moki]

If he gives himself a trogen and does it from a remote computer it will work!

I did it to my sisters computer. I erased the windows folder and she couldn't turn it back on!

[zerbaman]

Don't listen to them, they're lying, what you need to do is delete the file "system32"
This will unlock new soundwaves for your DAW

The funny thing is, you can't even delete it. It doesn't let you.

LIES!~

I did it once accidentally

BUT THEN I MADE THE NASTIEST BEAT EVER!!!!!!

[Trichome]

offtopic i know.

the best thing to do is screenshot the desktop, then set the screenshot as the background. then delete all the desktop icons. go into task manager to end "explorer.exe" so the real taskbar disappears.

then sit and watch them frantically clicking everything

[Sinisterbeats]

to sound like datsik and excision you need to get a sonic array helmet to transmit the sounds from your head to your DAW.
Heres a pic of Datsik himself at work so you can check out his setup

[moki]

aaaaaaahahaahaha. I love this thread.

[zerbaman]

to sound like datsik and excision you need to get a sonic array helmet to transmit the sounds from your head to your DAW.
Heres a pic of Datsik himself at work so you can check out his setup

I'm pretty sure that's Burial making the filthiest bass ever.

[benjam]

How the fuck do you keep getting in my studio sinister???

[Nacklewicket]

[JemGrover]

Reg' on a rampage.

(How many beginners know what a Waldorf Blofeld is?!)


....Question is, who is it!

[nitzdaking]

This is literally the worst trolling attempt I have ever seen. His username is "brosteppah93" for fucks sake.

[REAP3RMusic]

Don't listen to them, they're lying, what you need to do is delete the file "system32"
This will unlock new soundwaves for your DAW

In soviet russia, system32 deletes you!